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Clips from King of the Hill - The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg (S02E02)

"I heard the bald guy split his pants."
King of the Hill
"Where's that damn ref?"
King of the Hill
"We have captured your comrades!"
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"On your knees, prisoners!"
King of the Hill
"Got some cold ones here. They're cold."
King of the Hill
"Maybe I should've brought mittens."
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""Cha-rahd"? Man."
King of the Hill
"I tell you what. That word's pronounced "charade.""
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"You want a cold one?"
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"- Who bought this stuff? - Not me."
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"Some friends you are."
King of the Hill
"I can't stand fighting."
King of the Hill
"I am not a coward."
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"I'm helping Bobby look like Cane."
King of the Hill
"The word is "roadie," Bobby."
King of the Hill
"Only old people need glasses to read."
King of the Hill
"Hank, I am giving you a look."
King of the Hill
"Okay."
King of the Hill
"- What is it? - Those kids."
King of the Hill
"I've already got my slippers off."
King of the Hill
"Have you forgotten who you are? You are Hank freaking Hill..."
King of the Hill
"The man who drove raccoon after raccoon out of our attic..."
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"The man whose sperm struggled through that tiny urethra God cursed you with..."
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"to create our wonderful son."
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"Now, you go back out there, and get yourself a rematch."
King of the Hill
"Well, I know a few raccoons who'd say:"
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""Hank Hill can do anything he puts his mind to.""
King of the Hill
"Dad, the raccoons are back."
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"Rematch? I thought we agreed never to discuss..."
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"the horrors that we saw on the killing fields of the Fun Center."
King of the Hill
"This is not over. We're not losers, and we're not quitters."
King of the Hill
"Or do we fight back?"
King of the Hill
"We fight back a lot hard, too."
King of the Hill
"If you got any guts, you'll be there."
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"If you've got any guts, you'll be there."
King of the Hill
"- Yeah. - All right, men. Let's go."
King of the Hill
"Well, at least this time one of us got a shot off."
King of the Hill
"Yupper."
King of the Hill
"Yup."
King of the Hill
"Yes, sirree."
King of the Hill
"Then it's agreed. We're old."
King of the Hill
"With Colonial Valley..."
King of the Hill
"you can get $40,000 of stroke coverage just for signing up."
King of the Hill
"Well, I guess I'd better check this out."
King of the Hill
"It's never too early to think about dying."
King of the Hill
"It's just kids having their fun, Hank."
King of the Hill
"If I could understand teenagers..."
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"- Maybe that's it. - What's it?"
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"we've got to do what he never did:"
King of the Hill
"Who's Pops?"
King of the Hill
"Hey, Pops!"
King of the Hill
"Well, it's a school day, isn't it?"
King of the Hill
"Let's make the stakes high for both of us."
King of the Hill
"All right, you got a deal."
King of the Hill
"Guys, where are you?"
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"Guys? Seriously, I give up. Don't shoot."
King of the Hill
"I still don't see why I had to be the decoy."
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"You don't need to doggone frag me, like I'm a dang old..."
King of the Hill
"Three down..."
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"and one to go."
King of the Hill
"Sure. He's traveling up the creek bed to cover his tracks."
King of the Hill
"I think you're gonna enjoy the world of acoustics."
King of the Hill
"Who could that be?"
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"He's stomping it good."
King of the Hill
"There's doodies in there, right?"
King of the Hill
"There sure is, Pops."
King of the Hill
"For crying out loud, it's 5:30."
King of the Hill
"I never heard of a rake. Have you, Bill?"
King of the Hill
"How about we go to the Family Fun Center?"
King of the Hill
"You've got five plugs in one outlet, here."
King of the Hill
"Does your mother know you're doing this?"
King of the Hill
"Well, I've got a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza."
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"Fun Center! Fun Center!"
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"Dad!"
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"Got my own band. Playing next week at the Park 'n' Ride."
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"How would you like it if someone bigger and stronger shot you up, you little freak?"
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"Cane Skretteburg has never been shot."
King of the Hill
"I don't care how many guys you held in the men's room."
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"L think we're closing in on them."
King of the Hill
"Drop your weapons or suffer the consequences!"
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"Later, Pops."
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""Pops"?"
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"I hope you're all happy. There's no cold ones left for me."
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"did even one of you find me a new one? No."
King of the Hill
"Hank."
King of the Hill
"the man who won the Texas Propane Association Blue Flame of Valor Award."
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"armed only with a broom handle and a pillowcase."
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"without finding a flaming fudge bag on the mat?"
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"Yeah. I think we should fight."
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"Those damn kids."
King of the Hill
"We said we were old. What do they want from us?"
King of the Hill
"So, you ready for a fresh coat?"
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"Uncle."
King of the Hill
"His scoop's bigger."
King of the Hill
"Now what's happening?"
King of the Hill
"Bobby, I'm proud of you."
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"Wow! Cane Skretteburg!"
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"Lucky for you, I don't have time for this right now!"
King of the Hill
"Yeah, okay."
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"- We can get in some nice, relaxed... - Ball guy."
King of the Hill
"Yeah, I'm a singer."
King of the Hill
"I am a finely tuned ex-high-school athlete."
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"You still can't beat us."
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"Okay."
King of the Hill
"Afternoon, everybody."
King of the Hill
"How long are we going to keep up this false charade?"
King of the Hill
"What are you doing?"
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"The way I see it, we're at a critical moment here."
King of the Hill
"Did you see some potbellied old guy with loser glasses come huffing past here?"
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"Dad, the raccoons are back!"
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"Damn right."
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"Cane Skretteburg!"
King of the Hill
"These kinds of games go back and forth, like basketball."
King of the Hill
"What the hell's wrong with using a rake, you lazy punks?"
King of the Hill
"Well, I'll go over and straighten them out."
King of the Hill
"Now, wait a minute. No one told us anything about prisoners."
King of the Hill
"Fellas, could I have your attention, please?"
King of the Hill
"Of course not. Bill, buy beer?"
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"I twisted my ankle."
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"who can't open up their doors..."
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