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Clips from King of the Hill - Keeping Up with Our Joneses (S01E01)

"down off your high horse!"
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"BILL: Yeah!"
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"To the Hills, and their tobacco-free future!"
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"I will not sit here and have my work insulted!"
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"What? Do you think that potatoes fly into the bowl and mash themselves?"
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"LUANNE: I know y'all don't mean none of those harsh words."
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"It's just the nicotine withdrawal."
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"Why is she still talking?"
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"[Suspenseful instrumental music]"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"LUANNE: Drop it."
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"Bobby, Hank, hold on. I got it."
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"When's this thing supposed to kick in? It's not working!"
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"It's broken!"
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"Bobby!"
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"[Growling]"
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"HANK: Bobby, spit it out! Spit it out!"
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"PEGGY: Hank, you hold him, I'll go get a stick!"
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"[Luanne sighing disapprovingly]"
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"I know. You did it."
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"Good boy. Here's your treat."
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"Bobby! Aunt Peg! Come in here!"
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"Let's celebrate. I'll make an icebox cake."
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"Bobby, why don't you..."
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"Where's Aunt Peggy?"
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"BOBBY: Mom!"
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"I found her."
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"PEGGY: Close the damn door! Can't you see that I am knitting?"
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"BOBBY: Mom, hand over the cigarette!"
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"No!"
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"Mom, this is not your son. This is your buddy."
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"PEGGY: No! BOBBY: Hand it over!"
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"Who's your buddy? Who's your buddy?"
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"LUANNE: Well done, Bobby."
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"- Hey, wait a minute! - Give me that. I'm your mother!"
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"All of you, just stop it!"
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"Give me that!"
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"You want the cigarette? You want it so bad?"
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"Come and get it! Come on!"
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"[Hollering]"
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"HANK: Hey! Out of there! What are you doing, Luanne?"
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"I came from one, and I'm not gonna let it happen to you!"
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"Function! Function, damn you!"
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"Okay."
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"If there's anything left, you!"
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"Who are you trying to kid? We all know there won't be anything left."
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"Let's you and me split it, Peg. It'll be romantic."
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"Mama, it's your son. Nine months inside, remember?"
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"Those were good times, too!"
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"I don't know."
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"I do. Come on, Bobby."
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"You and me can take her. You go high, I'll go low."
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"PEGGY: I will drop it! I will! I will drop this!"
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"[Wind howling]"
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"And after all we've been through!"
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"This family has survived fires and twisters..."
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"and every strain of flu the Orient could throw at us!"
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"Well, we are not gonna be done in by a lousy tobacco leaf!"
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"We are gonna make it! Together!"
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"Oh, Hank."
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"I know."
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"Isn't it the most beautiful day you've ever seen?"
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"What a day to be alive!"
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"BOBBY: Hey, Dad! Over here! HANK: Go deep, Bobby!"
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"HANK: All right."
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"PEGGY: Me! Me, now!"
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"HANK: Over here, Peggy!"
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"HANK: Okay."
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"[Muttering] Y'all listen up, man. This is Boomhauer."
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"See the difference, man?"
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"Give you ear hair, yo."
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"It just ain't no good."
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"I wish my daddy had had the parenting skills to do this for me, I tell you what."
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"I'm sorry, Dad. I'll never smoke again."
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"Hell, what's a rule for, if you can't break it once in a while?"
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"For heaven's sake! That flesh-eating virus has claimed another victim."
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"[Stammering]"
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"PEGGY: Hank."
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"PEGGY: That's right."
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"[Hollering]"
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"HANK: Oh, boy!"
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"I feel so alive with pleasure!"
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"- Smokey's? - Yeah, that's the one."
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"I knew this day would come!"
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"[Jazz playing in bar]"
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"I am so sorry."
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"It's for the best, darlin'."
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"Do I have to take you out back with another carton of cigarettes?"
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"Why's my potato got skin on it? I hate skin!"
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"Hey..."
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"The cigarette's gone!"
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"Hey, back off!"
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"Now, who's with me? Hands in the center! Come on!"
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"[Dramatic instrumental music]"
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"Yep."
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"Smoking or non-smoking?"
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"You all whine too much, and the coffee's bad."
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"and a cassette radio, and we got our death cart!"
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"Start puffing, boy. We gotta get through 200 of these."
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"JOSEPH: I found a spark plug."
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"[Mellow instrumental music]"
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"[Bobby moaning]"
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"[Theme music]"
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"This time! Next time, I might not be so lucky."
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"That's quite a story, Enrique."
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"[Crickets chirping]"
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"I couldn't throw 'em out. That would be wasteful."
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"[Coughs]"
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"Hey, man, y'all put that dang old thing out!"
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"HANK: No one said it was gonna be easy, son."
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"Hey, all right! You guys smoke, too?"
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"Wow!"
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"like Morton Downey Jr., Robert Downey Jr., or even worse, man."
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"that I think we missed."
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"I am sick of dysfunctional families!"
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"That is not how to inhale, Bobby. You're hot-boxing it."
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"And I'd be honored for you to meet my..."
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"[1970s music playing in pickup]"
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"Yep, same old Smokey's. Place hasn't changed a bit."
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"[Can rattling]"
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