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Clips from Batman - Instant Freeze (S01E01)

"Where will he strike first?"
Batman
"That's for him to plot and us to guess."
Batman
"We'll use our anti-crime computer in the Bat-cave."
Batman
"Right, Robin."
Batman
"If there're any new strange occurrences, commissioner"
Batman
"call us immediately on the hotline."
Batman
"To the Batmobile. Let's go."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"(male narrator) And even as the dynamic duos speeds back to the Bat-cave"
Batman
"a strange scene ensues inside Mr. Freeze's"
Batman
"super air conditioned mountain hideout."
Batman
"Revenge! Revenge!"
Batman
"I will pin Batman's hide to the walls of City Hall"
Batman
"after I have made him the laughing stock of Gotham City."
Batman
"[all laughing]"
Batman
"Oh!"
Batman
"Well, Kolevator, what're you waiting for Christmas?"
Batman
"You forgot to turn on my hot path, sir."
Batman
"[speaking in foreign language]"
Batman
"I forgot that you have not the same"
Batman
"reverse metabolism as I have."
Batman
"There nice warm 76 degree temperature"
Batman
"from kitchen to table."
Batman
"Thank you, sir."
Batman
"Nippy, have you ordered the airplane"
Batman
"to go zoom, zoom, zoom?"
Batman
"Yeah, boss."
Batman
"Und Chill, how many Batman's have you hired"
Batman
"for this afternoon?"
Batman
"- Five, boss. - Und Mo, how many of me?"
Batman
"And five of youse naturally."
Batman
"Five Batman's, five of me."
Batman
"This is the beginning of the end of Batman's."
Batman
"[all laughing]"
Batman
"Nippy, give my order to unleash the decoys."
Batman
"Right, boss."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"I will toy with him like cat with mouse."
Batman
"I will lure him right to the scene of the crime."
Batman
"First I toy, then I destroy."
Batman
"In the Bat-cave far below Stately Wayne Manor"
Batman
"Batman and the Boy Wonder make plans for their meeting"
Batman
"with their frosty foe."
Batman
"(Robin) 'Ten, nine, eight, seven, six'"
Batman
"'five, four, three, two, one, zero.'"
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"Zero is maximum."
Batman
"Failed again. The anti-freeze capsule, won't do the job."
Batman
"Iced tea, sir."
Batman
"Holy blizzard!"
Batman
"Who needs iced tea at a time like this, Alfred?"
Batman
"Hot tea might be more appropriate, Alfred."
Batman
"Under the circumstances."
Batman
"I anticipated the circumstances, sir."
Batman
"Piping hot."
Batman
"- Anticipated? - Yes, sir. From the newspaper."
Batman
"A rather strange little column concerning melted ice rinks"
Batman
"and bursting ice dispensers."
Batman
"Might lead one to suppose that Mr. Freeze"
Batman
"was back in town again."
Batman
"- He's back, alright. - Unfortunately."
Batman
"- Seeking revenge. - Oh, dear, dear me."
Batman
"How very distressing."
Batman
"And this...this freezing chamber contraption"
Batman
"if I might be so bold as to enquire, sir."
Batman
"Would that be some sort of defense against, Mr. Freeze?"
Batman
"Not that. This."
Batman
"This new anti-freeze capsule."
Batman
"Taken internally and enables the person"
Batman
"to withstand intense cold."
Batman
"But we're using the freezing chamber to test the results."
Batman
"If I understand you correctly, sir."
Batman
"- It tested down to.. - Zero."
Batman
"Not cold enough, sir?"
Batman
"To be affective against Mr. Freeze"
Batman
"we must withstand 50 degrees below zero temperatures."
Batman
"If we're forced to meet him on his own ground."
Batman
"I'm sure we're in for a mighty chilly reception."
Batman
"Do you think it might come to that, sir?"
Batman
"All we can assume is that somewhere, somehow"
Batman
"his evil scheme for revenge is in operation.."
Batman
"...right now."
Batman
"[intense music]"
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"But how can Batman be in six places at once?"
Batman
"Impossible."
Batman
"oh, Look at these patrol car reports."
Batman
"He's been spotted uptown, downtown, east side, west side."
Batman
"And every officer wants to know, what's the trouble?"
Batman
"What's Batman doing in my territory?"
Batman
"Impossible. They're imposters of course."
Batman
"We must notify Batman."
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"[Bat-phone beeping]"
Batman
"Yes, commissioner."
Batman
"You asked me to report any strange occurrences."
Batman
"I think this one qualifies."
Batman
"Now, that's the last location where a patrol car spotted me?"
Batman
"(Gordon) 'You were seen there less than two minutes ago.'"
Batman
"Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold.."
Batman
""Batman last reported at 59th street, now at 57th.""
Batman
"- That about wraps it up. - I'll be in touch."
Batman
"Move me in from 59th street to 57th."
Batman
"Holy schizophrenia!"
Batman
"If you're all these places at the same time.."
Batman
"You sure are spreading yourself pretty thin."
Batman
"Notice the pattern."
Batman
"They all seem to be moving in to the center."
Batman
"44th between 5th and 6th."
Batman
"Leapin' Lumbago!"
Batman
"- The diamond exchange. - The diamond.."
Batman
"But of course. Diamonds."
Batman
"In the vernacular of the underworld ice!"
Batman
"Let's go!"
Batman
"[instrumental music]"
Batman
"[engine revving]"
Batman
"Very nice. Thank you."
Batman
"Now, the famous Star Of Kashmir diamond, if you please."
Batman
"Oh, dear me no. Not the Star Of Kashmir."
Batman
"- The star. Immediately. - Well, I-I.."
Batman
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