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Clips from NewsRadio - Movie Star (S03E03)

"Well, it all started with a dream."
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"Uh, actually, um,"
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"Technical details."
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"how about headphones?"
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"As a broadcaster I probably seem confident and in control."
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"There's pain."
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"Oh, yeah. And a little fear."
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"Uh, um..."
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"I'm-- I'm sorry to hear about that, but, uh..."
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"and then get into the deep psychological study."
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"I-I start with the nuts, I move on to the bolts,"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"Well, I'm not supposed to discuss that,"
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"so let's talk headphones."
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"[COFFEE DRIPPING]"
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"Could I get a cup of that?"
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"[CUP BOUNCES ON FLOOR]"
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"Who's the spaz?"
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"Okay."
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"No, it's the TV I'm gonna--"
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"Oh."
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"Oh."
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"You know, I-I-I don't think you should buy me a TV."
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"Oh, I-I know, it's extravagant."
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"But you're the only one I know that doesn't have a TV."
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"There's a reason I don't have a TV."
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"Yes. I-I mean, I--"
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"I know that I sound like a cliché,"
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"but I think TV is ruining society."
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"It's pervasive and insidious,"
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"morons."
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"I love this episode. This is the one where"
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"this newfangled pigslop."
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"So...um..."
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"do you write your own news copy,"
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"Nothing. Just talking to myself."
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"News copy. News copy. Good question. Very important."
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"Uh, Bill, I don't wanna offend you,"
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"but I'm really not interested in what makes you tick."
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"[NERVOUS LAUGHTER] Huh."
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"Matthew, this is a bad time."
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"Oh, thank you. Thank you very much."
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"I don't know."
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"What can I do for you?"
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"You were so great in Thunderball."
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"Oh, I wasn't-- I wasn't in Thunderball."
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"You're probably thinking of Rollerball."
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"I have-- I have a pen."
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"[SHIVERING]"
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"[HUMMING]"
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"I gotta go to the bathroom and take my pants off."
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"Look, Dave, when I was in junior high school,"
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"I made a conscious decision not to"
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"watch TV, so I could concentrate on my grades."
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"And I haven't looked back since."
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"All right, Lisa, well, you know what?"
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"You got good grades. You got into a good college."
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"put it in your apartment, you never have to look at it."
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"Oh, read what?"
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"I am reading it for the third time."
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"Really?"
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"Every time I read it,"
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"I discover something new in the text."
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"WOMAN [ON TV]: They won't be long."
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"LISA: That's ridiculous."
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"DAVE: A lot of smart, intellectual people watch television."
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"Hm? Uh..."
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"What? Goober in a Nutshell."
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"It's a book by the guy who played Goober"
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"on The Andy Griffith Show."
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"He had-- he had a very sad life. Oh, really?"
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"Your brain has turned to mush."
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"I can't believe it. Oh, really?"
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"to buy me a TV."
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"We have wasted an hour and a half in here."
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"It would've taken 20 minutes if you weren't being snobby."
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"At least I'm not an anti-intellectual moron."
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"I didn't know the difference between Pinky Tuscadero"
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"Pinky was Leather's older sister--"
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"I don't wanna hear about Pinky Tuscadoo-doo"
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"or any of that--"
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"Tuscadero. Whatever."
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"Winner goes to the Knicks game with Jimmy."
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"No substitutions. No penalties."
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"No time limits."
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"Okay. "How many players are there"
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"on a professional basketball team?""
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"two guys in black and white shirts. Fifteen?"
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"[MAKES BUZZER SOUND] Wrong. Twelve. But very close."
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"Catherine, pick a card."
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"Here. Read this one."
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"Wrong, but very close."
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"Jabbar had the most rebounds total,"
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"Well, don't I get partial credit?"
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"There's no partial credit, baby."
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"[SCOFFS] Michael Jordan."
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"Rod..."
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"Man. What?"
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"And...wasn't there some guy who spit on a kid?"
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"Was it a..."
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"BILL: They fit over your ears."
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"When you're not using them,"
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"like this."
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"I ever saw."
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"Wilt Chamberlain does indeed hold the NBA record."
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"Correct."
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"from the ABA to his NBA total"
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"Well, wait a minute."
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"Just read the question, please."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Twenty-two."
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"What is going on up there?"
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"You see someone like that..."
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"what-- What makes this guy tick?"
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"When I was very young, my favorite uncle"
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"was killed by a radio."
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"Hey, there."
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"Um..."
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"Could I ask you something?"
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"I don't know. Um..."
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