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Clips from Kevin Can Wait - Sleep Disorder (S01E01)

"Where's my George Foreman grill, and where's my recliner?"
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"Probably up in the attic,"
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"with all the other stuff you bought and don't use."
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"And this refrigerator is a joke."
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"Oh, now you're mad at the fridge?"
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"Yeah. You know what? You feel that?"
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"All that cold air that hits my neck"
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"when I'm in the chair that you made me sit at."
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"- What?! - Yeah."
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"You begged to sit in this chair, remember?"
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"You wanted your back to the microwave"
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"so you could be surprised by the ding."
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"Did I?"
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"The person who chooses."
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"Are you saying that I somehow"
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"Jedi mind-tricked you into all this?"
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"Look, I don't know what techniques you use or don't use."
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"Okay, sweetheart, obviously, you are upset."
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"Upset is when you find a little black French fry"
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"I am beyond, and I'm making changes now."
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"If I want a beanbag chair in the bathroom,"
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"I'm getting a beanbag chair in the bathroom."
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"No."
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"It's like a beautiful old sweater"
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"that I have been knitting for years."
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"And I hear you, all right?"
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"But don't get mad at me"
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"for decisions that were already made."
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"I can't go back in time and change them."
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"But you are right, all right?"
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"You should be making decisions."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, so let's make a deal, okay?"
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"From this moment on,"
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"you and I have to agree on everything."
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"That's all I've been trying to say."
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"And I'm moving my mug right over by the coffee maker."
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"All right? We are copacetic."
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"Great."
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"So, I put the hammer down, you know?"
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"She gave me some dance-around"
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"So, let me get this straight."
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"She let you move one coffee cup and you're happy?"
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"Not happy... Copacetic."
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"And bonus..."
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"You just argued your way back to status quo."
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"No, I'm telling you, I-I won. She even said, "You win.""
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"She lollipopped you."
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"Yeah. It's like with my kids."
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"Whenever they want something big,"
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"I give them a lollipop,"
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"and they forget about the big thing."
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"So, his lollipop..."
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"And please don't say anything to Chale about what we're doing,"
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"Gotcha."
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"We're gonna have your guy manned up in about an hour."
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"No, no. Just your basic manning-up package."
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"We don't need him dead behind the eyes."
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"All right! Let's prepare to tussle!"
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"Okay, I've got some studying to do,"
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"so I'm gonna go grab my books."
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"You have chips, some beer,"
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"so enjoy the whup-ass!"
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"What's up, bud?"
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"Oh, this fight's gonna be great."
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"Ooh."
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"He once bit off a guy's ear."
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"but they just don't sit right on his face."
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"Before this next fight starts,"
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"a bittersweet backstory on Vladi Novack."
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"a better life in the United States."
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"Sadly, undiagnosed diabetes claimed her life"
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"within hours of arriving in New York"
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"the beautiful new home Novack bought for her."
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"He bought his sick grandmother a house."
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"Where'd this chair come from?"
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"Dad did it. It's awesome, right?"
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"Hey."
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"That's classy."
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"What is that smell?"
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"My candle."
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"It smells like meatloaf."
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"'Cause it's a meatloaf candle."
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"Ew!"
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"And what are you wearing?"
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"Well, I was up in the attic,"
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"and I found my leg-compression pants"
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"that give me a spa-quality massage."
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"Ohh."
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"You're kidding me."
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"I'm not kidding you,"
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"I thought that we had an agreement"
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"that we were going to discuss things like this."
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"Let's talk about it."
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"Ooh."
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"While I lay back here,"
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"and watch the latest Jason Bourne ♪ DVD ♪"
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"Well, you sound like an iiidiot."
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"Turn that thing off."
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"Okay. I'm turning it off."
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"Not because you told me to..."
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"Because my workout's over, anyway."
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"Where's the TV?"
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"- TV on the ceiling! - Yeah."
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"That's ridiculous!"
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"Why don't you just staple some magazines up there, too,"
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"Tell you what... I'll consider it,"
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"but how are we gonna turn the pages?"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"it's time to improve the circulation"
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"Here we go."
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"I know you think you're being cute,"
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"but all of this is going back to the attic."
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"Sorry, I can't hear ya! Got leg bags inflatin'."
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"Hope it's copacetic."
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"Oh, come on. Get lower, man."
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"Aah."
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"Hey, Donna!"
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"Aah!"
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"Donna!"
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