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Clips from MacGyver - Ruler (S01E01)

"- abandonment of your work? - Boredom."
MacGyver
"Apologies, but I do not understand."
MacGyver
"No offense, all right, but I'm working in a windowless basement"
MacGyver
"with a bunch of geeks"
MacGyver
"and a talking food processor."
MacGyver
"Look, no disrespect."
MacGyver
"I guess I just thought being a secret agent"
MacGyver
"would be a lot more exciting."
MacGyver
"Meet Olivia Prior, member of Dutch Parliament,"
MacGyver
"known for championing education reform"
MacGyver
"and fighting government corruption."
MacGyver
"Ooh, I like her already."
MacGyver
"Is she in some kind of trouble?"
MacGyver
"Uh, I'm sorry."
MacGyver
"You were saying?"
MacGyver
"This woman, is she in trouble?"
MacGyver
"According to the CIA, Prior has been leaking state secrets"
MacGyver
"to a terrorist group."
MacGyver
"Any idea why she's betraying her own country?"
MacGyver
"No. In fact, the CIA is having trouble verifying their intel,"
MacGyver
"and they won't alert"
MacGyver
"- until they do. - The hell is that?"
MacGyver
"The intelligence services of the Netherlands."
MacGyver
"Oh, yeah, yeah."
MacGyver
"Okay, what say we just call them Dutch Intelligence"
MacGyver
"and move on, 'kay?"
MacGyver
"The CIA believes"
MacGyver
"tomorrow, in Amsterdam..."
MacGyver
"But since sending agents to observe the meet"
MacGyver
"would technically be spying on a close ally..."
MacGyver
"- We get to do their dirty work. - Bingo."
MacGyver
"You are gonna record the meet and get concrete proof..."
MacGyver
"- that Prior is an enemy agent. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,"
MacGyver
"whoa, whoa. Back up."
MacGyver
"- Record? - Yeah."
MacGyver
"So no black bag?"
MacGyver
"No interrogation? Just surveillance?"
MacGyver
"Observe and report. Nothing more."
MacGyver
"What's he so excited about?"
MacGyver
"Jack loves surveillance ops."
MacGyver
"He's got an inflatable butt pillow. It's a whole thing."
MacGyver
"Hey, this is the closest thing you're ever gonna get"
MacGyver
"to a vacation around here, all right?"
MacGyver
"You park the van, you sit back,"
MacGyver
"you relax, and you watch Riley press record."
MacGyver
"Well, actually, Jack, it's not as simple as just..."
MacGyver
"Okay, Riley, I'm sure there's lots of cool computer stuff, too, okay?"
MacGyver
"My point is, no fistfights, no running,"
MacGyver
"Well, that's precisely why I decided"
MacGyver
"that this is the perfect first mission abroad"
MacGyver
"for Bozer."
MacGyver
"Hold up."
MacGyver
"You just said I'm going on this mission?"
MacGyver
"You're going on this mission."
MacGyver
"Watch out, Amsterdam!"
MacGyver
"Here comes Bozer!"
MacGyver
"Wilt Bozer."
MacGyver
"Wiggity, wiggity, uh..."
MacGyver
"Thank you, ma'am. I mean Matty."
MacGyver
"This is literally the easiest"
MacGyver
"first mission abroad that I could give you."
MacGyver
"So don't screw it up."
MacGyver
"And that jet? Amazing."
MacGyver
"It was everything I thought it would be."
MacGyver
"Just like the one Roger Moore gets thrown out of"
MacGyver
"right before he fights that evil dude on that space station."
MacGyver
"Do I need to be prepared for something like that?"
MacGyver
"I think we can safely rule out space travel, Boze."
MacGyver
"Odds are, the plane flight will be"
MacGyver
"the most exciting part about this trip."
MacGyver
"Well, a little boring sounds pretty exciting to me."
MacGyver
"Anyone else want to check out the Van Gogh Museum?"
MacGyver
"No, not me, thanks."
MacGyver
"I'm just gonna chill out in the van, put a dent in these."
MacGyver
"- CDs? Really, Jack? - Mm-hmm."
MacGyver
"You know they invented iTunes, right?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, but everybody knows CDs sound better."
MacGyver
"Well, people only say that about vinyl because..."
MacGyver
"Look it up. It's proven."
MacGyver
"You know what, forget it. I give up."
MacGyver
"So... this is where"
MacGyver
"Prior's supposed to meet her contact."
MacGyver
"So until she shows,"
MacGyver
"I say we sit back, relax, and enjoy my man Willie."
MacGyver
"Yeah, there it is."
MacGyver
"- Want me to turn it up? - ♪ On the road again ♪"
MacGyver
"♪ I just can't wait to get on the road again... ♪"
MacGyver
"I don't remember James Bond ever doing that."
MacGyver
"Okay, Surveillance 101:"
MacGyver
"if the other team spots you, game over."
MacGyver
"You want to assess your surroundings while blending in."
MacGyver
"Assess and blend. Got it."
MacGyver
"The rest I learned from Thornton."
MacGyver
"She may have been a traitor, but she was a hell of a spy."
MacGyver
"Always had every angle covered,"
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"always thinking ten steps ahead."
MacGyver
"So, I was on, what, my fifth op"
MacGyver
"before you guys started training me?"
MacGyver
"Yeah, but you were on your seventh"
MacGyver
"till you actually started to listen."
MacGyver
"Look, the thing with Bozer is..."
MacGyver
"Jack is to Mac as Mac is to Bozer."
MacGyver
"Did you just make an analogy?"
MacGyver
"I don't know. Did I? Look, all I'm saying is..."
MacGyver
"that Mac feels responsible for Bozer's safety;"
MacGyver
"he's been doing everything he could to shield him from this world,"
MacGyver
"and now he's out here in the thick of it."
MacGyver
"Mac may seem like he's cool with Bozer being out here,"
MacGyver
"you know what I mean?"
MacGyver
"blue sweater and pearls."
MacGyver
"Hey... I know I'm new to this,"
MacGyver
"but even I can see that that woman"
MacGyver
"- is acting 50 shades of shady. - Yeah."
MacGyver
"Shady doesn't hold up in court though."
MacGyver
"Matty needs video of Prior handing the codes to her contact."
MacGyver
"Well, I'll tell you one thing,"
MacGyver
"she may be a traitor, but she's no pro."
MacGyver
"in a room full of rocking chairs."
MacGyver
"she's expecting her contact any second now, right?"
MacGyver
"Boom. The kid's a natural. Now the hard part."
MacGyver
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