You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Friday After Next

Movies 2002 85 min ★ 5.8/10 (33,293 ratings) 1,511 clips
Drama Comedy

Credits

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
"not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse."
Friday After Next
Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol.
"Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby. Eyes cocked like a pistol."
Friday After Next
All I want, Santa Claus, is two fat bitches and a bag of weed
"All I want, Santa Claus, is two fat bitches and a bag of weed"
Friday After Next
What the...
"What the..."
Friday After Next
Damn, these niggas are broke.
"Damn, these niggas are broke."
Friday After Next
and two years' supply of rolling paper.
"and two years' supply of rolling paper."
Friday After Next
Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby.
"Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby."
Friday After Next
What the hell you doin' in my house
"What the hell you doin' in my house"
Friday After Next
Shit!
"Shit!"
Friday After Next
Day-Day! Day-Day!
"Day-Day! Day-Day!"
Friday After Next
Then what happened?
"Then what happened?"
Friday After Next
And he got our speaker with all our rent money in it.
"And he got our speaker with all our rent money in it."
Friday After Next
Rent money!
"Rent money!"
Friday After Next
- Sit your ass down! - Who got the rent money?!
"- Sit your ass down! - Who got the rent money?!"
Friday After Next
Jolly white fat guy, little red suit,
"Jolly white fat guy, little red suit,"
Friday After Next
Stay right there.
"Stay right there."
Friday After Next
That victim shit is way overblown.
"That victim shit is way overblown."
Friday After Next
We can't cancel the party, man! What about the hos we had coming?
"We can't cancel the party, man! What about the hos we had coming?"
Friday After Next
Well, well. Whose is this?
"Well, well. Whose is this?"
Friday After Next
lt is, but it's for medicinal uses only.
"lt is, but it's for medicinal uses only."
Friday After Next
But, since we're nice guys, we'll just confiscate this plant,
"But, since we're nice guys, we'll just confiscate this plant,"
Friday After Next
take it with us until we find this Santa Claus character.
"take it with us until we find this Santa Claus character."
Friday After Next
what do y'all want us to do to him, you know?
"what do y'all want us to do to him, you know?"
Friday After Next
Cracked ribs, fractured skull, little eye gouge?
"Cracked ribs, fractured skull, little eye gouge?"
Friday After Next
- Eye gouge, that's the shit. - And an eye gouge.
"- Eye gouge, that's the shit. - And an eye gouge."
Friday After Next
We'll call you...
"We'll call you..."
Friday After Next
Merry Christmas.
"Merry Christmas."
Friday After Next
What the hell is going on around here?!
"What the hell is going on around here?!"
Friday After Next
I sure hope they didn't get the rent money
"I sure hope they didn't get the rent money"
Friday After Next
'cause you two niggas been ducking and dodging me
"'cause you two niggas been ducking and dodging me"
Friday After Next
Me--
"Me--"
Friday After Next
You come here all the time smelling like that.
"You come here all the time smelling like that."
Friday After Next
out of here today if you two motherfuckers don't pay up your rent.
"out of here today if you two motherfuckers don't pay up your rent."
Friday After Next
Man, get that lined up.
"Man, get that lined up."
Friday After Next
Damon!
"Damon!"
Friday After Next
- That'd be him. - Him.
"- That'd be him. - Him."
Friday After Next
and I swear to God we're gonna have your money later on tonight--
"and I swear to God we're gonna have your money later on tonight--"
Friday After Next
You better!
"You better!"
Friday After Next
Either you fixin' to come see me, or Damon gonna come see you.
"Either you fixin' to come see me, or Damon gonna come see you."
Friday After Next
You like 'cause your son is a fag?
"You like 'cause your son is a fag?"
Friday After Next
I swear, the first motherfucker get out of hand...
"I swear, the first motherfucker get out of hand..."
Friday After Next
- I'm gonna beat the-- - Shit!
"- I'm gonna beat the-- - Shit!"
Friday After Next
Craig and Day-Day.
"Craig and Day-Day."
Friday After Next
- Group hug, nigga. - Come on, Craig.
"- Group hug, nigga. - Come on, Craig."
Friday After Next
Get your ass over here. Talk to you for a minute.
"Get your ass over here. Talk to you for a minute."
Friday After Next
We got to care about each other.
"We got to care about each other."
Friday After Next
I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me.
"I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me."
Friday After Next
Y'all look good in your little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits.
"Y'all look good in your little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits."
Friday After Next
That's fucked up, man.
"That's fucked up, man."
Friday After Next
Bning youn big ass down to Bros. Bar-B-Q.
"Bning youn big ass down to Bros. Bar-B-Q."
Friday After Next
15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.
"15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard."
Friday After Next
We ain't Cops. we ain't America's Most Wanted.
"We ain't Cops. we ain't America's Most Wanted."
Friday After Next
NYPD Blue. none of that shit you watch.
"NYPD Blue. none of that shit you watch."
Friday After Next
We something like them.
"We something like them."
Friday After Next
This is real, and I'm gonna let you know, I'm not having it.
"This is real, and I'm gonna let you know, I'm not having it."
Friday After Next
Everybody's a suspect today.
"Everybody's a suspect today."
Friday After Next
I don't care about none of that.
"I don't care about none of that."
Friday After Next
Damn!
"Damn!"
Friday After Next
I mess up all the time.
"I mess up all the time."
Friday After Next
Get him! Kick him!
"Get him! Kick him!"
Friday After Next
What the hell you doing to me?
"What the hell you doing to me?"
Friday After Next
Man, I didn't know!
"Man, I didn't know!"
Friday After Next
He's lying!
"He's lying!"
Friday After Next
Why you boys beating up on Santa Claus?
"Why you boys beating up on Santa Claus?"
Friday After Next
- And Craig let him do it! - Why, Craig?
"- And Craig let him do it! - Why, Craig?"
Friday After Next
Like Bobby Brown in a goddamned Santa Claus suit!
"Like Bobby Brown in a goddamned Santa Claus suit!"
Friday After Next
I heard about him.
"I heard about him."
Friday After Next
I'm Cookie, the new waitress, and, um...
"I'm Cookie, the new waitress, and, um..."
Friday After Next
You don't know nothing about being a player.
"You don't know nothing about being a player."
Friday After Next
Daddy, how I look?
"Daddy, how I look?"
Friday After Next
We're supposed to get handcuffs, flashlights, taser guns--
"We're supposed to get handcuffs, flashlights, taser guns--"
Friday After Next
Wait a minute!
"Wait a minute!"
Friday After Next
- You were supposed to be acting. - I should have smacked you!
"- You were supposed to be acting. - I should have smacked you!"
Friday After Next
You don't.
"You don't."
Friday After Next
- I cook better than you. - You can't.
"- I cook better than you. - You can't."
Friday After Next
- My dick is bigger than yours. - lt was cold that night.
"- My dick is bigger than yours. - lt was cold that night."
Friday After Next
Anybody else would be living in the French Riviera.
"Anybody else would be living in the French Riviera."
Friday After Next
You best check on the sauce. Mama's out on her feet again.
"You best check on the sauce. Mama's out on her feet again."
Friday After Next
Dumb-ass dog catcher.
"Dumb-ass dog catcher."
Friday After Next
His name is Moly.
"His name is Moly."
Friday After Next
But trust me. don't even. even. even. even. even. even. even eat there.
"But trust me. don't even. even. even. even. even. even. even eat there."
Friday After Next
Take your time.
"Take your time."
Friday After Next
Barbecue so good, makes you want to smack your mama.
"Barbecue so good, makes you want to smack your mama."
Friday After Next
Sorry, buddy. Reaction.
"Sorry, buddy. Reaction."
Friday After Next
Whoever catch the girl back there giving head behind the trash can?
"Whoever catch the girl back there giving head behind the trash can?"
Friday After Next
These guys are here all the time. They come running.
"These guys are here all the time. They come running."
Friday After Next
Give me a twister. Make it two. Hold the flies.
"Give me a twister. Make it two. Hold the flies."
Friday After Next
Come on.
"Come on."
Friday After Next
Since you've been here many times, I'm gonna make it short and sweet.
"Since you've been here many times, I'm gonna make it short and sweet."
Friday After Next
Very good. You get one free bear claw every lunch break.
"Very good. You get one free bear claw every lunch break."
Friday After Next
- Come on, guys. - Come on, come on.
"- Come on, guys. - Come on, come on."
Friday After Next
lt's Pimps and Hos-- some kind of flashy clothing.
"lt's Pimps and Hos-- some kind of flashy clothing."
Friday After Next
I would love for her to be one of my wives, huh?
"I would love for her to be one of my wives, huh?"
Friday After Next
Whodini. You know Who--
"Whodini. You know Who--"
Friday After Next
He's a character. Real big character.
"He's a character. Real big character."
Friday After Next
Thank you.
"Thank you."
Friday After Next
Okay, and over here, this is a liquor store.
"Okay, and over here, this is a liquor store."
Friday After Next
What happened to the last guards that worked here?
"What happened to the last guards that worked here?"
Friday After Next
Remember, you guys are Top Flight security guards,
"Remember, you guys are Top Flight security guards,"
Friday After Next
best in the whole world, huh?
"best in the whole world, huh?"
Friday After Next
Okay, go, go. Come on.
"Okay, go, go. Come on."
Friday After Next
Where you think you going?
"Where you think you going?"
Friday After Next
Good. I like boring. Easy money for us.
"Good. I like boring. Easy money for us."
Friday After Next
Don't let that man pump you up and get your ass shot out here.
"Don't let that man pump you up and get your ass shot out here."
Friday After Next
# Let every heart prepare him room #
"# Let every heart prepare him room #"
Friday After Next
Excuse me, sugar, what did you just say?
"Excuse me, sugar, what did you just say?"
Friday After Next
You are talking to children of the Lord.
"You are talking to children of the Lord."
Friday After Next
Y'all movin' on and take that shit--
"Y'all movin' on and take that shit--"
Friday After Next
Even since he got that whistle around his neck.
"Even since he got that whistle around his neck."
Friday After Next
He been acting like a neal asshole rent-a-cop.
"He been acting like a neal asshole rent-a-cop."
Friday After Next
- Get this piece of shit out of here! - He's just playing.
"- Get this piece of shit out of here! - He's just playing."
Friday After Next
Man, what did I do?
"Man, what did I do?"
Friday After Next
I got this.
"I got this."
Friday After Next
Why every time you get a little position of power,
"Why every time you get a little position of power,"
Friday After Next
Leave them damn kids alone! They ain't messing with you!
"Leave them damn kids alone! They ain't messing with you!"
Friday After Next
Some L.A.P.D. shit.
"Some L.A.P.D. shit."
Friday After Next
- You ain't got to calm me down. - Fire that up.
"- You ain't got to calm me down. - Fire that up."
Friday After Next
This Barney Fife shit.
"This Barney Fife shit."
Friday After Next
'cause you know how little timid you are.
"'cause you know how little timid you are."
Friday After Next
Look. Look.
"Look. Look."
Friday After Next