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Clips from The Golden Girls - Break In (S01E01)

"- Come on, honey, we'll all go. - You think I'm crazy."
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"No, I don't... but I do think you need help."
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"I mean, you don't eat, you don't sleep, you're afraid all the time."
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"You've got nothing to fear but fear itself..."
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"...and, of course, the boogeyman."
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"I always heard psychiatrists could read your mind, but he didn't do that."
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"Because there's nothing in your mind to read."
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"Ma!"
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"Anyway, I liked him. He was very understanding."
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"Pay me $85, I'll be understanding..."
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"...and make you marble cake!"
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"- And he liked me. - Oh, Blanche, how do you know that?"
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"Because he kept saying, "Blanche, how do you feel?""
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"I hate psychiatrists. They blame everything on the mothers."
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"- Sophia, he didn't blame you. - You heard what he said -"
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""We're afraid because our mothers taught us to be afraid. ""
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"For survival, Ma. They had to. I mean, what's a mother supposed to say?"
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""Don't be afraid of strangers. Eat their candy. Get into their cars"?"
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"- He made me feel better. - Me, too."
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"Of course, your speech endorsing public beheadings with no trial,"
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"I think got him a little concerned."
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"I know. He wants to see me again, but I think it's personal."
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"In my day, we didn't have therapy. We were too busy looking for food."
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"Looking for food? You mean, to take back to your cave?"
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"Rose, your father was a dairy farmer. You looked for food in your freezer."
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"The psychiatrist didn't make me feel better."
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"I feel better that you all feel better, but I don't feel any better."
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"- Not even a little? - No. In fact, I feel worse."
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"- Why worse? - He was my last hope."
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"I've got to get some sleep. I have to get up soon. Good night, everybody."
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"- Good night, honey. - Good night?"
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"Boy, we really have a problem."
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"I know. The police are doing nothing about my jewels."
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"Not that!"
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"There is a woman in there so terrified something is going to happen at night"
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"- that she sleeps only in the daytime. - I know."
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"Then at sunset, she makes a big pot of coffee and sits up all night with that gun."
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"It's better than having that dog..."
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"...as long as she doesn't wet the floor."
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"You shot my vase!"
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"I heard footsteps and a man's voice and the alarm went off!"
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"It was Lester. He accidentally set off the alarm!"
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"- Oh, I'm sorry! - You shot my vase!"
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"- I didn't shoot Lester. - I'd rather you shot Lester."
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"- I think I'll pass on the nightcap, Blanche. - Go on home, you old fool."
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"- What happened? - She shot my vase!"
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"Thank God. I hated that thing."
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"What are you doing shooting? Are you crazy?"
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"I heard a noise. I thought it was the robbers."
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"I manage to live 80, 81 years."
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"I survive pneumonia, two operations, a stroke..."
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"One night, I'll belch and Stable Mable here will blow my head off!"
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"This is crippling you!"
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"Just save whatever pieces you find. I can glue it back together."
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"You bet - whatever I find. I love that vase."
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"Rose, you cannot go on this way."
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"Life isn't worth living if you're gonna live it with this kind of fear."
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"Now, honey, we were robbed. It's scary, but it happens."
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"And now it's over, and the robbers are gone."
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"I know. I know that. I know it's over."
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"I know they're gone, but not for me!"
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"Oh, dear God."
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"Lady, wait!"
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"Hey, lady!"
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"Three and one is four, and ten is 14."
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"And a double letter score is 18, 19, 20, 23."
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"And a triple word score makes a total of 69 points. I win."
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"Wait a minute, wait a minute."
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"- There is no such word as that. - There certainly is."
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"Fine. I'll look it up, and if it isn't in the dictionary, I win."
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"- We don't have a dictionary. - Yes, we do."
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"Not anymore. The robbers took it."
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"They stole our dictionary?"
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"That's right. Too bad."
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"Ma, "disdam" is not a word. You made it up."
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"- It's a word. - Fine. Use it in a sentence."
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""You're no good at disdam game. ""
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"They caught them. They caught the scum."
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"- That's wonderful! - It is for you. They found your stole."
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"- They didn't find my jewels. - Oh, honey, I'm sorry."
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"They can sell my jewelry, you see. It's worth somethin'."
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"Who would want that thing? Nobody wears stoles anymore."
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"My mama's jewels, out there on the black market,"
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"I just can't wait to testify in court. I want to see those guys fry."
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"Well, everybody, you will never guess what I did today."
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"- What? - I was in this parking garage."
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"I had to go to the dentist 'cause I lost my crown in a nectarine."
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"There was no parking on the street. There I was, all alone."
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"It was my nightmare come true. Someone was after me."
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"I ran, he ran. I ran faster, he ran faster."
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"- No! - He grabbed my arm,"
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"and I turned around and dropped him."
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"Kneed him right in his safe-deposit box."
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"Dropped him like a sack of potatoes. He lay on the ground,"
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"and he was writhing and groaning and screaming in agony."
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"And I stood over him, and I looked at this pitiable creature,"
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"and I thought, "I can take care of myself!""
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"I'm not helpless. I'm gonna be OK!"
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"I have faith again. Kill the killers!"
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"- This calls for champagne. I'll get it. - Honey, there's none on ice."
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"I'll put some in the freezer."
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"So what happens now? I guess you press charges, right?"
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"Well, no. No, actually not."
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"- He might press charges, though. - Why?"
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"You see, the guy that was moaning and screaming"
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"and groaning in agony was the parking attendant."
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"But I'm not afraid anymore!"
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"I know that when it comes right down to it, I can take care of myself."
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"Oh, honey, I always knew you could."
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"- Oh, damn. - What?"
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"- My jewelry... - Oh, please, Blanche."
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"- Enough with your jewelry! - No, I found it."
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"- What? - It was in the freezer!"
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"- Oh, Blanche, that's wonderful! - It was there all the time?"
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"If you'd had your way, the robbers would've been beheaded."
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"That doesn't matter. The point is, they stole your stole."
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"A beautiful stole. You can't replace it."
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"They don't make 'em anymore. Look here..."
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"Good night, Rose."
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"The gardener, trimming the hedge."
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