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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Sandra's Wedding (S05E05)

"So, um..."
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"So, something fun about Jerry and Sandra is that"
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"they have this little tradition."
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"When one of them gets crabby, they have to wear a T-shirt"
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"with a crab on it."
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"But the only time that Jerry ever put it on"
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"was when Sandra left town."
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"I know, it's cute, isn't it? It's a little insight"
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"Dina, a bomb? Really?"
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"Nothing happened, okay? Everything's fine."
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"A lovely toast,"
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"some assurance that she's better than her sister,"
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"and no drama."
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"Yeah, I got it. Sorry."
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"Jonah, what are you doing?"
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"Just, uh, grabbing myself some grub."
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"How about I grab you some and meet you back over there"
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"have people who can do this?"
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"Uh, yeah, they did."
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"Until a bunch of them walked off."
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"They got really upset about the pay. You know, these things bubble up,"
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"- no rhyme or reason... - You too, man?"
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"I-I forgot how inspiring I can be."
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"Justine, how are you at cutting cake?"
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"[beep]"
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"The charging light is acting up."
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"I called ICE to complain, but, you know,"
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"So embarrassing."
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"Yeah, it's fine. Just juice that bad boy up,"
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"It takes two hours."
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"- What? - You two should go."
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"I'm good."
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"so I definitely have to see what that's all about."
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"I'm going to hang out."
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"I like it in here."
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"Cool, okay, you two hang."
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"Because to me, this room sucks."
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"I mean, compared to out there, where the party is?"
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"This is not close."
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"Both: ♪ You're my weirdo ♪"
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"♪ I'm so happy that you're here ♪"
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"♪ We both belong here ♪"
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"Your anecdote really got me back on track."
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"And it went over great. I booked three more weddings."
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"Okay, I'm sorry. I just... I panicked."
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"I remember you told me something about"
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"you and Jerry eating corn, so maybe go with that."
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"What? We ate corn once."
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"Well, don't just blurt it out."
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"Come on, paint me a picture. What time of day was it?"
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"Was there butter? Hmm? Was there salt?"
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"Marcus, I realize you feel left out,"
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"but you have to let the invited move on with our lives."
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"to the printer ink case. Elias can't find one,"
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"and Carol's not answering her walkie."
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"No one knows where she is, and it's a bad time, man."
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"We've got that Saturday night ink rush."
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"A lot of people assume I'm the younger sister,"
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"and I am. It's pretty obvious."
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"[laughs] Love you."
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"- Jerry's best friend, Garrett. - [applause]"
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"So, uh,"
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"one story that comes to mind when I think of Jerry"
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"Yeah, yeah, it's funny,"
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"because we're in a cowboy restaurant,"
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"Um, so we're at the rodeo, right?"
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"And we're watching these guys ride the bucking broncos."
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"And Jerry leans over to me and says..."
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"- "I can do that." - [laughter]"
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"It was so sad. So sad."
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"- No. - Cranberry juice?"
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"Sorry. Just go enjoy the wedding."
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"That sounds like something someone says but they don't"
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"- actually want you to do it. - It's not like that, okay?"
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"- You sure? - Please, just go have fun!"
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"[scoffs] Rude."
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"So we're flying, okay? We're doing 80"
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"down the freeway, and the mob guys"
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"are chasing us 'cause they had money on the rodeo, all right?"
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"And Jerry, calm as a cucumber,"
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"looks at me, tips down his sunglasses, and goes,"
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"[laughter]"
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"Let's all raise a glass to many more adventures."
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"- Congratulations. - All: Cheers."
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"- I guess at a rodeo. - All right, so next up,"
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"we have the maid of honor. Um, Dina?"
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"Anyone? 5'9", brown hair,"
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"shouted, "Bomb!" during the ceremony?"
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"Uh, okay."
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"Um, apparently anything I want."
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"So your crisis of conscience"
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"I wanted you all to let your guard down."
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"I knew it! Yes!"
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"But what are you doing now?"
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"Are you gonna kill Sandra's cat?"
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"Dina, she's not gonna kill the..."
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"I'm gonna kill the cat."
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"- [gasps] - Oh, yes... two for two!"
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""Oh, I'm marrying Jerry. It's the best day of my life.""
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"We'll see about that when your cat explodes"
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"on the dance floor."
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"Wait, you're going to blow up the cat?"
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"Okay, that was misleading. I'm going to throw it"
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"over the balcony, and ideally,"
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"the impact will make it explode."
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"Carol, you can't do that!"
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"- The cat will never explode. - No, Dina."
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"I mean, like, she shouldn't kill the cat."
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"It could totally die in here, Dina."
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"These things are built sturdy for travel."
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"It will absorb all of the impact."
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"Dina, this really isn't the point."
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"This is a very good plan."
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"It is a terrible plan."
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"The bottom's completely rubberized. Look at it."
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"No, it's not completely... oh!"
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"- Oh! - [Yelps]"
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"- We got the cat back! - [Exhales]"
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"We? You just stood there with your Wang in the wind!"
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"["Dancing in the Moonlight" playing]"
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