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Clips from Date Night

Short Films 2010 2 min 1,776 clips
Short

Credits

Dad?
"Dad?"
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-Honey, don't move. Mommy! Daddy!
"-Honey, don't move. Mommy! Daddy!"
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-Piledriver!
"-Piledriver!"
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-Here we go. -It begins.
"-Here we go. -It begins."
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They're forming in a straight line
"They're forming in a straight line"
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They're going through a tight wind
"They're going through a tight wind"
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They're piling in the backseat
"They're piling in the backseat"
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-Mom, can I have pizza for breakfast? -Yeah!
"-Mom, can I have pizza for breakfast? -Yeah!"
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-Really? -No.
"-Really? -No."
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-Here we go. -One...
"-Here we go. -One..."
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-Mom... -...two...
"-Mom... -...two..."
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-Yeah, okay. Okay. -Okay.
"-Yeah, okay. Okay. -Okay."
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...one and change. We subtract from that line 42.
"...one and change. We subtract from that line 42."
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Well, it looks like we will be able to get you a refund of about $600.
"Well, it looks like we will be able to get you a refund of about $600."
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Yeah, I'm gonna go with that. You know what I mean, Phil?
"Yeah, I'm gonna go with that. You know what I mean, Phil?"
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You know, I think it might come down more.
"You know, I think it might come down more."
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And you call this Byzantine?
"And you call this Byzantine?"
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Byzantine, Mediterranean. Whatever you need it to be.
"Byzantine, Mediterranean. Whatever you need it to be."
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and then we're gonna have the best Lego battle ever.
"and then we're gonna have the best Lego battle ever."
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Fosters! What up?
"Fosters! What up?"
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Hey, Katy. Everything okay next door?
"Hey, Katy. Everything okay next door?"
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Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.
"Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night."
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No, I'm good. I'm good. I've been looking forward to this all week.
"No, I'm good. I'm good. I've been looking forward to this all week."
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Unless you're too tired.
"Unless you're too tired."
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Clown bus.
"Clown bus."
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What does that even mean?
"What does that even mean?"
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I don't know, but they said you have to wear stuff
"I don't know, but they said you have to wear stuff"
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Am I getting the present?
"Am I getting the present?"
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Yeah. But nothing from China, nothing with batteries...
"Yeah. But nothing from China, nothing with batteries..."
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This is more moist this week.
"This is more moist this week."
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That's amazing, Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now
"That's amazing, Jeremy, but I'm gonna go home now"
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and fart into a shoe box.
"and fart into a shoe box."
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That's not... That doesn't make sense.
"That's not... That doesn't make sense."
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Now... First date.
"Now... First date."
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They're sitting on the same side of the booth. That is not a married move.
"They're sitting on the same side of the booth. That is not a married move."
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-What do you say, hon? -I'm actually so tired
"-What do you say, hon? -I'm actually so tired"
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-I'm gonna head up. -Okay. I'll be up in a sec.
"-I'm gonna head up. -Okay. I'll be up in a sec."
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We don't break our promises!
"We don't break our promises!"
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-Oh! -Oh, what?
"-Oh! -Oh, what?"
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Really? Only if you're into it. I mean...
"Really? Only if you're into it. I mean..."
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-Are you sure? -I will light up your life next time.
"-Are you sure? -I will light up your life next time."
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-Keep it uptown? Do the fast version? -No, it's okay.
"-Keep it uptown? Do the fast version? -No, it's okay."
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as she tramped through the unforgiving terrain.
"as she tramped through the unforgiving terrain."
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And neither do you.
"And neither do you."
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Mmm, but...
"Mmm, but..."
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Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy.
"Can't wait. I don't know how you agree to still do those book clubs, buddy."
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No, no, no. No, you guys are really happy.
"No, no, no. No, you guys are really happy."
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-having book club? -I haven't told the kids.
"-having book club? -I haven't told the kids."
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Can't tell the kids.
"Can't tell the kids."
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Just, please, keep it under your hat until next week
"Just, please, keep it under your hat until next week"
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when we go public with it. Don't tell Claire.
"when we go public with it. Don't tell Claire."
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Why is Long Duk Dong dressed up like a doctor?
"Why is Long Duk Dong dressed up like a doctor?"
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We're stuck. We're just stuck in these roles,
"We're stuck. We're just stuck in these roles,"
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I know that Haley must be hurting right now.
"I know that Haley must be hurting right now."
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Best fucking decision I ever made.
"Best fucking decision I ever made."
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-Oh, no. I got it. -Yeah, there's that one.
"-Oh, no. I got it. -Yeah, there's that one."
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I just don't understand how this happened.
"I just don't understand how this happened."
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I don't understand what you want.
"I don't understand what you want."
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I'm gonna try to make out with a black guy.
"I'm gonna try to make out with a black guy."
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-I'm not like Nasrin. -Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
"-I'm not like Nasrin. -Yes, you are. Yes, you are."
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Yeah, I gotta tell you, I don't really understand that metaphor.
"Yeah, I gotta tell you, I don't really understand that metaphor."
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-It's not... -And I feel plenty vibrant.
"-It's not... -And I feel plenty vibrant."
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Phil makes me feel vibrant in different ways.
"Phil makes me feel vibrant in different ways."
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We have a date tomorrow night.
"We have a date tomorrow night."
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Once you want it to begin
"Once you want it to begin"
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If you want more love
"If you want more love"
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Why don't you say so?
"Why don't you say so?"
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If you want more love
"If you want more love"
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-Hey, honey. -Hey.
"-Hey, honey. -Hey."
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Fantastic! Won't have to pay for college.
"Fantastic! Won't have to pay for college."
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No, I think I'm good. I... Wow! I...
"No, I think I'm good. I... Wow! I..."
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-Wow. What... You look nice. -I just threw this on.
"-Wow. What... You look nice. -I just threw this on."
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How about I am taking you to dinner in the city?
"How about I am taking you to dinner in the city?"
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No, no, no. I have got an important dinner to get to.
"No, no, no. I have got an important dinner to get to."
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I'm taking the parkway to 23. Much quicker.
"I'm taking the parkway to 23. Much quicker."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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-This road does need resurfacing. -Mmm-hmm.
"-This road does need resurfacing. -Mmm-hmm."
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And we parked our car on Harrison Street to take a look around,
"And we parked our car on Harrison Street to take a look around,"
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No, we're not falling for it. Find somebody from Connecticut.
"No, we're not falling for it. Find somebody from Connecticut."
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But, okay, okay. Just in case,
"But, okay, okay. Just in case,"
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And I only have a 20,
"And I only have a 20,"
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Yeah, we've been trying to call, but we couldn't get through.
"Yeah, we've been trying to call, but we couldn't get through."
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Yeah... The thing is,
"Yeah... The thing is,"
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No.
"No."
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Well, the thing is, my wife and I are on a date,
"Well, the thing is, my wife and I are on a date,"
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and if anything opens up, we'll come get you, okay?
"and if anything opens up, we'll come get you, okay?"
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Okay. I've already forgotten about you.
"Okay. I've already forgotten about you."
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-All right.
"-All right."
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I think tonight we're going to get lucky.
"I think tonight we're going to get lucky."
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Something with an edible garnish. I'm so hungry.
"Something with an edible garnish. I'm so hungry."
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-Sort of distracted. -Maybe we should go someplace else.
"-Sort of distracted. -Maybe we should go someplace else."
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I just... I want tonight to be different, you know?
"I just... I want tonight to be different, you know?"
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No, no. We're good.
"No, no. We're good."
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What do you say? Teaneck Tavern? Cozy booth for two?
"What do you say? Teaneck Tavern? Cozy booth for two?"
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Tripplehorn, party of two?
"Tripplehorn, party of two?"
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We are the Tripplehorns.
"We are the Tripplehorns."
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Honey, I don't think we should be doing this.
"Honey, I don't think we should be doing this."
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-Enjoy your meal. -Thank you.
"-Enjoy your meal. -Thank you."
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I say we sit back, relax,
"I say we sit back, relax,"
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and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea.
"and enjoy a spread of their finest fruits of the sea."
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Yes. Okay. He is a successful financier,
"Yes. Okay. He is a successful financier,"
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Oh, no, that's Will.i.am.
"Oh, no, that's Will.i.am."
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Better yet. That's Will.i.am,
"Better yet. That's Will.i.am,"
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-You're walking over there. -No.
"-You're walking over there. -No."
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-I'm gonna be that guy. -No.
"-I'm gonna be that guy. -No."
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Because these truffles are amazing and super expensive.
"Because these truffles are amazing and super expensive."
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-Okay. -Okay.
"-Okay. -Okay."
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-That's an expensive bottle. -Yeah, I know.
"-That's an expensive bottle. -Yeah, I know."
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-I'll get your glasses. -Hello.
"-I'll get your glasses. -Hello."
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Watch your step.
"Watch your step."
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Come on, guys, what's the big deal?
"Come on, guys, what's the big deal?"
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-Get away! Get off! What are you doing? -Hey!
"-Get away! Get off! What are you doing? -Hey!"
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Next time you make a dinner reservation,
"Next time you make a dinner reservation,"
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You know what we want.
"You know what we want."
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Did you really think you could steal from Joe Miletto and get away with it?
"Did you really think you could steal from Joe Miletto and get away with it?"
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-Yeah. -We are Phil and Claire Foster.
"-Yeah. -We are Phil and Claire Foster."
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We don't know anything about a ransom note.
"We don't know anything about a ransom note."
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And we didn't. We were late,
"And we didn't. We were late,"
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-So much fun. -The food, unbelievable.
"-So much fun. -The food, unbelievable."
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So you just took somebody else's reservation?
"So you just took somebody else's reservation?"
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