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Clips from Family Guy - Christmas Is Coming (S18E18)

"Mall Quiet on the Western Front closed 900 minutes ago."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
Family Guy
"Do you have a big cup I can pee in for my ride home?"
Family Guy
"And merry Christmas."
Family Guy
"(slurping, belches)"
Family Guy
"SANTA: Meg?"
Family Guy
"Santa?"
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"Yes, Meg. It's me, Santa."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, there's a bench right over there."
Family Guy
"Quick, let me sit on your leg."
Family Guy
"No, that's not what I'm here for."
Family Guy
"Yes, it is. Now, sit down."
Family Guy
"Meg, no. Meg, no. Get off."
Family Guy
"Geez, I'm trying to give you a heartwarming message"
Family Guy
"of Christmas joy."
Family Guy
"You know, the same feeling you got when you were five"
Family Guy
"and I gave you that Malibu Barbie?"
Family Guy
"How did you know that?"
Family Guy
"I told you. I'm the real Santa."
Family Guy
"I try to visit every mall at least once during Christmas."
Family Guy
"Except Long Island malls."
Family Guy
"Those people are a little much."
Family Guy
"Oh, no."
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"what each and every person needs for Christmas."
Family Guy
"For you, it was your first time seeing Jimmy Connors."
Family Guy
"But the truth is, it had nothing to do with me."
Family Guy
"The Christmas magic lives in there."
Family Guy
"And as long as you believe, it'll always be with you."
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"Deep inside."
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"-Inside my... -Wherever you find it, yes."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm off to distribute presents"
Family Guy
"to boys and girls all over the world."
Family Guy
"All right, I'm gonna put my leg up on this back tire"
Family Guy
"and take a she-wee."
Family Guy
"Yes, I'm the real Santa Claus."
Family Guy
"I'm totally real, so don't tell anyone about this"
Family Guy
"and don't say anything to anyone."
Family Guy
"-Damn it. -(engine sputtering)"
Family Guy
"Come on."
Family Guy
"I... I-I really got to go behind the car."
Family Guy
"Hi. Merry Christmas."
Family Guy
"I'm tennis bad boy Jimmy Connors."
Family Guy
"How did you get in here?"
Family Guy
"I came in through your baby's window."
Family Guy
"You can just open it."
Family Guy
"STEWIE: Men are now just coming in at will!"
Family Guy
"I heard you had a pretty confusing Christmas."
Family Guy
"Yeah, it's tough being a teenager,"
Family Guy
"dealing with all these new emotions and feelings"
Family Guy
"and streaming platforms."
Family Guy
"I remember when I was your age, I was confused, too."
Family Guy
"Then I got a haircut that I'd keep for 50 years."
Family Guy
"You've just got to find your one thing that works."
Family Guy
"You mean a haircut like this?"
Family Guy
"Meg, I think you're gonna be just fine."
Family Guy
"But just in case, here. I want you to have these."
Family Guy
"-Your balls? -That's right."
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"Whenever you need me,"
Family Guy
"just rub my balls, and I'll come."
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"¶ O come, ye ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ O come, ye, to Bethlehem. ¶"
Family Guy
"Good night."
Family Guy
"See all new episodes Sundays on Fox."
Family Guy
"¶ Yippee-ky-yay, (bleep) ¶"
Family Guy
"-(Stewie yells) -Is it okay if I just hold him for the picture?"
Family Guy
"-Are you ready to get up? -Huh?"
Family Guy
"I'm also enthusiastic about Santa."
Family Guy
"CHRIS: Oh, my God. Santa?"
Family Guy
"Hey, I learned from the best."
Family Guy
"All right, team, remember everything you learned"
Family Guy
"¶ In a one-horse open sleigh ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ And that's our biggest fear, oh... ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Jingle all the way. ¶"
Family Guy
"You know, you don't have to say everything out loud, Meg."
Family Guy
"-¶ Sleigh ¶ -¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells ¶"
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"¶ And then he died right there ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ All the things that make us ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Winter killed our child ¶"
Family Guy
"¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way ¶"
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"¶ It seems today that all you see ¶"
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"¶ Laugh and cry ¶"
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"("Jingle Bells" playing)"
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"(laughter)"
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"-Whoa! -(gong clangs)"
Family Guy
"-I don't know! -I need to find him."
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I've got to get in there."
Family Guy
"¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells ¶"
Family Guy
"ANNOUNCER: Only on Fox."
Family Guy
"Now, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?"
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"He made me a woman!"
Family Guy
"What about Beard Boy?"
Family Guy
"¶ Oh, what fun it is to ride ¶"
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"¶ ¶"
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