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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Monster in the Closet (S04E04)

"Yeah, this is awkward."
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"I'm sure they'll stop soon."
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"And it's escalating. Let's go."
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"I left my phone in the briefing room."
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"It's been 20 minutes. You think they're still..."
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"They're not doing anything."
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"Kissing just turned into talk."
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"It's like, why even work here?"
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"Listen up! We have an announcement to make."
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"choking on my own blood"
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"because my face was being beaten in,"
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"I realized, life is funny!"
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"That's what you realized?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - And it's short."
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"We're picking up where we left off"
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"when Adrian went into hiding."
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"We're getting married tomorrow."
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"Tomorrow. That's real quick."
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"Thank you, Sarge."
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"And we want it to be beautiful,"
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"and lush, and romantic,"
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"just like a Nancy Meyers movie."
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"- She's our favorite director. - Aw."
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"I love "You've Got Mail.""
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"- That's Nora Ephron, you idiot. - I know."
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"Wait, hold up."
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"Planning a wedding like that in 14 hours would be"
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"the greatest organizational challenge in history."
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"How are you gonna do it?"
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"I was kinda hoping you would."
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"the wedding present!"
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"- Of course I will! - That's my girl."
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"All right."
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"Listen up, people."
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"The next 14 hours are gonna be hell,"
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"but in the end you will have the satisfaction"
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"of knowing that you've finally done something worthwhile"
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"- with your lives. - I kinda think"
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"- the police work we do... - Eh-eh-eh!"
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"I don't have time to stroke your damn ego, Sergeant."
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"Let's make a wedding!"
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"Hey, Jake."
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"I need a wedding favor."
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"Of course. Anything."
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"Except killing someone, or maiming someone,"
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"or breaking the law in any way, or nudity."
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"Also I don't like waking up super early in the morning..."
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"you know what, why don't you just tell me what you want?"
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"Cool, I need to go to Neustadter, New York."
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"I gotta pick up a pair of ruby earrings I pawned"
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"before I went into hiding."
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"Neustadter's like six hours away."
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"I'm not so sure we can get there and back in time."
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"My grandmother wore them on her wedding day,"
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"and said they blessed her union."
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"Do you want this union to be blessed, Jake?"
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"Or do you want this union to be friggin' unblessed?"
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"Blessed, totally blessed. I'll do it, it's fine."
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"But I should warn you, my car is a piece of junk"
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"- and it's always breaking down. - Ah, come on!"
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"The universe isn't gonna let anything bad happen"
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"to two best friends... unless we're in a fiery crash,"
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"and our bodies are burned beyond recognition."
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"Ooh, Gina's got jelly beans!"
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"Pimento, no."
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"- Bad. - Sorry, Gina."
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"That was amazing."
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"He actually listens to you."
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"You know, in case he starts acting..."
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"- Bat crap loony tunes. - Yes."
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"You can use your powers to keep him in check."
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"- Yeah, people fear me. - Mm."
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"The only reason I'm not your boss right now"
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"is 'cause I'd hate to do that to Holt."
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"- He needs this. - And also you're not a cop."
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"Well, you're not the basis of a character on "Empire,""
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"Jake, but I don't throw that in your face every damn day."
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"- So you will come with us? - Yeah, I'll be there."
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"- You da man! - Bye, girl!"
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"See ya in the car, girl."
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"Okay. First, the good news."
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"I've generated a detailed timeline broken down"
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"The bad news: we're already 16.5 increments"
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"- behind schedule. - Oh, man."
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"Terry feels overwhelmed."
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"Good! Use it!"
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"Neil Armstrong was overwhelmed when he walked on the Moon,"
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"but you know what he did?"
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"He walked on the Moon!"
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"Charles, you're in charge of food."
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"I've been planning a nuptial menu"
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"since the day I met Genevieve."
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"Warning, it will be delicious and highly erotic."
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"Your menu is not gonna involve animal genitalia, is it?"
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"No, I was gonna make... not that."
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"Terry, you're on hair and makeup."
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"I've seen your little girls' pigtails,"
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"so I know you can do it."
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"They actually prefer my hair work to their mommy's."
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"I love their little heads."
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"Terry, what's going on, man?"
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"It's just a matter of time before I'm doing their hair"
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"at their weddings."
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"It goes so fast. They're still babies!"
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"Pull it together, Jeffords!"
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"Scully and Hitchcock, you're in charge of seating."
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"the Leonardo da Vinci of sitting on my ass."
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"Great."
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"And, Captain, you can help me decorate."
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"I'm at your disposal, just tell me what to do."
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"I'm here to implement your vision."
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"Got it. Balloon arch."
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"- What? - Say no more, it's done."
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"I'm off to the nearest balloon store."
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"Okay, Rosa."
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"You go to the office, have a couple bellinis,"
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"- and just relax. - What's a Bellini?"
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"Peach juice and champagne."
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"Peach juice and champagne? What am I, six?"
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"Come on, just try it."
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