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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Sandra's Wedding (S05E05)

"- You missed your speech. - Hey, Sandra."
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"It's over."
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"Everything okay?"
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"- Oh, wow. Now we're talking. - [sighs]"
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"Got it."
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"♪ And nitty gritty, dirty little freaks ♪"
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"I have to fire you from Sandra's wedding."
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"You sure you want all this?"
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"- Whoo-whoo... - [laughter]"
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"For being awesome,"
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"for finding true love,"
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"and most importantly,"
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"to par-tay in, like, decades."
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"- Thank you. - [Chuckles]"
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"[all cheering]"
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"Wait! Don't eat that."
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"They're filled with laxatives."
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"What? Why?"
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"I mean, I get that some of you may have that problem."
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"For the record, I do not."
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"My doctor is begging me to eat less fiber."
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"I won't do it."
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"I wanted Sandra to get sick"
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"What the hell, Carol?"
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"I knew you hadn't changed."
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"I'm sorry. I tried."
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"But I just couldn't let the anger go."
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"I'm a mess."
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"I shouldn't be any part of this."
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"Mmm, that cupcake was delicious."
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"Mmm."
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"Ooh, someone should tell him."
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"- Yeah. - No, no, no, no, no!"
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"Maybe he'll be fine."
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"Oh, he's not fine."
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"I knew we were here too early."
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"[stammering] s-ship?"
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"Is... is it a cowboy ship?"
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"No, their theme is nautical,"
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"because Jerry got hit by a dart here."
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"Oh... bar! Come on."
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"Yeah, well, I didn't get to cut loose"
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"at the bachelorette party,"
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"so I'm cutting twice as loose tonight."
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"My phone is on do not disturb,"
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"and my liver is on high alert."
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"That's where you think your liver is?"
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"I don't know. Where's my liver?"
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"It... it's not there."
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"I'm not open yet."
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"Oh, okay. No worries."
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"But you've got bottles, and glasses,"
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"and the garnish buffets all set up."
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"Looks good to go!"
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"And yet, nope."
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"No rush. No rush at all."
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"No, please. God, no."
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"No, no, take your time."
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"Or, you know, something like quick and easy"
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"- I could just... - Ma'am."
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"Sorry."
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"I was just trying to help you."
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"[upbeat music]"
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"Getting ready for the ceremony?"
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"Yeah. You bet."
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"Though I would not recommend it backwards."
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"- I sound like a lunatic. - Yeah."
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"So how's your toast coming?"
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"and whoever's feeling crabby has to wear the sweatshirt."
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"And the only time Jerry's worn it"
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"is when Sandra was out of town."
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"That's nice. And then?"
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"That's... Well, that... that's it."
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"Oh, that... that's..."
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"that's your whole speech?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, okay."
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"Well, I do not see a problem with that."
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"It sounds like you do."
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"No, no, no."
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"What I'm saying is there's no disaster ahead."
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"That's what I'm saying. Most of them won't."
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"[murmuring] Yeah."
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"I bet this place sees a lot of ill-fitting denim."
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"Call me an optimist,"
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"There's just bad pants."
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"Aw, that's beautiful."
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"Not my words. It says that on the door."
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"Oh! He's great! Yeah, he's so nice."
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"I know, we're working on"
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"getting him to talk trash about people."
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"Yeah, it just takes practice."
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"Thanks. [Chuckles]"
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"I was a little worried, you know,"
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"inviting him to a wedding this early on."
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"But then I thought it'd be weirder not to bring him."
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"Totally... that's how it was for me and Bo at homecoming."
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"But then we just did a bunch of whip-its in the DJ's van,"
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"I say this with love..."
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"it's crazy you haven't been murdered."
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"But you're not some kind of nerd like Glenn."
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"You're just going to find your speech"
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"So I've rehearsed it down to the syllable."
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"[sniffles] almost start to cry."
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"And where I'm going to... [chortles]"
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"Get myself a little bit with my own joke."
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"with a series... of meaningful... pauses."
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"Guys, they haven't put out the shrimp yet,"
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"in case anyone is wondering."
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"I saw cocktail sauce, though, so we are close."
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"- Oh, whew. - The wedding starts soon."
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"Shouldn't all this stuff be ready by now?"
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"Sandra's sister is useless, and Jerry's family members"
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"are definitely related to Jerry."
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"You know, it's funny."
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"she'd do something crazier than putting laxatives in cupcakes."
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"- What do you mean? - I just thought"
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"she'd go bigger."
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"Plus, I'm surprised she did it at the bachelorette party,"
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"instead of the day Sandra marries her ex."
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"In front of all her friends and family."
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