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Clips from Kevin Can F**k Himself (2021) - Live Free or Die (S01E01)

"You'll have to wait till I re-up Monday afternoon."
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"-Thank you. -Worcester PD."
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"My friend was hauled off in a pair of handcuffs,"
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"Does that mean that you're --Dry, no pills."
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"I may have a connection in Vermont."
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"Lemme see that."
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"No, not mine."
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"Neil, I love ya,"
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"Sounds way better."
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"I've never heard of this thing,"
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"which immediately makes me hate it."
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"business here, like titans of industry."
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"Kev, look at the first three letters"
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"-What, what, what? -Where are the keys?"
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"I must've forgotten to ask."
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"I'm such an idiot."
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"Here I was, gonna get you guys a few handles of"
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"Anybody hear me?"
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"I tell ya, being married really is..."
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"Just, like, drop everything and go AWOL?"
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"No, and no."
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"Escape Groom. Right?"
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"You get it, Neil?"
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"Nope."
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"Drug trafficking and money-laundering."
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"You got a lot of books."
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"Okay."
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"I'm going 60."
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"Fathead."
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"They're all just bad in their own way."
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"I don't know, snakes or whatever."
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"Maybe I should've been a trucker."
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"and I'd just stock up on beef jerky."
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"how we get actual customers."
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"to pass out all over town."
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"I don't know."
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"And have this guy's address in there?"
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"Who even is this guy?"
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"Moved up here a few years ago."
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"Thought I missed out on my chance to do that"
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"in high school."
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"Never indulged in that rite of passage."
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"Rick wasn't in my year, but one of them"
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"pissed in the pool and got my swim meet canceled."
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"Where's Rick?"
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"He's at work, but he said you'd be by."
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"Kind of Pinterest-rustic."
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"Newspapers."
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"And I suggest you leave this one at home next time."
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"That's me."
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"Declined."
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"Besides, some of these clues seem hard."
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"A trail of 56."
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"And if they somehow manage to get to the final clue,"
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"I've never been more proud of you, son."
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"Oh, God, it smells good out here."
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"Where is that kid?"
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"Okay."
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"Unless you don't need any pills."
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"There's like five people outside."
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"I'm gonna pose as a customer."
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"to the buzzer that way."
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"Get ready to be rich as hell, boys."
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"Nice."
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"And begin!"
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"Uh, Kissimmee -- "Me Me I Kiss"?"
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"Now, where's this guy with the pills?"
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"He goes by Red Rooster."
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"His truck's usually parked out there."
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"Thank you."
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"Phyllis, I'm almost done decoding the vows."
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"Let's back up for a second here."
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"No, it's, uh -- it's -- it's just jelly 'cause --"
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"-Oh, God. -It's fine."
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"Oh."
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"How do those apples feel?"
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"This is honestly getting really upsetting."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Allison got so mad at us last time we did that."
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"-Okay, so, don't freak out. -Okay."
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"Yes!"
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"-No, we're getting out of here. -No, please. Wait. Sorry."
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"Please."
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"I can't live like this anymore."
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"But it's two hours away."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, I think my wife did it."
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"and let everything go to hell like this."
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"'Cause it's not."
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"I -- but, uh, I was saving you."
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"Want me to turn down the heat?"
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"Let's just go home, okay?"
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"Stop saying it's fine. This isn't --"
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"Just sit there and try not to look so terrified."
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"License and registration."
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"Did I, um -- did I not signal to something?"
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"I forgot to tell him how long I'd be gone."
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"I am so, so sorry, officer,"
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"'Course."
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"Thank you so much."
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"Wow."
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"Kevin still put sugar in his gas tank."
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"And when he spent all our life savings"
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"Was that harmless, too?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"No, I'm not ripping anyone off."
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"'Cause I'm gonna kill Kevin."
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"what you two did on your road trip?!"
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"Allison? Jenn!"
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"Kevin and Allison, together forever."
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"Oh!"
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"I killed him with oxycodone and then made it look like an O.D."
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"Everybody stay where you are."
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"and my stash is in an evidence bag somewhere."
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"I think you should come with me."
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"Really? I need a car."
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"-You can borrow Kevin's. -We'll go together."
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"Anything good? Are we rich?"
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"64 cents, 9 screws,"
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"and a tooth with a very large filling."
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