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Clips from Hung (2009) - Comedy (S03E03)

"So, uh, Kyla..."
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"I don't know anything about you."
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"- Mm-hmm. - No."
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"That's-- that's good."
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"Yeah. So, um..."
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"Last night when you--"
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"you know, did, uh--"
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"whatever and then, um,"
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"this morning"
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"when you didn't want to do anything,"
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"why is that,"
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"when you're paying me?"
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"Well, isn't it obvious?"
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"No."
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"I wanted to wait."
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"Huh."
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"You know what? I just"
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"remembered I got this other thing."
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"- Um, it's-- - What are you talking about?"
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"vertigo."
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"Nothing to do with you."
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"I-- Call Tanya, okay?"
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"I'll call you."
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"And that's Candace from the bakery."
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"She was hot for Jason, so I told her that she could do it if she paid."
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"And I met those two ladies at Arby's."
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"- Arby's? - Yeah, it's Pam and Martha."
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"I know they're a little bow-wow, but money's money, right?"
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"I appreciate the enthusiasm,"
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"but in general, Sandee, Arby's is not okay."
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"Don't invite too many randoms to fuck the hos."
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"- Hey, dude! - Okay, can I talk to you for a second?"
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"uh, Kyla called."
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"What'd she say?"
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"She said she thought you knew."
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"Lenore was supposed to tell you."
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"She thought I knew?"
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"Well, look, she can still be a great client."
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"She wants you to take her to a reunion."
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"- I am not-- - No, don't."
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"- I am not fucking a guy, Tanya. - No, you don't have to fuck anyone, Ray."
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"You'll get 1,000 bucks just to be an escort."
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"and they've got real vaginas."
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"Let's go get 'em."
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"Hi Martha. Hey. Hi, Pam."
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"Welcome."
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"All right, today's subject"
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"is choice."
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"And freedom around here equals Orgasmic Living."
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"So now we just hang out back here?"
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"- Yeah. - For how long?"
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"- Who's Samson? - Nobody's Samson."
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"- It's a fake file. - On that note--"
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"It is pretty cool we get paid to fuck, huh, man?"
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"Jake, Richard, will you please bring out the Samson file?"
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"Thank you, Jake."
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"Thanks."
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"What?"
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"Uh, well, that's great."
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"I mean it's the novelty factor, Ray."
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"That makes sense. Two new clients, it's really-- it's good."
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"You told me to send him. You said you couldn't handle it."
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"Put-- put me in there."
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"That makes three."
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"- Hey! - Where are you?"
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"I'm at..."
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"I'm at my apartment."
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"Oh, well, I'm at my other apartment."
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"It's the--"
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"It's the old one. I'm sorry."
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"I'm having a lot of trouble hearing you right now."
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"- It's bad to fuck with me. - What? The reception is--"
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"It's awful. And I can barely hear--"
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"and I can barely hear you."
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"- We want to diversify. - I'm sorry?"
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"Video."
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"Um, wait, I'm not following."
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"Porn."
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"Okay, Sandee, porn is not okay with me."
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"- Wait, what's wrong with porn? - What's wrong with porn?"
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"Porn is, um, the male gaze?"
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"- women are commodified. - That's the point, right?"
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"So we-- we film it."
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"And then we post it on the Internet."
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"We can't film the clients and post it on the Internet without their permission."
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"We can blur their faces."
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"I already have the domain name and everything."
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"It's "myfianceisawhore.com.""
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"Do you have a bathroom that I could use?"
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"- What have I done? - You sure they've got Ray's box?"
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"'Cause a lot of people got red shoeboxes."
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"They had thousands of dollars worth of stereo equipment."
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"I mean how could they afford that?"
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"- I say let it alone. - What?"
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"And he's making you a lot of money."
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"I say as long as he's not stealing from you,"
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"let it slide. Sometimes hos steal."
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"They're not nuns. They hos."
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"Baby, are you asking for my advice"
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"You know, I-- I-- I have a son who, uh--"
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"might be gay. Yeah."
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"17 years old, yeah, it's just-- pfft."
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"I love him though."
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"It don't matter to me. I love my gay son."
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"I'm not gay."
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"- I'm a woman, Ray. - Sure."
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"That's cool."
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"So, uh, when did that start for you?"
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"- Being a woman? - Mm-hmm."
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"When did you start being a man?"
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"Hey hey hey hey!"
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"Um, Sandee, you know Charlie."
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"- Hey. - You guys met."
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"- Can I get some water? - What?"
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"That'll do. Excuse me."
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"Wait wait wait-- Charlie!"
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"Oh Charlie."
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"- Oh, please stop. - What the eff, man?"
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"Come on, man, sit down."
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"Okay? Look."
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