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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Proportionate Response (S01E01)

"We need to hit back hard."
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"We can bomb."
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"Big bomb, little bomb."
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"-Smart bomb, stupid bomb. -[all chuckling]"
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"There's one for every occasion."
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"A flag is a symbol."
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"You can't kill people for insulting a symbol."
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"If it were up to me, we'd invade."
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"I'm talking some serious"
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"-bull-in-a-China shop action. -[laughing]"
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"Let's knock down the Great Wall they're so proud of."
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"We got all these weapons. We're never allowed to use them."
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"Drives me crazy."
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"Yeah, I talk to my therapist about this all the time."
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"No, no. We're not going to nuke China."
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"Could we get back on track here for a second?"
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"Does anyone have a valid suggestion to make?"
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"We're just joking around, Grandma. Jeez!"
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"Yeah, just blowing off steam there. Don't be such a pussy."
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"Wait. What? No. No, no, no."
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"We need to do one of these ideas, at least. Maybe more, right? Come on!"
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"I mean, aren't you guys tired of everybody using us like a doormat?"
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"Look, this happened in space, so the response must be in space as well."
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"-I have consulted a space attorney. -What the fuck?"
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"-There's no such thing. You got scammed. -Now who's the dope?"
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"We signed an international outer space treaty."
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"Any sort of violence and we break that treaty."
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"We must retaliate. I will handle it."
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"POTUS will be very happy."
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"We will do something significant and proportionate."
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"I don't think POTUS will be happy with a proportionate response."
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"Well, then, it'll be a little more than proportionate."
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"I have taken it upon myself to have a focus group"
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"in which we can determine what would be an appropriate response."
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"Ideally, what would you like to see happen on the moon? Anybody."
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"Research that benefits mankind."
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"Yeah. Okay. What about you? What about you?"
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"Yeah, something that helps everyone and justifies the cost."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"What would be an example of something bad that could happen on the moon?"
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"Anybody wanna answer that?"
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"An accident where a person gets hurt."
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"[Tony] Yeah, that would be bad,  wouldn't it?"
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"Could you ever imagine supporting a war on the moon?"
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"[laughing] No."
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"That would be a terrible waste."
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"Really?"
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"That's America! Keep watching. It's not over."
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"Beep, beep, beep. Crunch."
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"Huh?"
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"That is our country they're rolling all over."
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"Yeah, we have to do something about that."
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"I mean, maybe not a war, but we should definitely do something."
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"Let's feel out this direction. Let's keep it going. Okay, what else?"
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"It should be retaliation on the same level."
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"Like, it should be a prank. It should be like... graffiti!"
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"Graffiti? All right, keep going. That's not bad."
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"Um... ding-dong ditch."
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"Brown paper bag on fire, but there's poop in it."
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"-I don't know whose poop. -Right, okay."
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"-TP their rocket! -TP their rocket!"
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"I love this."
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"That's what it takes,"
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"a 100-year-old white man to make this work!"
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"Okay, let's pop it on the board. Here we go!"
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"[blender whirring]"
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"We must have packed hammers."
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"No. None of the big doctor brains packed a hammer."
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"There are wrenches. Then use a wrench as a hammer."
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"No toothbrushes or deodorant either,"
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"but there are ten years' worth of tampons, for some reason."
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"Wait. Young man, what are you using as a shovel?"
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"Sir, it's actually Spaceman Obie Hanrahan, sir!"
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"And I'm using a metal moon scoop"
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"with an adjustable crescent-shaped head, sir!"
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"Hey, what's that hissing noise?"
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"Jesus-- Uh..."
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"The-- The duct tape's in locker 1."
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"Dr. Mallory, the Chinese Space Agency just posted some video of their base."
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"-Wow. -Put it on the big screen."
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"[reporter speaking Mandarin]"
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"How many pillows do you need?"
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"It's already one-sixth gravity."
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"[man] How many did you serve like this?"
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"[mockingly] "How many did you serve like this?""
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"Fine. You're fired."
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"Should I tell your dad?"
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"You know, sure, dude."
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"Tell him."
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"He doesn't have a fucking leg to stand on."
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"and I think you're gonna go crazy for this."
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"There are three cans of shaving cream on that moon base,"
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"and there's two cans of hairspray."
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"It's not enough. They trampled our flag."
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"Why are you testing my eyebrows?"
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"It was unsolicited."
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"People just want to talk about your eyebrows."
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"The joint chiefs are on the phone in the conference room."
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"They want an update."
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"How's it going, General?"
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"Every news outlet on the planet"
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"is showing some Chinese rover doing donuts on our most sacred..."
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"cloth."
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"-Oorah! -Hooah!"
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"-Hooyah! -Hooyah!"
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"Booyah!"
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"You have the go-ahead to attack the Chinese base."
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"How do you wanna do it?"
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"Our lead suggestion from the focus group"
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"would be to shaving-cream the shit out of them."
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"And if that's not enough,"
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"we also have the capability to TP as well."
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"And possibly graffiti the side of their base with "China sucks.""
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"-Oora-- -No! No, no, no."
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"We need to burn that Chinese base to the ground."
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"Well, not really, obviously."
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"Yes, really, obviously!"
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"This-- This has been debated in the policy circles"
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"as high up in the administration as you can think!"
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"It's time to stand tough!"
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