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Clips from Deadwood - Here Was a Man (S01E01)

A man, pushed off or whatever the hell else.

"A man, pushed off or whatever the hell else."

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If it meant my leaving camp

"If it meant my leaving camp"

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then I'm glad it was you that tied him up, Al,

"then I'm glad it was you that tied him up, Al,"

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where I heard he was gambling all night.

"where I heard he was gambling all night."

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Well, uh...

"Well, uh..."

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Oh, I see.

"Oh, I see."

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Well, I mean, because his game at my place yesterday

"Well, I mean, because his game at my place yesterday"

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was this far from coming to lead.

"was this far from coming to lead."

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Him and this droop-eyed hoople-head,

"Him and this droop-eyed hoople-head,"

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I mean, if that gives him offense or umbrage,

"I mean, if that gives him offense or umbrage,"

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We made no agreement.

"We made no agreement."

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What do you think of the new joint?

"What do you think of the new joint?"

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Nice sign.

"Nice sign."

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Jack fuckin' high!

"Jack fuckin' high!"

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That's what I held.

"That's what I held."

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I bet every fuckin' cent.

"I bet every fuckin' cent."

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I state a fact. I live by a fact--

"I state a fact. I live by a fact--"

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Anyways, it's over.

"Anyways, it's over."

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With your cunt-- your eye movin'.

"With your cunt-- your eye movin'."

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Give me a buck, see what part of you gets shot

"Give me a buck, see what part of you gets shot"

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because I--

"because I--"

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I possess a fuckin' gun that I didn't bet.

"I possess a fuckin' gun that I didn't bet."

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What'd you take off of me?

"What'd you take off of me?"

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The tag from your new suit.

"The tag from your new suit."

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I believe no.

"I believe no."

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Lou: He too is God's handiwork.

"Lou: He too is God's handiwork."

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Bring a bunch a chips over here

"Bring a bunch a chips over here"

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and let's get a poker game going!

"and let's get a poker game going!"

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I don't know this camp.

"I don't know this camp."

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Yeah, she would.

"Yeah, she would."

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Not that she ought to stick around.

"Not that she ought to stick around."

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All right.

"All right."

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till that saloon-keep decides I can't be trusted

"till that saloon-keep decides I can't be trusted"

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She oughtta be lookin' for a wagon.

"She oughtta be lookin' for a wagon."

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I like Ellsworth too.

"I like Ellsworth too."

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There's a difference between talking a lot,

"There's a difference between talking a lot,"

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He don't get into other people's business.

"He don't get into other people's business."

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So Ellsworth has to leave camp over the difference?

"So Ellsworth has to leave camp over the difference?"

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He said tell him if those was the choices.

"He said tell him if those was the choices."

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Which?

"Which?"

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Takes my 150 then tells her not to sell.

"Takes my 150 then tells her not to sell."

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Does this make sense to you, huh?

"Does this make sense to you, huh?"

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She pays Hickok to come talk to me.

"She pays Hickok to come talk to me."

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He goes back, tells her to sell.

"He goes back, tells her to sell."

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And then she says she needs more time to make up her mind.

"And then she says she needs more time to make up her mind."

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(growls)

"(growls)"

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That idiot couldn't put one in his ear.

"That idiot couldn't put one in his ear."

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If you're talking about Tom Mason, I'd say that's water under the bridge.

"If you're talking about Tom Mason, I'd say that's water under the bridge."

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I'd say Hickok has to die if I have to kill him myself.

"I'd say Hickok has to die if I have to kill him myself."

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Jesus, Al, with all that's going on?

"Jesus, Al, with all that's going on?"

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How would it sit with the widow, for one thing?

"How would it sit with the widow, for one thing?"

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Let me pose you a question, EB, you fuckin' cunt!

"Let me pose you a question, EB, you fuckin' cunt!"

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Someone comes at you, what are you supposed to do about it?

"Someone comes at you, what are you supposed to do about it?"

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And I'll pose you a question back, Al Swearengen!

"And I'll pose you a question back, Al Swearengen!"

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If a friend, or at least a professional colleague,

"If a friend, or at least a professional colleague,"

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and who isn't, what are you supposed to do then, huh?!

"and who isn't, what are you supposed to do then, huh?!"

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I don't think Hickok's coming at ya, Al. No, I don't.

"I don't think Hickok's coming at ya, Al. No, I don't."

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I think you're a man with so many different responsibilities

"I think you're a man with so many different responsibilities"

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I'd sooner the cocksucker was dead. Simplify working the widow.

"I'd sooner the cocksucker was dead. Simplify working the widow."

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Bella Union cocksuckers to worry about

"Bella Union cocksuckers to worry about"

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You got a full plate.

"You got a full plate."

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Hey hey hey!

"Hey hey hey!"

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Get the bottle.

"Get the bottle."

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That's using your old noggin, Al.

"That's using your old noggin, Al."

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Get yourself some relief.

"Get yourself some relief."

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Let the world do its own spinnin'.

"Let the world do its own spinnin'."

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If I had somethin' to tell you, Ellsworth, one way or another

"If I had somethin' to tell you, Ellsworth, one way or another"

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I'd tell it to you.

"I'd tell it to you."

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Well, then I reckon I'll have another drink.

"Well, then I reckon I'll have another drink."

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Who is it?

"Who is it?"

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Wait a second, honey.

"Wait a second, honey."

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Give me just a second.

"Give me just a second."

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I fell asleep.

"I fell asleep."

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I broke up three catfights, Andy.

"I broke up three catfights, Andy."

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I fell right the hell to sleep.

"I fell right the hell to sleep."

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You ready to meet some strange?

"You ready to meet some strange?"

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Tell you the truth, Joanie, I'm...

"Tell you the truth, Joanie, I'm..."

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feelin' outta sorts.

"feelin' outta sorts."

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Well, you had a long trip.

"Well, you had a long trip."

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And I've heard worse confessions.

"And I've heard worse confessions."

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which I hope you'll keep to yourself.

"which I hope you'll keep to yourself."

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Why don't you lie back and let me get your boots off?

"Why don't you lie back and let me get your boots off?"

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I don't think you should touch me, honey.

"I don't think you should touch me, honey."

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That's the gospel on that score.

"That's the gospel on that score."

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No girl in the world ever got sick pulling off

"No girl in the world ever got sick pulling off"

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I won't take more liberties.

"I won't take more liberties."

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$50 an issue.

"$50 an issue."

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Well, uh, frankly, sir,

"Well, uh, frankly, sir,"

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wildly incommensurate with the accompanying articles.

"wildly incommensurate with the accompanying articles."

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I never heard that word in my life.

"I never heard that word in my life."

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(laughing)

"(laughing)"

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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Oh oh, oh no!

"Oh oh, oh no!"

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Maybe that would make an article:

"Maybe that would make an article:"

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a man learns to shoot the craps.

"a man learns to shoot the craps."

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Cy: Well, we're agreed on $50 an issue.

"Cy: Well, we're agreed on $50 an issue."

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I feel almost duty-bound to remonstrate you, sir.

"I feel almost duty-bound to remonstrate you, sir."

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Three months in advance, Eddie.

"Three months in advance, Eddie."

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$50 an issue.

"$50 an issue."

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Seriously?

"Seriously?"

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Don't let him take your money, Mr. Merrick,

"Don't let him take your money, Mr. Merrick,"

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while he's teaching you this game.

"while he's teaching you this game."

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Maybe he does.

"Maybe he does."

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Get the doc.

"Get the doc."

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Thank you for your help.

"Thank you for your help."

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I'll look forward to Mr. Bullock contacting me.

"I'll look forward to Mr. Bullock contacting me."

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I'm not certain.

"I'm not certain."

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You can trust him to see to your interests.

"You can trust him to see to your interests."

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Of course.

"Of course."

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I can, Mr. Hickok.

"I can, Mr. Hickok."

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And I told him to head home to avoid a dark result.

"And I told him to head home to avoid a dark result."

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But I didn't say it in thunder.

"But I didn't say it in thunder."

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Ma'am...

"Ma'am..."

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Very good luck to you.

"Very good luck to you."

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The boy said someone fell?

"The boy said someone fell?"

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Come ahead.

"Come ahead."

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This little one's cool as a cucumber.

"This little one's cool as a cucumber."

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Fever and you parted ways, young lady.

"Fever and you parted ways, young lady."

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(speaking Norwegian)

"(speaking Norwegian)"

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He'll help the widow.

"He'll help the widow."

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