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Clips from RoboCop

TV Shorts 1987 5 min ★ 5.3/10 (53 ratings) 1,329 clips
Sci-Fi Comedy Action

Credits

when the ruling white military government
"when the ruling white military government"
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from the Star Wars orbiting peace platform
"from the Star Wars orbiting peace platform"
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You pick the heart.
"You pick the heart."
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Qualifies for health tax credit.
"Qualifies for health tax credit."
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If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen.
"If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen."
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while doctors at Henry Ford Memorial Hospital
"while doctors at Henry Ford Memorial Hospital"
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
"(PEOPLE CHATTERING)"
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COP 1: You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand me?
"COP 1: You have the right to remain silent. Do you understand me?"
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Omni Consumer Products. What a bunch of morons.
"Omni Consumer Products. What a bunch of morons."
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Welcome to hell.
"Welcome to hell."
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The department requests all officers not on duty to attend.
"The department requests all officers not on duty to attend."
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(MAN YELLING)
"(MAN YELLING)"
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(OFFICERS CHATTERING)
"(OFFICERS CHATTERING)"
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Glad to know you, Murphy.
"Glad to know you, Murphy."
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(GUM BUBBLE POPPING)
"(GUM BUBBLE POPPING)"
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You really think the old man is gonna be there?
"You really think the old man is gonna be there?"
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What about this police thing, what's the problem?
"What about this police thing, what's the problem?"
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You know, the usual nonsense.
"You know, the usual nonsense."
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And it must be cut out before we employ the 2 million workers
"And it must be cut out before we employ the 2 million workers"
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Yes.
"Yes."
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Hospitals, prisons, space exploration.
"Hospitals, prisons, space exploration."
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to run local law enforcement.
"to run local law enforcement."
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We need a 24-hour-a-day police officer.
"We need a 24-hour-a-day police officer."
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(ALL CHATTERING)
"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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After a successful tour of duty in Old Detroit,
"After a successful tour of duty in Old Detroit,"
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- Dr. McNamara. - We'll need an arrest subject.
"- Dr. McNamara. - We'll need an arrest subject."
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Would you come up and give us a hand, please?
"Would you come up and give us a hand, please?"
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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(GUN COCKING)
"(GUN COCKING)"
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(RUMBLING)
"(RUMBLING)"
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You now have five seconds to comply.
"You now have five seconds to comply."
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I am now authorized to use physical force.
"I am now authorized to use physical force."
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WOMAN 1: It's horrible.
"WOMAN 1: It's horrible."
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All right, don't touch him.
"All right, don't touch him."
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I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.
"I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback."
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Now, wait a minute. Dick!
"Now, wait a minute. Dick!"
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I'll expect a full presentation in 20 minutes.
"I'll expect a full presentation in 20 minutes."
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You see an opening, you go for it.
"You see an opening, you go for it."
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You better watch your back, Bob. Jones is going to come looking for you.
"You better watch your back, Bob. Jones is going to come looking for you."
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411 involving indigents.
"411 involving indigents."
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So naturally, my kid thinks every good cop should be...
"So naturally, my kid thinks every good cop should be..."
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- That's for... - 211 in progress.
"- That's for... - 211 in progress."
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Why don't you drive?
"Why don't you drive?"
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the suspects are armed and considered dangerous.
"the suspects are armed and considered dangerous."
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CLARENCE; Shit.
"CLARENCE; Shit."
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It's as good as marked, you asshole!
"It's as good as marked, you asshole!"
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Backup E.T.A., 15 minutes.
"Backup E.T.A., 15 minutes."
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Now.
"Now."
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CLARENCE: He's over here!
"CLARENCE: He's over here!"
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Get him!
"Get him!"
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Leon, pick him up.
"Leon, pick him up."
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- Ready? - No, hang on.
"- Ready? - No, hang on."
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- Can you fly, Bobby? - Clarence, no!
"- Can you fly, Bobby? - Clarence, no!"
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Hit it!
"Hit it!"
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(GASPING)
"(GASPING)"
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(LAUGHING)
"(LAUGHING)"
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Well, you call it.
"Well, you call it."
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Freeze.
"Freeze."
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(ZIPPING)
"(ZIPPING)"
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(LAUGHING)
"(LAUGHING)"
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EMIL: Takes money to make money.
"EMIL: Takes money to make money."
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- Smoke? - No.
"- Smoke? - No."
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Bixby!
"Bixby!"
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Don't move.
"Don't move."
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Lewis, where are you? You all right?
"Lewis, where are you? You all right?"
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(GROANING)
"(GROANING)"
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(GUN COCKING)
"(GUN COCKING)"
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- Your ass is mine. - CLARENCE: No.
"- Your ass is mine. - CLARENCE: No."
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Not yet it ain't.
"Not yet it ain't."
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(LAUGHING)
"(LAUGHING)"
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(ALL LAUGHING)
"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops.
"Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops."
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(IMITATING TRACKING DEVICE)
"(IMITATING TRACKING DEVICE)"
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Well, give the man a hand.
"Well, give the man a hand."
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- All right, look out. - Turn around, man.
"- All right, look out. - Turn around, man."
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Hey Clarence, he's still alive.
"Hey Clarence, he's still alive."
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(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
"(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)"
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Get him over. Lift!
"Get him over. Lift!"
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Get the ventilator.
"Get the ventilator."
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Okay, hit the door.
"Okay, hit the door."
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Got a pressure of 60 palp.
"Got a pressure of 60 palp."
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Okay, let's go ahead and get the MAST trousers up.
"Okay, let's go ahead and get the MAST trousers up."
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WOMAN: Let's get the clothes off.
"WOMAN: Let's get the clothes off."
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MAN 2: Okay, clothes off. Let's prep him for a central line.
"MAN 2: Okay, clothes off. Let's prep him for a central line."
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I'm getting pressure back. Normal saline.
"I'm getting pressure back. Normal saline."
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I really have to tell you something.
"I really have to tell you something."
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MAN 2: What's our blood pressure? WOMAN: I've got 40 palp.
"MAN 2: What's our blood pressure? WOMAN: I've got 40 palp."
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(DOCTORS CHATTERING)
"(DOCTORS CHATTERING)"
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MAN 3: Let's get the Ambu bag.
"MAN 3: Let's get the Ambu bag."
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All right.
"All right."
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MAN 2: All right.
"MAN 2: All right."
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WOMAN: There's no pulse.
"WOMAN: There's no pulse."
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(ELECTRICITY COURSING)
"(ELECTRICITY COURSING)"
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All right, I think that's all we can do.
"All right, I think that's all we can do."
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Let's call it. What's the time?
"Let's call it. What's the time?"
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MAN 1: Sharp.
"MAN 1: Sharp."
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WOMAN: Still rolling.
"WOMAN: Still rolling."
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MAN 1: Shit! MAN 2: Nope.
"MAN 1: Shit! MAN 2: Nope."
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Let's lock it down.
"Let's lock it down."
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- He's on. - BOB: What's the story?
"- He's on. - BOB: What's the story?"
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We were able to save the left arm.
"We were able to save the left arm."
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Well, I think we should lose the arm. What do you think, Johnson?
"Well, I think we should lose the arm. What do you think, Johnson?"
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(BEEPING)
"(BEEPING)"
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The entire outer skin will be like this.
"The entire outer skin will be like this."
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Oh, God!
"Oh, God!"
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I like that.
"I like that."
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WOMAN 2: Happy new year!
"WOMAN 2: Happy new year!"
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Happy new year.
"Happy new year."
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Robocop.
"Robocop."
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Go, Robo.
"Go, Robo."
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MAN: I am what you call a repeat offender.
"MAN: I am what you call a repeat offender."
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I get my orders from a higher source.
"I get my orders from a higher source."
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OFFICER: Shut up, asshole.
"OFFICER: Shut up, asshole."
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What is this shit?
"What is this shit?"
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OFFICER 5: Go.
"OFFICER 5: Go."
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Yes. I understand.
"Yes. I understand."
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Tastes like baby food.
"Tastes like baby food."
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Okay, let's start with tracking.
"Okay, let's start with tracking."
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WOMAN: There.
"WOMAN: There."
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- WOMAN: Check. - Record.
"- WOMAN: Check. - Record."
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