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Clips from Moonlighting (1985) - The Bride of Tupperman (S02E02)

"Dinner. Hard to screw up, we both like to eat."
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"This time, you choose. Anywhere you wanna go."
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"-Anywhere? You sure? -Anywhere. I'm sure."
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"There's this restaurant a couple blocks away..."
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"...supposed to have wonderful seafood."
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"-Seafood? -Monday, David."
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"Monday?"
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"-Ms. Hayes. -Ms. DiPesto."
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"-I was just coming in. -I was just going out."
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"What are the chances of that happening?"
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"-You came to tell us something? -You guessed?"
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"But a cousin of mine had it too. Answered her door before anyone rang."
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"No, I mean, what is it you wanted to tell us?"
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"A man's here to see you."
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"-We'll be right out. -Bring him in."
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"-My office is more appropriate. -What's wrong with doing it right here?"
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"You are already here."
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"How about this? No pressure."
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"...we rub it all over ourselves, we see what we feel like doing."
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"It doesn't have to be 90-weight."
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"-This is Alan Tupperman. -Ms. Hayes. Mr. Addison."
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"You folks experienced at missing-persons work?"
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"We've done as much of that as anything."
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"I'm prepared to pay you $5000 now..."
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"...and $25,000 more once you've found her and brought her to me."
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"-Do you have a photograph? -Nope."
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"-A name? -Afraid not."
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"Well, forgive me but I'm lost."
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"Orthodox, unorthodox, we have no religious preference."
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"Had a rabbi client someone was trying to kill for blowing his bris."
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"-Go on, Mr. Tupperman. -I don't know who this person is."
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"-Excuse me? -I don't know who this woman is."
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"-I've never met this woman. -Then why do you wanna find her?"
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"...I'm 39 years old."
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"I cleared more last year than my father made in his entire lifetime."
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"I get a new car every two and a half years."
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"I own a house, I own a boat. I'm the kind of man who reads Playboy."
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"The kind who doesn't leave home without his American Express card."
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"I shave twice a day because you never know who you're gonna meet."
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"I believe in God, but not necessarily in any one religion."
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"And I am miserably, terribly alone."
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"-Breath problem? -What does all that have to do with us?"
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"This represents everything I'm looking for in a mate. In a partner."
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"Am I sure she exists?"
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"I am not at all sure she exists."
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"But if you can find her, it's worth 30,000 to me."
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"Lord knows I've been out there for 20 years..."
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"...telling the lies men tell women, and I can't find her."
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"-You're serious. -I'm more than serious, I'm committed."
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"If you can find this woman, I'll marry her."
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"Alan, you know what you are? A man ahead of your time."
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"You've opened up a new revenue source..."
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"-...for detective agencies. -He did?"
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"-l did? -Sure, I can see it."
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"Guys place their orders, walk out with a girl of their dreams."
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"Could have a menu. A trait from column A, a trait from column B, like a deli."
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""Give me a brunette who likes racquetball..."
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"...hold the breast, to go. Better yet, I'll have her here.""
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"-Look, if you don't wanna help me-- -Alan, Alan, Alan."
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"What makes you think we're not interested?"
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"The real point is, Mr. Tupperman, why us?"
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"We're detectives, not a dating service."
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"Have you been out there lately?"
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"I'm at my wit's end. Every night, clubs, bars, searching..."
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"...computer dating, the personals, never finding her."
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"Starting to think maybe she doesn't exist at all."
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"Then it occurred to me, maybe it wasn't her."
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"Maybe it's me. Maybe I don't know how to find her."
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"It dawned on me that what I've got here is a missing person."
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"So why not go to people trained to find people?"
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"Trained to find people solely on the basis of a description."
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"Look..."
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"...I know it sounds strange, but give it some time. Mull it over."
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"My address and phone number are on the top of that list."
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"There's a picture and a complete description of me there as well."
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"I'll call you tomorrow."
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"-My goodness. -Mine too."
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"-Well, you wanna know what I think? -About what?"
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"-What's the problem? -You can't see it?"
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"...offers us a chance to do something different, unique."
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"-A chance to-- -Pimp."
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"-Pimp? -Pimp."
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"You've misunderstood. We're finding a woman..."
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"...for a man for money. And that's all."
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"-No. -What do you mean, no?"
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"Isn't this still a discussion?"
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"I'll abide by what you say, but shouldn't there be discussion first?"
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"Called because of stupidity."
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"-We're staring at a great case. -I'm getting cavities listening to you."
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"An opportunity to give a man a second chance at life."
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"Because it isn't there."
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"For once, we won't be investigating a tragedy."
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"We'll help someone get over one."
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"We'll do something noble. Helping a man find his future."
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"-That's crap. -What?"
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"You're so full of crap, it's coming out your ears."
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"Fine. Can I ask one question?"
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"Sure. You can ask me, but I'm not gonna be here to answer."
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"-Why'd he come to see you? -What?"
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"Why did he come to you, Maddie Hayes, detective--"
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"What do you mean, why come to see me?"
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"If it was looking to get lucky, he could have gone to any detective..."
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"...mostly men. Why did he come to you?"
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"-I have no idea. -Because you're a woman, Maddie."
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"Because he is looking for a partner to share his life with."
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"And who better to help him find that partner than you?"
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"A sophisticated, intelligent, beautiful woman."
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"Are we working this weekend?"
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"-Pick me up tomorrow morning. -You got it, partner."
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"-You're still full of crap. -So, what else is new?"
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"Now, where do we start?"
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"How do we find someone who meets the requirements?"
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"-Never looked for a fantasy before? -Not someone else's."
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"First we get realistic."
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"We look at the list and act like it's a test."
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"We get 60 percent, we pass."
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"I think we have to do more than pass."
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"-I may stay up late with homework. -A lot of thought went into this list."
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"We should do our best to give him what he's looking for."
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"-You're right. What's he looking for? -Let's see. A hard worker."
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