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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart-Mangled Banner (S15E15)

"You're right. This is it!"
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"Only babies and ex-junkies are afraid of needles."
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"And when you're done, I've got more lollies."
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"Black-on-black violence must end."
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"Oh."
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"I can't hear!"
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"Oh, it's a good pen. Try it out."
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"(STATIC CRACKLING) (INAUDIBLE)"
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"Psych! (LAUGHS)"
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"Pregnant Bart, and my personal favorite,"
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"Railroad Spike-Through-Head Bart."
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"I'm your man, boss!"
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"There's the boy who bared his bottom to Old Glory"
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"and the family that applauds his every moonery!"
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"No one calls me unpatriotic!"
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"(EXCLAIMS) Uh-oh."
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""Homer, stop it!""
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"Homer! This bar's only for real Americans"
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"I'm all alone!"
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"you just start crying and pretend you don't."
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"But I don't hate this country."
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"Don't miss it!"
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"Not the Boneys!"
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"(HUMMING)"
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"Come on, kid, go! You got the red!"
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"Apu, aren't you going a bit overboard with the patriotism?"
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"I'd like to say something about"
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"Oh, put a cork in it."
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""Congress shall make no law""
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"I'm sure your opinion will not go unnoticed."
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"Simpsons, you are under arrest"
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"It's not a jail. It's a reeducation center."
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"You traitors pipe down! You're all here because you hate freedom!"
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"My only crime was driving a truck full of explosives in from Canada."
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"But this is what I believe in now."
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"Make your break at the end of your act."
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"I don't want to end up like Elmo, hanging himself in prison."
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"and we shall mock the country that saved us twice from the Germans!"
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"Your women don't age. Like Catherine Deneuve."
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"Eh, you wait till you see her up close, then you tell me."
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"The food is so delicious here."
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"I think I'm going to like this America."
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"(SINGING) Everywhere around the world"
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"English - US - PSDH"
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"(SINGING) The Simpsons"
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"D'oh!"
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"(SCREAMING) (TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(MICROWAVE DINGS)"
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"How's the ice cream, kids?"
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"BOTH: Great!"
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"Who's ready for a kitten?"
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"I am! Make mine calico!"
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"Here you go."
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"(MEWING)"
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"This whole morning has been wonderful..."
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"(KITTEN PURRING)"
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"Too wonderful."
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"They're selling us to be crash test dummies."
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"Oh, please let it be Volvo."
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"Oh, you children are too suspicious."
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"(QUIETLY) it's go time."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"it's shot day! (ALL SHRIEKING)"
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"Welcome to Hell... man Avenue Medical Plaza."
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"(WHIMPERING)"
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"Children, you should be grateful you live in a country"
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"where childhood diseases have been practically..."
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"Karate! Ow!"
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"Bart! That hobo skeleton is not a toy!"
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"This is ridiculous."
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"Stick me, Chuckles!"
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"(WHIMPERING) Can I have a lollipop?"
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"Well, that just leaves Bart."
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"Don't forget Maggie."
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"Oh, I got her when your heads were turned. Got her good!"
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"Now, Bart, just look out the window."
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"It'll take your mind off the pain."
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"No, thanks. I already helped myself."
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"See you later, inoculator."
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"(CAR SPEEDING AWAY)"
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"He can run, but nobody escapes the needle."
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"Charlene, cancel all my appointments."
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"But, I need that kidney now."
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"(SINGING) One way or another I'm gonna find ya"
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"One way or another I'm gonna win ya"
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"I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha"
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"I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha"
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"One day, maybe next week"
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"I'm gonna meetcha, I'm gonna meetcha I'll meetcha"
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"That was for Dr. King."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"Don't feel bad, Doc. I won't even let my mom clip my toenails."
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"(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)"
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"BARNEY: I guess you're just too smart for me, Bart."
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"What?"
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"Ha-ha!"
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"Huh?"
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"(STRUGGLING)"
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"Thanks, Barney. Moe, we won't need you now."
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"Okay. Well, I really enjoyed being you, Dr. Hibbert."
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"Oh, by the way, you're not welcome in the library no more."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Now, that wasn't so bad, was it, Bart?"
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"You know sometimes the fear of..."
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"(STATIC CRACKLING)"
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"Whoa. Something's wrong!"
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"Doctor, perform a diagnosis!"
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"Hmm..."
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"I'm afraid the inoculation has swollen his ear holes shut."
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"Maybe this would be a good time"
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"to talk about the side effects."
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"The boy's hearing should clear up in a day."
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"If it doesn't, call me in the Bahamas."
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"For now, he can express himself with this complimentary pen."
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"Cool."
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