Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from BoJack Horseman - Escape from L.A. (S02E02)

"What is this, Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities,"
BoJack Horseman
"What Do They Know, Do They Know Things, Let's Find Out?"
BoJack Horseman
"[cell phone ringing]"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, gotta take this. It's my... boat... guy."
BoJack Horseman
"-Hello? -Okay, so I got Turtel--"
BoJack Horseman
"Hey, Knute."
BoJack Horseman
"Sounds perfect, Knute."
BoJack Horseman
"-Now tell me, do we need a poop deck? -Huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Well, if Leo has one, then I want one. -BoJack--"
BoJack Horseman
"In fact, I want two, two poop decks. Sorry about that. What's going on?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Where the hell are you? -Tesuque."
BoJack Horseman
"-Outside Santa Fe. -Are you te-stupid?"
BoJack Horseman
"If you don't get your ass back te-set, you're gonna get te-sued."
BoJack Horseman
"-Just get me a couple of days. -For what? What are you doing there?"
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know, I just... [sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"This isn't what I expected."
BoJack Horseman
"-Can you get pinkeye? -I have to go."
BoJack Horseman
"Wait, BoJack, when are you coming back?"
BoJack Horseman
"Soon. Yep, I want the starboard"
BoJack Horseman
"-to be fully starboard. -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"-And the port to be... also starboard. -Huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Thanks a lot. Goodbye. -Wait, BoJack--"
BoJack Horseman
"-Hey. -I'm really glad you're here."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, yeah... uh, me, too."
BoJack Horseman
"I hope this isn't weird for you."
BoJack Horseman
"You know, me having a family and--"
BoJack Horseman
"Why would it be weird? [chuckles]"
BoJack Horseman
"At our age, it's weird if you don't have a family."
BoJack Horseman
"-I mean... -Well, not for you."
BoJack Horseman
"-No. -'Cause you've been busy."
BoJack Horseman
"-Right. -With your career."
BoJack Horseman
"Sure, yeah, my career has kept me super busy."
BoJack Horseman
"Anyway, I know you're just in town for the boat show,"
BoJack Horseman
"but seriously... make yourself at home."
BoJack Horseman
"I really don't want to impose."
BoJack Horseman
"If there's anything I can do to help around here--"
BoJack Horseman
"Mom, Dad was supposed to take me driving after school today,"
BoJack Horseman
"but now he's gotta take Trip to his dumb-ass basketball game."
BoJack Horseman
"-It's the quarter-finals. -You'll just get a hard-on in the game."
BoJack Horseman
"Now I will get a hard-on because you made me think about it. Thanks a lot."
BoJack Horseman
"-I'll take you driving this weekend. -I need to practice every day."
BoJack Horseman
"I'm the only senior who still doesn't have a license."
BoJack Horseman
"It's embarrassing."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I got the store, and I already took the morning off,"
BoJack Horseman
"-Huh? -What?"
BoJack Horseman
"-I mean, he is an adult. -Uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I mean, if it's okay with BoJack."
BoJack Horseman
"You'd really be doing me a huge favor."
BoJack Horseman
"Well, I guess I could make some time... before the boat show."
BoJack Horseman
"Keep your eyes on the road, both hands on the wheel."
BoJack Horseman
"-Okay. -And don't text and drive,"
BoJack Horseman
"like you have a really funny thing that you just have to text someone."
BoJack Horseman
"-Got it. -So, let me ask you something. Tsk."
BoJack Horseman
"Do your parents really love each other,"
BoJack Horseman
"or is it a stay-together-for-the-kids situation?"
BoJack Horseman
"What? Why would you ask me that?"
BoJack Horseman
"I don't know. Just making conversation."
BoJack Horseman
"-Why do we keep passing the same house? -No, I don't. Shut up."
BoJack Horseman
"You shut up. What's the story? Cute guy live there? Girl you hate?"
BoJack Horseman
"College kid that gives you Adderall?"
BoJack Horseman
"That's Diego Mendoza's house."
BoJack Horseman
"He's in my calculus class, and sometimes we'll do this thing"
BoJack Horseman
"where he goes, "Hey," and then I go, "Hey.""
BoJack Horseman
"Then he goes, "What's the homework?" and I tell him."
BoJack Horseman
"It's not like a big deal or anything, but it's like this thing we do."
BoJack Horseman
"-Cool thing. -So, anyway..."
BoJack Horseman
"My best friend, Alison F. was talking to Rachel Kaplan."
BoJack Horseman
"[BoJack] Do I really need to know these names?"
BoJack Horseman
"that Diego said if prom happened right now"
BoJack Horseman
"he'd want to go with Ali Sandler, and I'm like,"
BoJack Horseman
""Yeah, pfft, okay, dude." You know what I mean?"
BoJack Horseman
"But then he said since prom's not for another two months,"
BoJack Horseman
"he could "foresee a situation" where he would want to go with me,"
BoJack Horseman
"because he knows I'm a real girl who's mostly chill. [chuckles]"
BoJack Horseman
"I was just going for a drive.""
BoJack Horseman
"And he'll be like, "Oh, hey." And I'll be like, "Hey.""
BoJack Horseman
"-'Cause that's our thing, you know? Heh. -That's the whole plan?"
BoJack Horseman
"Dude, what are you really doing here?"
BoJack Horseman
"[BoJack sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"I didn't... like the person I was in L.A."
BoJack Horseman
"-Please do not tell your parents. -Well, I won't,"
BoJack Horseman
"but I think people are gonna notice"
BoJack Horseman
"[BoJack sighs]"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, my God, there he is. Get down!"
BoJack Horseman
"-Oh, my God. Oh! -What are you doing?"
BoJack Horseman
"-What happened to your plan? -Oh! I panicked."
BoJack Horseman
"-Don't tell my parents I crashed your car. -Yeah, deal."
BoJack Horseman
"-They didn't even put me in. -[sighs] I'm sorry, sweetheart."
BoJack Horseman
"You did some great cheering from the bench,"
BoJack Horseman
"and for someone who never plays, you sweat a lot."
BoJack Horseman
"[whispering] No way they'll do that."
BoJack Horseman
"[truck beeping]"
BoJack Horseman
"-[Kyle in normal voice] What the...? -Huh?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Whoa! -Whoa!"
BoJack Horseman
"What a boat."
BoJack Horseman
"-Can I go on your boat? -I don't see what's stopping you."
BoJack Horseman
"Where's your car?"
BoJack Horseman
"I junked it. Who needs a car when you got a boat?"
BoJack Horseman
"-Uh... well-- -[Trip] Whoa, sweet, a waterbed."
BoJack Horseman
"On a boat! Think of the amount of floating!"
BoJack Horseman
"Please stay out of the bedroom."
BoJack Horseman
"-Does she have a name? -Who?"
BoJack Horseman
"You should call her the Escape From L.A."
BoJack Horseman
"That actually is a good name for it, the nongendered object."
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, she's a good girl."
BoJack Horseman
"-Or are you a bad girl? -Are you flirting with my boat right now?"
BoJack Horseman
"Dad, don't be gross."
BoJack Horseman
"So, does that mean you're leaving?"
BoJack Horseman
"Oh, I, uh..."
BoJack Horseman
"Yeah, I guess, uh... I guess I did... do what I came here to do."
BoJack Horseman
"-Yeah? I don't wanna put you out. -Oh, it's no bother."
BoJack Horseman
"And at least now you have your own bed. Besides... heh, everyone here loves you."
BoJack Horseman
"Uh, everyone?"
BoJack Horseman
"[Kyle] Don't use the bathroom. It'll end up in the driveway."
BoJack Horseman
"-[Trip] Too late. -Seriously, stay as long as you want."
BoJack Horseman
"-What? -BoJack, great news."
BoJack Horseman
"Do you still want to go to New York? Because Jill Pill--"
BoJack Horseman
"Okay, moving on. Do you remember when we were at Herb's funeral"
BoJack Horseman
"-and you told me--? -Whatever it is, I don't care."
BoJack Horseman
"[Trip] Oh, there's a kitchen! Can we make pizza bagels?"
BoJack Horseman
Show more clips