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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - Blonde on Blonde (S03E03)

"Blue Moon Investigations."
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"If you're not, how are we gonna have an argument?"
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"-...doesn't mean what you think. -Well put."
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"But did it ever occur to you that I'd like to sort it out by myself in private?"
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"That's crazy. Of course I wanna hear about it."
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"Maybe two guys, maybe even three. Depends on her mood."
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"Thanks."
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"You, me, your wife and her lawyer."
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"I mean, I'm getting signals here."
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"Moe."
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"Man, is there a back way out of here?"
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"Hey, you!"
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"As soon as I realized it was you..."
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"This is all just a mix-up. I thought she was someone else."
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"Yeah."
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"It's just so clear."
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"...the missus got ideas."
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"Took the money for herself."
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"-David. -David."
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"...but since we're not here, talk to this machine."
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"When you hear the beep, leave your name and number."
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"Don't hang up, that would be a bummer."
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"Hi, this is Maddie. I won't be coming in today."
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"I'm"
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"...sick."
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"And the dealer will turn over his last card."
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"Oh, my--"
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"A black nine and a red five in the same hand."
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"Well, I guess that beats your straight flush, huh, boys?"
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"-It does. -Yeah, yeah."
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"So thank you for your cooperation and in the future..."
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"...any signs of body lice should be reported directly to your physician."
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"Hi, boss. Speedy recovery."
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"You're wondering what we're doing here."
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"-No. -Your mail, Miss Hayes."
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"Almost dressed, Miss Hayes."
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"Now, let's not all panic, I'm sure she meant to scream at us."
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"Yeah, a minor health hazard."
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"I figured a spot check would be easier than evacuating the whole office."
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"Okay, you caught me, it wasn't a lice check."
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"It was an air-conditioning drill."
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"Like a fire drill, only this is in case the air conditioner doesn't work."
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"-Good idea. -Good idea?"
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"-David, would you excuse me, please? -Tell me what's bothering you."
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"-You think something's bothering me? -Attitude."
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"-What attitude? -You just witnessed a breach..."
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"...in office decorum."
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"Then I walk in here and lie to you about what we were doing."
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"You watch the show every Tuesday night..."
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"...you're supposed to get angry now."
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"-I'm not gonna get angry. -You're not gonna get angry?"
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"-We're not. -We're not? We have to."
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"You haven't considered the consequences of a day going by..."
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"...without a little angry banter between us?"
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"We're talking damage to our relationship..."
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"...to office morale, to February sweeps."
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"-Go away, David. -Come on, Maddie."
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"Circle the wagons. Put them up, put on the gloves."
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"The money's on the table and people wanna see blood."
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"I don't feel like arguing."
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"So. Just because you don't feel like arguing..."
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"...you're gonna ruin everybody else's day."
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"That's a little selfish, don't you think? You're raining on our cloud, Maddie."
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"David, not arguing is good. I like not arguing."
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"Not arguing is something a lot of people aspire to."
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"But arguing is what we do. It's our thing."
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"Look, Astaire and Rogers dance. Sears and Roebuck sells."
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"-Masters and Johnson-- -Knock it off."
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"Exactly."
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"Come on."
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"No axes to grind. No bones to pick."
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"None. It's a boneless day..."
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"...and I'm in no mood. So would you mind?"
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"As a matter of fact, I do mind. I want you to tell me what's wrong."
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"You are sick. Stand up, I wanna take your temperature."
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"There's nothing wrong with me."
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"Nothing at all."
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"And the papers say I got a big ego. What is it? It's me, right?"
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"-What did I do? -Nothing. You didn't do anything."
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"Then that's the problem, then."
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"But what is it specifically that I did not do?"
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"Did I not make a sexist comment? Did I not act immature?"
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"David, believe it or not, there are things that happen..."
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"-...that have nothing to do with you. -You can't prove that."
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"You don't know what I do when I'm not in this office."
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"-Why am I even here? -Look. Every morning it's the same."
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"Fall out of bed. Drop in the Visine."
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"Have a knock-down drag-out with Maddie Hayes."
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"It's the shine on my shoes. It's the syrup on my pancake."
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"Kind of completes the day. And when I don't get it, I wonder why."
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"David, our arguments are a routine. A bad habit, that's all."
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"Damn right. We can't just quit cold turkey."
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"We have to withdraw slowly, we have to wean off gradually."
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"A few verbal slurs, an occasional offensive remark."
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"David, I'd just like to be alone."
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"Doesn't have to be a brawl. Could be a tiff, a small tiff, a tiffette."
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"-David. -Maddie."
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"-Why are you doing this? -I know something's bothering you."
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"I hear the rumbling. Admit it."
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"Bubbling under the surface, Mount St. Maddie is about to blow."
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"All it takes is one extra jolt to make it spill on out."
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"What makes you think you know me?"
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"Just because you think something means something..."
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"Something is bothering me. I do have things on my mind."
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"I knew I shouldn't have come in, I don't know why I did. I'm leaving."
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"I don't where I'm going and I don't know when I'll be back. Okay?"
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"Wouldn't happen to have an unmarked deck of cards would you?"
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"Hi. I figured you'd be long gone."
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"Yeah."
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"No, I was just teaching Viola some bitter lessons..."
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"...about high-stakes poker..."
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"...which I would gladly forgo if you would talk to me."
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"-Talk to you? -Yeah, talk to me."
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"I know you. You're blue."
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"You're bluer than blue. You're damn near puce."
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"Look, it's not that I don't wanna talk to you..."
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"...it's just that there's really nothing to talk about."
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"What's bothering me is so...."
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"-What? -It's nothing. It's just a mood."
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"It's-- It'll be gone in the morning. It's nothing."
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