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Clips from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

Movies 2015 116 min ★ 7.2/10 (362,311 ratings) 1,329 clips
Adventure Comedy Action

Credits

[BOTH SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
"[BOTH SPEAKING IN GERMAN]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
WOMAN [IN GERMAN]:
"WOMAN [IN GERMAN]:"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Or, at least, your suit does.
"Or, at least, your suit does."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here.
"Statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
I'm here to have a chat about your father.
"I'm here to have a chat about your father."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Dr. Udo Teller.
"Dr. Udo Teller."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Had a great job working for the U.S. Nuclear Program...
"Had a great job working for the U.S. Nuclear Program..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...a new Cadillac and a fat little dog called Schnitzel.
"...a new Cadillac and a fat little dog called Schnitzel."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Then, two years ago, he disappeared like steam from a tea kettle.
"Then, two years ago, he disappeared like steam from a tea kettle."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]
"[SPEAKING IN GERMAN]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...actually a Nazi.
"...actually a Nazi."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
- Why don't you help me. - With what?
"- Why don't you help me. - With what?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Could you pass me that brown paper bag from my case, please?
"Could you pass me that brown paper bag from my case, please?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[SQUEAKING]
"[SQUEAKING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Is there one of them?
"Is there one of them?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Mm-hm.
"Mm-hm."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
"[TIRES SCREECHING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
I got news for you. He does.
"I got news for you. He does."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
"[TIRES SCREECHING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Nicely done.
"Nicely done."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
"[TIRES SCREECHING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
GABY: Is he gone?
"GABY: Is he gone?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
You know, I don't think so.
"You know, I don't think so."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[CLANGING]
"[CLANGING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
MAN 1 [IN RUSSIAN]:
"MAN 1 [IN RUSSIAN]:"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]
"[SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
You can't be serious.
"You can't be serious."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[TIRES SCREECH THEN ENGINE REVVING]
"[TIRES SCREECH THEN ENGINE REVVING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[SQUEAKING]
"[SQUEAKING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Take another left through the window.
"Take another left through the window."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[MAN SPEAKING IN GERMAN OVER RADIO]
"[MAN SPEAKING IN GERMAN OVER RADIO]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[GRUNTING]
"[GRUNTING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Follow me.
"Follow me."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[BANGING]
"[BANGING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[ALL YELLING IN GERMAN]
"[ALL YELLING IN GERMAN]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
It isn't even a hotel.
"It isn't even a hotel."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
What's that? Smells like feet.
"What's that? Smells like feet."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The United States will make no deal with the Soviet Union...
"The United States will make no deal with the Soviet Union..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...is the primary cause of world tension today.
"...is the primary cause of world tension today."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
That's it? That's all you got?
"That's it? That's all you got?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
He lives in Italy. Rome.
"He lives in Italy. Rome."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
They were waiting for me.
"They were waiting for me."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
What was waiting for me was barely human.
"What was waiting for me was barely human."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Contrary to what you may think, we are not in the haberdashery business.
"Contrary to what you may think, we are not in the haberdashery business."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
We don't pay you enough to be able to put truffles in your risotto, Solo.
"We don't pay you enough to be able to put truffles in your risotto, Solo."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly...
"Merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...to save them from extinction and not even a thank you.
"...to save them from extinction and not even a thank you."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
SOLO: Where are we going with this?
"SOLO: Where are we going with this?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Adrian.
"Adrian."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Kuryakin.
"Kuryakin."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
What does that mean?
"What does that mean?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
It is now run by his son, Alexander, and his wife, Victoria.
"It is now run by his son, Alexander, and his wife, Victoria."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
All our information indicates a lethal combination...
"All our information indicates a lethal combination..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Now...
"Now..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...and to retrieve Dr. Teller and his research.
"...and to retrieve Dr. Teller and his research."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Our Russian friend will focus on Miss Teller and her Uncle Rudi.
"Our Russian friend will focus on Miss Teller and her Uncle Rudi."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Obviously, I was briefed about you.
"Obviously, I was briefed about you."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
But what interests me, given your profile...
"But what interests me, given your profile..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Really?
"Really?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Ten?
"Ten?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Was that when the psychotic episodes started?
"Was that when the psychotic episodes started?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Or...
"Or..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...was it your mother's reputation?
"...was it your mother's reputation?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
You're the star of this show--
"You're the star of this show--"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
What's he doing here?
"What's he doing here?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Because I am now your fiancé.
"Because I am now your fiancé."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[CHUCKLES]
"[CHUCKLES]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No!
"No!"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Smoothly done.
"Smoothly done."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Gaby. Gaby. Wait.
"Gaby. Gaby. Wait."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The Russian Minister of Culture has a weakness for classical architecture...
"The Russian Minister of Culture has a weakness for classical architecture..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No.
"No."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...would never dress his woman in the clothes you tried to put her in.
"...would never dress his woman in the clothes you tried to put her in."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...someone dress behind the Iron Curtain.
"...someone dress behind the Iron Curtain."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Uh, no.
"Uh, no."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No, not the Dior, the Rabanne.
"No, not the Dior, the Rabanne."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
It won't match.
"It won't match."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
It doesn't have to match.
"It doesn't have to match."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
You can get back on your horse now, cowboy.
"You can get back on your horse now, cowboy."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Could you have my bag taken to my room, please?
"Could you have my bag taken to my room, please?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
The same place every architect goes when they visit Rome.
"The same place every architect goes when they visit Rome."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...and whom he revered as his muse.
"...and whom he revered as his muse."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...of his mother's life.
"...of his mother's life."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No. She died at 100.
"No. She died at 100."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
He was 35.
"He was 35."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No.
"No."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
I--
"I--"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
You're not supposed to be making contact in public.
"You're not supposed to be making contact in public."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
- You're being followed. ILLYA: I know.
"- You're being followed. ILLYA: I know."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Two men from hotel lobby. Mid-30s. One in brown suit.
"Two men from hotel lobby. Mid-30s. One in brown suit."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Then give me some money for coffee.
"Then give me some money for coffee."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...give the gentlemen something for coffee.
"...give the gentlemen something for coffee."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[POCKET KNIFE CLICKS]
"[POCKET KNIFE CLICKS]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Mm.
"Mm."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
So you've actually thought this through.
"So you've actually thought this through."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
It's open.
"It's open."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Good evening, Mr. Deveny.
"Good evening, Mr. Deveny."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Oh.
"Oh."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[IN ENGLISH] There's a party tomorrow to celebrate the 50th anniversary...
"[IN ENGLISH] There's a party tomorrow to celebrate the 50th anniversary..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...are you gonna help me or not?
"...are you gonna help me or not?"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No fun dancing by yourself.
"No fun dancing by yourself."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
I need a partner.
"I need a partner."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
We'll call it both.
"We'll call it both."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Clap.
"Clap."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Sorry.
"Sorry."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Don't you make me put you over my knee.
"Don't you make me put you over my knee."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
- But you want to wrestle. - No, I did not say that.
"- But you want to wrestle. - No, I did not say that."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[GRUNTS]
"[GRUNTS]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[GRUNTING THEN PANTING]
"[GRUNTING THEN PANTING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[EXHALES]
"[EXHALES]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
[ALARM RINGING]
"[ALARM RINGING]"
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Heh. I know your five minutes, Mr. Deveny.
"Heh. I know your five minutes, Mr. Deveny."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here.
"What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be here."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
These...
"These..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...Russian...
"...Russian..."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
One second.
"One second."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
...made.
"...made."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
I enjoyed last night.
"I enjoyed last night."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
It means I like my woman strong. Come.
"It means I like my woman strong. Come."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Maybe I get you present.
"Maybe I get you present."
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.