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Clips from Family Guy - The New Adventures of Old Tom (S14E14)

"I was born to be a newsman."
Family Guy
"This just out: me!"
Family Guy
"That-that happened?"
Family Guy
"Is that for real?"
Family Guy
"That's nuts, but still,"
Family Guy
"I-I want to help you get back on your feet."
Family Guy
"Go home, Peter."
Family Guy
"You've already done enough."
Family Guy
"Thanks to you, it's over for me,"
Family Guy
"like Billy Zane."
Family Guy
"Billy, you're through."
Family Guy
"You haven't done anything in ten years."
Family Guy
"Yes, I have."
Family Guy
"I was in those electronic cigarette commercials."
Family Guy
"That was Stephen Dorff."
Family Guy
"Aw."
Family Guy
"How we doing on time? Less than a minute."
Family Guy
"How you feeling, Chris?"
Family Guy
"No different, except I have to poop from all this running."
Family Guy
"What? That's great!"
Family Guy
"There's a bathroom down that hall!"
Family Guy
"No time! They're closing the gate!"
Family Guy
"(suspenseful action music playing)"
Family Guy
"BRIAN: Hey, Shelby."
Family Guy
"SHELBY: Brian?"
Family Guy
"CHRIS (groaning): It's coming!"
Family Guy
"(splat) SHELBY: Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"BRIAN: Yes, um, I'd like to make a return, please..."
Family Guy
"and maybe take you to dinner?"
Family Guy
"SHELBY: Brian, I don't care that I was diarrhea'd on."
Family Guy
"I care that you weren't honest."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: I care that I was diarrhea'd on."
Family Guy
"I care a great deal."
Family Guy
"Sorry I let you down, Tom."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, look!"
Family Guy
"Up on the roof!"
Family Guy
"Holy crap!"
Family Guy
"Doritos Tacos is only for a limited time?"
Family Guy
"And oh, no!"
Family Guy
"Tom Tucker's gonna jump!"
Family Guy
"(sirens wailing)"
Family Guy
"Tom, I got here as fast as I could."
Family Guy
"So-so, what's-what's going on?"
Family Guy
"It's over for me, Peter."
Family Guy
"If I can't anchor the local news,"
Family Guy
"I have no reason to live."
Family Guy
"Look, Tom, Tom, before you do anything crazy,"
Family Guy
"you should know one thing:"
Family Guy
"I have that exact same bathrobe."
Family Guy
"Hey, Tom, the camera's gonna be on you in a second."
Family Guy
"Before you jump, could you just hand me"
Family Guy
"this microphone, like you're passing me the torch?"
Family Guy
"What the hell are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"What am I doing?"
Family Guy
"Getting an interview with a crazed jumper"
Family Guy
"on the brink of suicide."
Family Guy
"This is huge."
Family Guy
"Wait a second."
Family Guy
"You heard wrong, Dallas."
Family Guy
"There's a jumper here, but it ain't Tom."
Family Guy
"It's me. What?!"
Family Guy
"That's right."
Family Guy
"Tom was just trying to talk me down,"
Family Guy
"and if there's a news story here,"
Family Guy
"the only one I'm giving it to is Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Here."
Family Guy
"Roll it."
Family Guy
"Good evening, Quahog."
Family Guy
"This is Tom Tucker atop a roof,"
Family Guy
"where a local crazy person is preparing to end it all."
Family Guy
"Bonnie!"
Family Guy
"Tom Tucker's back on the news!"
Family Guy
"Oh, here you are."
Family Guy
"Tom Tucker's back..."
Family Guy
"I know."
Family Guy
"Honey, I'm back on TV."
Family Guy
"No, Billy, that's Tom Tucker."
Family Guy
"Aw."
Family Guy
"What's going on?"
Family Guy
"Don't worry about it, just get those pants off."
Family Guy
"Oh, your hair is amazing."
Family Guy
"Tell us, crazy person, why are you doing all this?"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you why."
Family Guy
"I'm doing this because I ruined a guy's life..."
Family Guy
"and I feel awful about it."
Family Guy
"It's the only thing I can think of to make things right."
Family Guy
"Well, whoever this guy is, I'm sure he appreciates"
Family Guy
"what you're trying to do for him."
Family Guy
"I think I speak for all our viewers when I say,"
Family Guy
"don't do this."
Family Guy
"Please."
Family Guy
"Come down off this ledge with me."
Family Guy
"You got it."
Family Guy
"If that's what the most trusted newsman in Quahog wants."
Family Guy
"Aah! Pigeon!"
Family Guy
"(Tom yells)"
Family Guy
"(Tom thuds, groans)"
Family Guy
"It's fine."
Family Guy
"He landed on people."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm glad your crazy stunt worked out"
Family Guy
"and Tom Tucker is back at Channel Five."
Family Guy
"Yeah, apparently,"
Family Guy
"when he interviewed me up on that roof,"
Family Guy
"the ratings were so huge, they made him anchor again."
Family Guy
"That's great to hear, because..."
Family Guy
"MAN (distant): Lois! Lois!"
Family Guy
"I-Is somebody calling my name?"
Family Guy
"Lois!"
Family Guy
"I don't think so, no."
Family Guy
"Lois, I'm rich!"
Family Guy
"Now I think I do hear something."
Family Guy
"I should probably go see what he wants."
Family Guy
"I know I'm a nerd, but I have, like, a thing for rich guys."
Family Guy
"Oh, boy, she's getting in his helicopter."
Family Guy
"Fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo,"
Family Guy
"fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo..."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong."
Family Guy
"(jazzy instrumental version of theme song playing)"
Family Guy
"trump"
Family Guy