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Clips from Without a Paddle (2004)

"What are you doing?!"
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"You owe me 100 grand and the left nut."
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"Are you gonna catch it when I throw it up?"
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"It's gonna be tough, but I'll focus."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm taking off my shoes."
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"- Why? - Because I run faster with no shoes."
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"Keep going!"
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"- Stay calm. Get in the fetal position. - Oh, God."
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"- It's not working! - Run!"
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"- Go first. - No, you go first."
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"Hey. Where's the bear?"
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"Chew it up and eat it."
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"You have to actually eat it."
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"Eat it."
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"It's delicious. Very good, thank you."
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"Is there another one?"
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"Bears have very short attention spans. I know a guy who trains them."
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"What was that?"
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"I don't know, but it scared away our friend. Let's get out of here."
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"Why aren't they using their flashlights, Tom?"
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"This is exactly what you hear about when people go into the deep woods"
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"How you like me now, boy?"
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"All right, let's load up. There's treasure in them hills."
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"Wait a minute, you're not actually considering continuing, are you?"
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"- Why not? - Well, because I just..."
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"Now we can get back on the river."
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"There comes a time in every cub's life"
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"It's gonna be... It's gonna be good."
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"Jer, isn't the river supposed to fork?"
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"No. It just goes straight the whole way. Straight shot."
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"Are you sure?"
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"We are back in business, boys."
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"All right. Let's rudder back."
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"- It's getting kind of rough, Tom. - Not bad, I've been in much worse."
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"I got the stern. Work the bow, work the bow, Jer."
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"No problem. That's typical river behavior."
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"Same stroke, same stroke!"
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"Like, real big."
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"Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!"
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"Dano!"
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"- Dan, come on, baby, I got you. - Hypothermia!"
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"We made it!"
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"- I did shit. - Oh, shit."
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"I don't believe this, man."
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"They had some serious rapids there, man."
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"Hey, I am not the navigator-map guy."
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"Okay, Jerry, didn't you see on the map that the river split?"
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"He liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And..."
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"We are in serious trouble, my friends."
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"All data points to us being... How do you humans say it?"
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"We got the compass. I've got Billy's compass!"
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"Look, that's east, west, north."
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"- That's south. - That's south! That's south!"
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"It only works with the map."
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"- Oh, hell, yeah. - Hey, that sounds like Creed."
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"I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed."
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"Lights."
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"Thank you, God. Civilization."
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"I told you not to use my buck knife."
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"Lynyrd. Skynyrd. Come here."
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"There you go, spoiling them dogs."
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"Go, go, back here. Come on."
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"Hey, guys."
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"Listen. We don't want any trouble."
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"- Good work, buddy. - Thanks."
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"Great mother of ganja."
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"I think I got them, Dennis!"
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"Come on, Dennis, I'm gonna get them!"
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"- We're dead! - They're gonna... They're gonna..."
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"We're gonna die..."
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"because if they found out I got stoned, they'll think that I'm a stoner."
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"and I won't have a parking space anymore."
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"Oh, great. We got us a couple of weed freaks."
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"Get up, you stoner dogs!"
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"Dudes."
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"I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage."
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"Jerry, Jerry."
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"Not really, my man."
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"Man, our whole crop is burning! Those assholes are dead!"
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"- Come on, you're dead! - We're gonna get you!"
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"- Bullfrogs. - I hate bullfrogs. They're nasty."
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"Come on, they must've headed up towards the river."
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"It's not all burnt. I think we're gonna be okay."
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"- You think? - Yeah."
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"Yeah? You slow down, get a stick of dynamite up your ass."
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"Calm down, Daniel, we're gonna be all right."
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"Man, I can't believe that I would listen to you guys."
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"Make jokes. That's a really good idea."
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"Is this the carefree life with no responsibility that you wanted?"
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"No wonder Denise is fed up with you."
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"Oh, wow, that's gonna be a great scar."
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"Lose the cleaver."
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"Meat cleaver's my favorite."
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"Them three boys get back to town,"
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"I love the cleaver."
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"I'm sorry I got you into this."
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"Tom, that's not an exaggeration, that's a lie."
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"What happened?"
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"What'd I expect? I got no luck, Jerry."
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"If we didn't have bad luck, we wouldn't have luck at all."
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"Yeah, it's real. I'm a great gambler."
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"But if he did one thing right,"
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"That's easy for you to say, Dano. You're a freaking doctor."
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"I mean, you got a big old bank account, a ginormous house,"
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"- big, thick red hair... - You know what?"
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"Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia."
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"You're exaggerating again."
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"I'm afraid of the dark, Jerry."
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"See, I won't even keep it in the house anymore,"
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"- How pathetic is that? - Very."
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"Relax, you're almost through."
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"That's a phone."
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"- It's that way. - Phone!"
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"How did your phone get all the way up here?"
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"Whiskey Dick, this is Lightning Company. Come in, Whiskey Dick."
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"We are on the move and loaded for bear. Come back, come back..."
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"- Why'd you stop? - Right there."
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"Footprints with no people in them."
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"I mean..."
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