Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Modern Family - Hawaii (S01E01)

"I was on top of him for, like, 20 minutes. You need to go now."
Modern Family
"Good night. Honey."
Modern Family
"My back seized up."
Modern Family
"I can't believe I'm as old as he was."
Modern Family
"Wait. Sit down here. [Groaning]"
Modern Family
"You'd have liked him- my old man. I'm sure."
Modern Family
"My God, that guy- He was a charmer."
Modern Family
"Mmm, I know the type."
Modern Family
"And we had a lot of fun."
Modern Family
"But I'll tell you something."
Modern Family
"Our family vacations were nothing like this here."
Modern Family
"One week a year in a rented cottage on Lake Erie, spiders this big."
Modern Family
"[Chuckles]"
Modern Family
"I just wish he could have seen how things turned out."
Modern Family
"Well, if you keep going like this, maybe you can tell him yourself."
Modern Family
"Or I can tell him, because you're about to kill me, Jay."
Modern Family
"My legs, my arms, my back- everything is sore."
Modern Family
"So I wore you out, huh? Oh, no, no, no. Don't get cocky, old man."
Modern Family
"When I sit down, I can still get up. Eh."
Modern Family
"Hey, uh- Okay, come on."
Modern Family
"[Chuckling] Come here. Come here."
Modern Family
"The rest of the trip went better. Haley's room stopped spinning."
Modern Family
"[Phil] Yes, it is. And a monkey-"
Modern Family
"[Silverware Clinking] There she is!"
Modern Family
"Oh, honey! Hey!"
Modern Family
"No? Ah. [Phil, Alex Laughing]"
Modern Family
"[Phil] Jay got back to the vacation he always wanted."
Modern Family
"And Mitch and Cam managed to do some sightseeing..."
Modern Family
"at a working banana plantation-"
Modern Family
"[Cameron] Lily! Where they promptly lost Lily again."
Modern Family
"Why did you dress her in jungle prints?"
Modern Family
"Because I thought it would be cute!"
Modern Family
"She's gonna think she's back in Vietnam! Lily! Lily, honey!"
Modern Family
"Me and Claire, we-"
Modern Family
"we had a great time."
Modern Family
"But we never did get that honeymoon."
Modern Family
"I think I just expected a little too much from this vacation."
Modern Family
"You were so sweet to try. It was dumb."
Modern Family
"[Chuckles] Like you said, the thrill is gone."
Modern Family
"But wait. Put a few seconds back on the clock."
Modern Family
"♪♪ [Ukulele] The kid still has a few moves."
Modern Family
"Oh, my God."
Modern Family
"I figured out why we couldn't have a honeymoon."
Modern Family
"Because we never had a wedding."
Modern Family
"Oh, my God."
Modern Family
"I still can't tell if you think this is lame or cool."
Modern Family
"Honey, it's incredibly cool."
Modern Family
"Okay. I'll do that."
Modern Family
"We're here today to celebrate the renewing of the marriage vows..."
Modern Family
"of Phil and Claire."
Modern Family
"On this day they've chosen to reaffirm their love for each other."
Modern Family
"You may kiss your bride. [Both] Oh!"
Modern Family
"Mr. And Mrs. Dunphy. [Cheering]"
Modern Family
"[Man] ♪ It's the eye of the tiger ♪"
Modern Family
"♪ It's the thrill of the fight ♪"
Modern Family
"♪ Rising up to the challenge of our rivals ♪"
Modern Family
"♪ And the last known survivor ♪"
Modern Family
"♪ Stalks his prey in the night ♪"
Modern Family
"♪ And he's watching us all in the eye ♪"
Modern Family
"♪ Of the tiger ♪♪"
Modern Family
"[Man Over P.A.] Welcome to the nonstop flight from Maui to Los Angeles."
Modern Family
"You know, honey,"
Modern Family
"if anything were ever to happen to me, I would want you to get remarried."
Modern Family
"That was a little fast. Oh, no. I just want to make you happy."
Modern Family
"Okay."
Modern Family
"Any idea of who you would remarry?"
Modern Family
"Vicky Conroy probably. She works in my office."
Modern Family
"She's very organized. The kids love her."
Modern Family
"Are you guys talking about Vicky? Yeah."
Modern Family
"Mom, she's awesome. [Giggles]"
Modern Family
"Just so you know, if something were to happen to me, I-"
Modern Family
"Something's gonna happen to you, all right."
Modern Family
"You're not making the compelling case you think you are!"
Modern Family
"You can do it. Eye of the tiger."
Modern Family
"Oh. Was sit around and listen to my skin sizzle."
Modern Family
"What'd you do today?"
Modern Family
"I'm sorry. I have to deal with Haley."
Modern Family
"No, no, no, no, no. I'm just gonna rock you- like a hurricane."
Modern Family
"I present to you, still as husband and wife,"
Modern Family
"[Sighs]"
Modern Family
"Sweetie, it's only for a few more days."
Modern Family
"Thank you."
Modern Family