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Clips from Blades of Glory (2007)

"Here we go. Show time."
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"It doesn't mean as much as winning America's hearts."
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"Now apparently you're dedicating this performance"
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"Who is that girl?"
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"You know, when things are so crazy,"
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"All right, boys. Let's go do this. Loud and proud."
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"I'm not here to sign up Michaels or MacElroy."
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"I'm here to sign up the pairs team of Michaels and MacElroy."
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"Now there's your front page headline."
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"Why, Stranz?"
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"for the greatest suffering the world has ever known?"
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"And all they're doing is just leeching the dignity out of our beloved sport."
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"Guys, maybe, maybe if you concentrate on the skating"
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"people will forget all the hype"
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"Find someone else."
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"- What's that, Mother? - Don't."
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"Still? In heaven? You're still dead?"
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"Now you're playing for team Van Waldenberg."
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"you take off your shoes before you set foot on the Berber."
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"It's dark for everyone, moron."
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"All right, this is gonna stop right now."
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"From here on out, you guys are a team. Do you understand?"
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"You are going to eat together, sleep together."
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"I need some counter space, too."
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"- Do you use this stuff on your hair? - Uh-huh."
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"It makes my hair shine like Orion's belt out on the ice."
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"And then I brush my hair 100 times with this."
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"They only make 11 of them a year."
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"Help yourself to the Mane n' Tail all you want,"
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"but don't even look at the Verticoli."
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"'Cause I will knock your block off."
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"I could not love a human baby as much as I love this brush."
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"You're in Chazz's world now."
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"What is this place? It smells like fish."
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"What we got is a cold storage unit"
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"Turned out well."
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"All right, gentlemen, waltz position."
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"No, I'm stronger and don't have a vagina."
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"You're gonna need those later. Now, come on."
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"All right."
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"- Damn it! - Watch my Icy Hot Super Slide."
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"- Do it. - I will."
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"- Wait. Why? - Because you whine like one!"
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"- What are you talking about? - Let's go! Come on!"
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"Is this about my muscular, thick thighs?"
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"Come on."
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"♪ I'm gonna get you, get you drunk Get you drunk off my lady hump ♪"
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"I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps."
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"- Coach! - Shut up!"
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"Throw me some chicken!"
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"- Great! - I'm not a magician."
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"Jimmy."
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"you're gonna make it harder for yourselves."
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"Beautiful butterfly into a prayer. Nice into..."
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"Chazz, release to Jimmy. Easy, see? Release..."
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"Yes, I did. See that? Pure power. You could use a nickel's worth, junior."
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"Yeah, but can they do it in front of five judges and 30 million people?"
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"But all those stories have been eclipsed now"
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"The male-male pair of Jimmy MacElroy and Chazz Michael Michaels."
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"Those two are turning this sport into a freak show."
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"Nothing in here about two men skating."
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"Now let's join Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg"
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"as they wind up their routine,"
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"The bling is king. This pair is willing the crowd into a frenzy."
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"popping and locking their way to the championship in Montreal."
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"to have spread all the way through this arena."
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"will not mesh with Michaels' improvisations"
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"They've always been that way as competitors, as individuals"
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"We can do this."
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"Come on, Denver, get off your asses!"
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"It's the first time they've shown them any level of support."
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"Incredible!"
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"Unbelievable finish to an incredible routine!"
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"And they've won this crowd over!"
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"Yes!"
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"This might be enough to send them to Montreal"
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"History in the making."
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"Yeah!"
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"What up, homes?"
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"Into our head? Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark,"
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"You're the guys everybody's talking about. How does it feel?"
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"They got by on 97 percent adrenaline and three percent bullshit."
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"Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here."
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"Just thought you'd like to see what a skater's body really looks like."
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"Checking out my ink?"
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"Each tattoo tells a different tale. They're like chapters of my life."
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"That one represents the dragon lady. You might know her as Michelle Kwan."
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"She was ready to quit, hang up her skates"
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"and was named one of Barbara Walters' most fascinating persons of 1994."
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"- What's colder than dry ice? - I don't know."
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"That one? It's nothing."
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"I had my face painted at the Blueberry Festival one year."
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"Well, I could have one. I could have a killer one."
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"Good choice, my man."
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"What am I supposed to say?"
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"- No, you can't. I can't. - It's ringing. Go."
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"Talk. Relax."
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"It's MacElroy, for her."
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"Stranz?"
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"- She just got out of the shower. - Oh, me likey."
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"'cause I just got back from the gym doing my squat thrusts."
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"Squat thrusts are hard."
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"- "Real hard." - Real hard."
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""You know how you can soothe a nasty burn?"
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"Okay, say, "Sounds to me like your cream needs to be whipped","
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"It will "get me time to get my jugs waxed.""
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"Oh, my God!"
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"All right, listen up. You guys barely squeaked by at Nationals."
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"We have to do something that only two men can do together."
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"Something never seen before."
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"And like many revolutionary ideas,"
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"So I quit."
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"North Korea."
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"Of course."
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""The Iron Lotus.""
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"It was a man and a woman, that's why it didn't work."
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"Come on, Chazz, focus! Focus!"
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"My nut-sack!"
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"Oh, yeah? Well..."
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"Look, I didn't mean to drag your balls into the discussion."
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