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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S05E05)

"- Is-is that early?! - Like, ten days, but... - But that's bad."
Archer (2009)
"- Calderón! - That we got from him! - What?!"
Archer (2009)
"- little sooner than we wanted, but... - Operation Dropkick."
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"- Which is you. - Well, technically, they're mercenaries from"
Archer (2009)
"Ooh, sorry. Iraq. Wait. No, Iran. No, doesn't matter who."
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"- You son of a... - Oh, come on, Archer. Drop the act!"
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"- He was in on it from day one. - What?!"
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"- I'm trying to call in an air strike here. - Ooh, hey, what's our ride situation?"
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"Good. Yeah, we need plenty of room... until we dump them at a black site."
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"people hadn't lost 50 million bucks worth of our cocaine, you know way too much."
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"- Don't shoot! - Now then."
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"- Time?! - Nine minutes!"
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"- What? This is exciting. - Right?"
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"- What is wrong with you? - Nothin', Roy. - Or Ray."
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"- the process of disarming it? Ooh! - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"
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"- going anywhere, and B... - Señor Presidente! Our radar station has detected"
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"leak out of a...? Ow! Ow! Cut it... Ow, goddamn it!"
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"if you've got any sense, you'll fill your pockets, too! Because your regime is"
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"- Vamonos! Los Americanos vienen! - Corre!"
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"Aww... All the gardeners are running away."
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"Doing good, buddy. - Archer!"
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"What? Jesus! What is your problem!"
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"- you don't need that. - How dare you tell me what I..."
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"chance that at some point in the future we're gonna have sex, so..."
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"- That thing is smooth. - I...! Thank you."
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"- cocaine? - As God... is my witness."
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"- God hates you. Open 'em up. - Wha...?"
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"- Ugh! - Do you hear that?"
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"- Hey. Hi! Do you people hear that? - After the air strike"
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"Plus, if you did, I bet they'd smash your teeth down your stupid throat."
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"- grab that one. - Private Me,"
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"- What?! And make sure they don't escape."
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"kind of doula would I be if I let you have more..."
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"- face? - Is that so much to ask?"
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"- Uncle. Uh, friend of the family. - Dude. Drop it."
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"We should get to the shelter soon."
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"- ♪ It's them broken hearts... ♪ - Oh, come on, we"
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"couldn't leave it in the rocket. And we couldn't just leave it"
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"- Cyril, for God's sake, be careful! - Would you shut up?"
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"- Get out! And, Pam, get in here. - No, no..."
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"Well, no, but... a student of life."
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"- them! - No, Ray, I just feel like smashing stuff."
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"stop. No, what if there's aren't enough hands and feet?"
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"Get some hay ready to dry this little bastard off because now you are gonna push!"
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"Oh, for... He didn't know that I made a deal to sell cocaine for the CIA."
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"- Whatever. - Lana Kane, you have known me for a long, long time."
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"- See? What'd I tell you! - I thought it was"
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"- buying more coke? - You and your stupid, stupid cocaine!"
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"a brain chip. It was just the sticker off the backpack of a little Lego"
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"- spaceman. - What? - A Lego sticker?"
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"- mind? - Are you? Showing up at the mansion,"
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"- with a $50 million hole in our account. - There's 40 of it."
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"- renovate my offices. - Ha! You really are out of your mind."
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"- Wow. - Yeah. - Wow."
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"Archer, shut up. You shut up."
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"to freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman's office. And I was like, "Huh, weird.""
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"- aside, I do actually love you. - And so here's this viable sample just sitting there"
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"your life eight months ago. Lana, am I just now coming out"
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"of a coma from when I drowned, saving your life eight months ago?"
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"Baby? Baby. Baby!"
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"- What do you mean, your water broke?! - What do you mean, what"
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"- do I mean? I mean that! I'm going into labor! - Wait. What?!"
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"- I'm having a baby? - Gross! - Bu-But it's early."
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"- Is that bad?! - Archer, none of this is ideal!"
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"- Hey! - What?! - What the hell are you"
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"- people doing in San Marcos in the first place?! - Selling weapons to"
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"What? What, what? You didn't think that was something I'd"
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"- like to know about?! - I'm positive we talked about this."
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"- No, we didn't! - 100% positive. - When?! When did we"
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"- Lana! Was that a contraction?! - Yup. Ohh!"
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"- Uh, okay. Mark! - Twain!"
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"No, that's barges. - Shut up!"
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"- But, hey, speaking of time... - What's your Bishop Score?!"
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"I got certified as a doula, which, turns out, is not that hard."
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"Shut up. Does the CIA know Calderón has a nerve gas missile at the palace?"
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"- What?! - Cool. - We didn't give him gas!"
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"Well, he's got it, and we can't override the launch"
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"- sequence, so we've... - Get that idiot Calderón on the phone!"
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"- Oh, did I mention, a tiger ate him? - What?!"
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"- Wait. What?! - Well, not ate ate. - Well, no, but by"
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"- now... - Jesus God. Okay, Slater, I know it's a"
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"Roger that. - What's Operation Dropkick?"
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"Hey, Donna, we got a carrier group in the Gulf, right?"
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"- Calderón? - So he could fight the rebels."
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"- Honduras and Guatemala, but yes. - Okay, so, am I just stupid, or...?"
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"- Duh. Pregnant. - Yeah, airstrike, naval bombardment, amphibious"
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"- landing, whole megillah. - Calderón needed weapons to fight the rebels, but"
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"he didn't have money to buy weapons. He only had cocaine, but Iran"
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"- was like, "No way. Cash only." So... - Iran?!"
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"Anyway, to buy the weapons, we needed to... monetize the cocaine."
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"- Oh, my God. - Join the club."
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"We've been trying to monetize cocaine for, like... I mean, you even came to the"
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"from Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?!"
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"If we don't spend it this year, we can't get an increase next year."
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"You lying son of a bitch!"
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"- You knew about this the entire time?! - No, no."
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"Hey, do you mind?"
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"Air strike on the palace is a go, and I suggest we take Calderón's jet."
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"- What the f... - Come on, even if you"
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"- Uh, I don't know anything! - I believe that to be"
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"literally true. Oye, muchachos! Agarrenlos!"
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"- Let's get this baby out of me. - Gross! - Will you sh..."
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"- Minutes to launch-- 60. - Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead"
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"- tipped with deadly nerve gas is technically exciting. - Yeah, right?"
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"Uh, kind of just like... on it. Oh, do you mean where are we in"
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"- Ow! Come on. Ow! Ow! - Okay. - What happened?!"
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"- Did it explode?! - Uh, no. I think we would've heard it."
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"Well, it's just a matter of time before it does, with those idiots working on it!"
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"- We need to leave! - Well, A: I'm president for life, so I'm not"
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"- And B..."
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"- And I hate to tell you this, but the First Lady and I are having an affair."
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"Damn, Dawg. That was my B."
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"- It's over, Cyril. It's over! - Nothing is over!"
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"You asked me. I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to"
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"- bullion, anything you can cram in a suitcase! - Mm, mm. Wouldn't bullion"
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"- I... Ow! - Gold bullion, you idiot!"
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"- I don't know what that is! - And I don't know who"
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"- you think you are! You are not robbing my palace! - Oh, yes, we are, and"
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"officially over. And I've seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar, and this is how it ends:"
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"- of God... is funny?! - You said you've seen cooze."
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