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Clips from Without a Paddle

Short Films 2004 15 min 1,575 clips
Short Comedy Action

Credits

- Ghostbusters! - Ghostbusters!
"- Ghostbusters! - Ghostbusters!"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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- In case you get lost. - Where'd you get this?
"- In case you get lost. - Where'd you get this?"
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- Thanks, man. - Be good.
"- Thanks, man. - Be good."
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Catch you around, boys!
"Catch you around, boys!"
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What was that?
"What was that?"
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Tony, there's enough of me to go around.
"Tony, there's enough of me to go around."
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Jerry here has the reworked formula,
"Jerry here has the reworked formula,"
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Right.
"Right."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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How was the surf?
"How was the surf?"
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A Thursday?
"A Thursday?"
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I won't do it. I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.
"I won't do it. I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore."
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Please tell me that was not you proposing to me.
"Please tell me that was not you proposing to me."
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Now...
"Now..."
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Good morning, Sandi. TGIF.
"Good morning, Sandi. TGIF."
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Thank Goodness It's Friday. Happy Friday.
"Thank Goodness It's Friday. Happy Friday."
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Right.
"Right."
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It's Jerry Conlaine.
"It's Jerry Conlaine."
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Oh, man.
"Oh, man."
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He could do it all.
"He could do it all."
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He sent me a postcard from Spain.
"He sent me a postcard from Spain."
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I still want you.
"I still want you."
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Why did you leave me?
"Why did you leave me?"
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Walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear...
"Walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear..."
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- Where did you guys park? - Tom!
"- Where did you guys park? - Tom!"
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- Please continue. I'm so sorry. - I-5 was a parking lot. I made it.
"- Please continue. I'm so sorry. - I-5 was a parking lot. I made it."
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Sorry, Padre.
"Sorry, Padre."
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Did you notice how many hot chicks were at that funeral?
"Did you notice how many hot chicks were at that funeral?"
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No kidding! It was like a discotheque with a coffin in the middle.
"No kidding! It was like a discotheque with a coffin in the middle."
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- Look at that. - Holy...
"- Look at that. - Holy..."
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God, I remember it being taller.
"God, I remember it being taller."
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This whole thing seems a little insane for us to be doing,
"This whole thing seems a little insane for us to be doing,"
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Hey! What's up, B.A. Baracus?
"Hey! What's up, B.A. Baracus?"
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You guys. Oh, my gosh.
"You guys. Oh, my gosh."
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Cooper parachuted out of a plane up north with a bunch of stolen cash.
"Cooper parachuted out of a plane up north with a bunch of stolen cash."
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We were obsessed with that.
"We were obsessed with that."
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- Oh, I'll break it. - 38-24-36.
"- Oh, I'll break it. - 38-24-36."
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- How did he know that? - How do you possibly remember that?
"- How did he know that? - How do you possibly remember that?"
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- Hey, what did Billy put in there? - Yeah, what does he got?
"- Hey, what did Billy put in there? - Yeah, what does he got?"
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His Indy compass.
"His Indy compass."
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I gave this to him before he took off on his trip. He must've...
"I gave this to him before he took off on his trip. He must've..."
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Yeah, let's not Wang Chung tonight. Burn that.
"Yeah, let's not Wang Chung tonight. Burn that."
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- Looks like Billy left us a treasure map. - Look at that.
"- Looks like Billy left us a treasure map. - Look at that."
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Billy thought D.B. landed right here. There's no way he did this as a kid.
"Billy thought D.B. landed right here. There's no way he did this as a kid."
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He must've been adding to the box over the years.
"He must've been adding to the box over the years."
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He reconstructed the jump. He pinpointed D.B.'s landing.
"He reconstructed the jump. He pinpointed D.B.'s landing."
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My God...
"My God..."
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I'm sorry, you guys,
"I'm sorry, you guys,"
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we made an oath.
"we made an oath."
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It all goes back in the box until we find the treasure.
"It all goes back in the box until we find the treasure."
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Let's... Let's take Billy's trip.
"Let's... Let's take Billy's trip."
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- Come on, guys, what do you say? - I say, Hell, yes.
"- Come on, guys, what do you say? - I say, Hell, yes."
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No, I'm...
"No, I'm..."
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You know who I'm talking to.
"You know who I'm talking to."
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There's no way I'm going. No chance!
"There's no way I'm going. No chance!"
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I hate you guys.
"I hate you guys."
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We drive by my rules. No kissing me.
"We drive by my rules. No kissing me."
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318 V8, man. They're bulletproof.
"318 V8, man. They're bulletproof."
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And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago
"And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago"
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Just hold on loosely
"Just hold on loosely"
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But don't let go
"But don't let go"
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But I'm never off, always on To the break of dawn
"But I'm never off, always on To the break of dawn"
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It's like this and like that And like this and...
"It's like this and like that And like this and..."
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Doctors study other doctors' work.
"Doctors study other doctors' work."
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It's like this and like that And like this...
"It's like this and like that And like this..."
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I wish I would've brought my dancing shoes so we can go clubbing.
"I wish I would've brought my dancing shoes so we can go clubbing."
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Where are we?
"Where are we?"
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And it's got a camera and it's got an address book and, listen,
"And it's got a camera and it's got an address book and, listen,"
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I'm gonna go check out the canoe situation.
"I'm gonna go check out the canoe situation."
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- You want anything? - Good luck. No, I'm good.
"- You want anything? - Good luck. No, I'm good."
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On the road.
"On the road."
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And I know that sounds dumb, but it's something that we have to do.
"And I know that sounds dumb, but it's something that we have to do."
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That doesn't sound dumb at all. I completely understand.
"That doesn't sound dumb at all. I completely understand."
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my girlfriends and I, we're gonna go on a search for the lost city of Atlantis.
"my girlfriends and I, we're gonna go on a search for the lost city of Atlantis."
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- Hold on. - I'm on the little guy's back.
"- Hold on. - I'm on the little guy's back."
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- Shut up. - Go, take a picture.
"- Shut up. - Go, take a picture."
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That did not sound like it went well.
"That did not sound like it went well."
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because I was a white-water guide in Northern California, NoCal.
"because I was a white-water guide in Northern California, NoCal."
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Here's the thing. I know how to read a river better than you can read a book.
"Here's the thing. I know how to read a river better than you can read a book."
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I hear you're a river guide.
"I hear you're a river guide."
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- Which is it? - Why don't you try putting
"- Which is it? - Why don't you try putting"
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Lie to me. I don't care.
"Lie to me. I don't care."
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Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play.
"Thanks for breaking glass where my kids play."
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Get you out of the doctor's office, Dano.
"Get you out of the doctor's office, Dano."
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- It's good to be outside. - Yeah.
"- It's good to be outside. - Yeah."
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Hey...
"Hey..."
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And then we hike the Devil's Staircase,
"And then we hike the Devil's Staircase,"
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What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?
"What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?"
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No, but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.
"No, but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge."
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Okay, just keep your eyes open
"Okay, just keep your eyes open"
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Good work, Dan.
"Good work, Dan."
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I predict you'll be puking in that river before the end of the night, Tom.
"I predict you'll be puking in that river before the end of the night, Tom."
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Stop, drop and roll!
"Stop, drop and roll!"
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- Why would you do that?! - It's warm.
"- Why would you do that?! - It's warm."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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We did it.
"We did it."
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Please. You liked this song just as much as I did.
"Please. You liked this song just as much as I did."
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We weren't wrapped up in what was cool and uncool.
"We weren't wrapped up in what was cool and uncool."
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- Well, I like it. It soothes me. - Dan, what is wrong with you?
"- Well, I like it. It soothes me. - Dan, what is wrong with you?"
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Those guys fell asleep in my truck.
"Those guys fell asleep in my truck."
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I thought I'd just gotten shitfaced and bought a bunch of sombreros.
"I thought I'd just gotten shitfaced and bought a bunch of sombreros."
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I didn't know there were dudes underneath.
"I didn't know there were dudes underneath."
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Congrats. I'm happy for you.
"Congrats. I'm happy for you."
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- I thought you liked your job. - I like to surf.
"- I thought you liked your job. - I like to surf."
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Sitting out in the water.
"Sitting out in the water."
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Waiting for that perfect wave.
"Waiting for that perfect wave."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Here's to Billy.
"Here's to Billy."
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Tom...
"Tom..."
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You know, I don't appreciate the name-calling. Katie was very attractive.
"You know, I don't appreciate the name-calling. Katie was very attractive."
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It was like her eyes were trying to escape from her head.
"It was like her eyes were trying to escape from her head."
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How do you know what she did with her downstairs?
"How do you know what she did with her downstairs?"
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I'm not an astronaut. I'm an American.
"I'm not an astronaut. I'm an American."
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I'm eating salmon tonight.
"I'm eating salmon tonight."
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That's great, except we didn't bring any fishing gear.
"That's great, except we didn't bring any fishing gear."
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Don't need any.
"Don't need any."
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No, didn't they pioneer the D battery?
"No, didn't they pioneer the D battery?"
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They love figure eights.
"They love figure eights."
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Hey, 100 grand and my left nut says
"Hey, 100 grand and my left nut says"
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