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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Bride of Tupperman (S02E02)

"It so happens that when you burst in here..."
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"...I was sitting with Alan Tupperman's perfect match."
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"-Who, her? -Yes, her."
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"She's a sensitive, intelligent woman..."
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"...who would be insulted to think she was in a kind of contest."
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"Well, if that's your choice, there is no contest."
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"If that's your choice, I have to agree."
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"How can you present that woman to Alan Tupperman with a straight face?"
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"-She doesn't meet his requirements. -She meets two: willing and female."
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"You are taking this list too literally. Read between the lines."
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"-Don't you mean between the sheets? -Maddie, admit it."
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"Your approach was off base."
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"You were looking for someone who was the list."
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"So you got what you got."
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"I looked for someone who could become the list..."
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"...who could grow to be his dream."
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"Who could provide him with a garden of earthly delights."
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"Who could be more important to him than water, air, Monday Night Football."
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"I just met her, David, she's only a woman."
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"Were the '27 Yankees only a baseball team?"
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"Are the Himalayas only a bunch of hills?"
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"Are 36 inches only a yard?"
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"This is not a game, David."
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"We're trying to help a man with his most important decision."
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"We're helping Alan Tupperman make a choice to live with..."
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"...for the rest of his life."
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"Brenda Boring?"
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"Not a choice he wants to live with."
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"You don't know her. She's perfect for him. She'd make a wonderful wife."
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"Right, I know the type."
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"Good little dancer, all the girls like her, don't even mind the hair on her mole."
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"-You are a repugnant human being. -It's a gift."
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"Where'd you hook this halibut in case we wanna throw her back?"
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"Where I found her is hardly the point. The point is..."
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"...I conducted a methodical search and came up with the best possible person."
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"Then maybe I'll just go ask her."
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"On my line at the supermarket, okay, all right?"
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"She had a fascinating cart."
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"All kinds of greens, spices, herbs."
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"-Supermarket, Maddie? -So what?"
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"Yeah, right. Medium looks, buys her own food, a potent combo."
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"You still don't see how important this is."
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"This isn't just another blind date."
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"We have to find a woman he can love..."
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"...be his friend, share her life with him while he shares his with her."
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"This is about romance, David. It matters, and I wanna do it right."
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"Sodo I."
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"But I guess my right and your right are two different things. So...."
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"-S0? -So I guess we're not gonna find out..."
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"...whose right is right until Mr. T finds Mrs. Right for himself."
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"Yo, Stevie, you wanna bring that moneymaker in my office."
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"There's nothing wrong with a woman being aggressive, taking the initiative."
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"What's the worst that can happen?"
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"Blue Moon Detective Agency. Running a pageant, need to know if any girls..."
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"...posed for photos showing more than a competition would allow?"
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"Give us a call and we'll find out now."
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"We have sources at major men's magazines..."
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"...and we use them to help keep your beauty pageant clean."
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"It's okay."
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"You could stop breathing into the phone, it's me."
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"It's him!"
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"Well..."
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"Hey, wait a second."
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"-You haven't heard anything either? -If you mean, did Molly call, no."
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"-Gee, I'm surprised. -Surprised?"
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"Well, I'm sure she got home early last night."
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"-Obviously Stevie hasn't called. -Obviously."
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"No doubt looking for someone to help her dial."
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"-Very cute. -All those numbers, all those buttons--"
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"-You're milking it. -We'll know soon enough."
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"-You worried? -Me?"
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"-You. -Not me."
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"Me neither. I can wait around all day."
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"Me too."
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"The only reason Tupperman didn't call is because he hit pay dirt."
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"-Excuse me? -You're excused."
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"-"Hit pay dirt"? -Hit pay dirt."
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"Rounded third and slid into home."
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"-I don't wanna know what that means. -You know what that means."
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"You are the crudest man I've ever met."
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"You ought to get around more."
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"She's right here, Ms. Lewis."
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"It's Molly! She'll be right with you."
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"Do either of you know how to say that in Italian?"
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"Give me that!"
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"Molly, it's Maddie Hayes. Tell me everything."
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"Gee, I feel terrible about this."
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"Now, I know what you're all thinking..."
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"...but don't you know how much I hate being right all the time?"
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"Let's get the Tuppermans a wedding gift. Call Stevie, see what they need."
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"I'm so sorry, Molly."
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"So how is old Molly?"
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"Guess love isn't totally blind after all, is it?"
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"Leave me alone, Addison."
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"I hope they ask Molly to be the old maid of honour."
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"-I don't wanna do this. -I wonder what it was that put Stevie..."
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"-...over the top? -For your information..."
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"...I just got off the phone with a woman with little self-esteem left."
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"With a catch in her voice, tears in her eyes and a knife in her heart."
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"And that means a guy can't make a couple jokes?"
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"-Men. -You rang?"
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"Why is it every decision, every thought, every ounce of behaviour..."
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"...can be traced back to a place just south of their belt buckles?"
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"-You figured that out, huh? Why..."
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"...given a choice between a woman of beauty..."
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"...and a woman of substance will a man always choose the looks?"
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"-God. -You're a perfect example, you know."
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"-Good to be perfect at something. -Your attitudes towards Molly..."
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"...how can you be so insensitive, $0 uncaring?"
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"-I'm dying to hear. -Just comes with the territory."
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"-The territory? -The territory."
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"-What, you mean being a man? -You figured that out yourself?"
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"Let me get this straight, Miss Made-a- Million-Bucks-Off-My-Physical-Beauty."
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"It's not just me, but all men who are insensitive, uncaring, selfish. Right?"
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"-You learn quickly. -A smart mother."
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"-No doubt. -You know what I can't figure out?"
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"-Left from right? -What you're so upset about."
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"I'm upset because there's a shattered woman who, as we speak..."
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"...is dealing with the pain of rejection."
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"-What do you mean? I asked you out. -I'm talking about Molly. Poor Molly."
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