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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Time's Up for the Gang (S13E13)

"What the customer did was harassment."
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"-Right. -Yes. Ifit were you."
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"And so, take in the information, but don't take it personally."
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"His-his Uncle Jack got to him pretty good."
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"-No, Uncle Jack never molested me. -Oh."
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"-He got you big time. -You weren't there."
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"-You wrote a whole play about it. -Yeah, you did write a play."
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"What? Oh, c... That's ludicrous."
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"No, it's true. Like, a couple years ago,"
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"-Oh, God. -You had sex with Dee?"
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"We, okay, it was a mistake."
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"-Yeah, I'll say. -I-It... I re-I regret every second of it,"
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"I totally wanted her to stop, and, like,"
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"I was very intimidated by her larger frame."
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"I have a petite frame. I... I-It's a Thumbelina frame."
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"Yeah, and I kept saying... [muffled protests]"
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"And you're like, "Shut up! Stop talking! Be still."
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"Jesus, Dee. Ugh, God."
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"All right, but, yeah... [stammers]"
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"Either way, It does... I can't molest you, you know?"
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"Right, right? Back me up, girlfriend."
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"Actually, a woman cansexually harass and even rape a man."
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"-[bell dings, clock ticking] -Gosh, I mean, maybe."
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"No, no, no, no. You don't, you don't just throw around"
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"FRANK: Yello?"
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"What? Wha... Well, find her through the abortion records."
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"Can the group from Paddy's Pub please focus up."
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"You guys have been very disruptive."
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"Well, maybe you should explain it more better,"
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"Maybe if you stopped interrupting."
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"Maybe if you two stopped sucking a fat dick."
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"-You do suck a fat dick. -You've sucked a dick through this process."
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"[all groaning]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Well, goddamn it."
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"DENNIS: All right, calm down, calm down."
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"It's o... Everybody take it easy,"
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"You know, we're gonna get through this, I-I think."
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"Look, Kate, uh, you two are clearly"
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"Right? Yeah. You're never gonna be able to rein in"
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"this particular group, so I tell you what--"
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"I have some experience running, uh,"
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"little educational seminars like this,"
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"so why don't I take over for a little bit?"
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"You guys, scoot. All right? On your bikes."
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"And 100% of women"
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"are capable of being sexually harassed."
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"Now, am I saying that all men"
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"are sexual harassers? No, no, no, no. No, no."
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"Yes, some men are, uh, well,"
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"they're-they're sexual harassers,"
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"but they don't represent all men, you know,"
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"just like all women aren't represented"
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"by a few bad ones, you know? Women like, uh..."
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"You know, and of course..."
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"And then we got..."
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"Point is,"
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"that gender really doesn't have anything to do with it."
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"There's really only one thing that determines"
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"whether a person will be accused of sexual harassment,"
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"and that is..."
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"-[all gasping] -Let me explain."
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"Now, you see how the, how the arrow plunges"
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"Now, I want you to imagine a scenario for me."
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"sees a woman, and says, "I like your dress.""
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"Now imagine the same sentence spoken by this man."
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"Suddenly, you're very uncomfortable."
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"We're all uncomfortable just looking at him now."
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"Because he's gross, he's ugly, he's a little bit of a monster."
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"Now, is it this man's fault that he looks this way?"
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"No. He was, he was born this way, but the point is,"
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"I know it's not myfault, you know?"
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"It's certainly not the woman's fault, you know?"
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"Point is, know your place, monster man. Your time's up."
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"Everyone in this room is. I-I did a scan."
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"And, yes, money can offset and reduce ugliness,"
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"but it actually increases your risk."
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"You see, a construction worker, he can can catcall women"
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"'cause nobody gives a shit, but a rich guy..."
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"-A rich guy's fun to take down. -[clock ticking]"
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"Time's up."
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""I can't be ugly, and-and it doesn't matter,"
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"because I'm gay.""
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"-[chuckles] -Well, guess what, pal?"
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"You-you are ugly,"
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"you work out. It's never gonna change that fact."
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"You've also objectified tons of men, including me."
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"You know, you got to stop kissing me, man."
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"I don't want it. I don't want you touching me at all."
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"Not willingly. Your time's up."
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"[bell dings]"
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"Okay, you're-you're a sad, pathetic wretch of a man,"
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"so desperate to be loved"
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"that you'll actually go rifling through somebody's garbage."
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"Yeah, so you te... No, not him."
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"Not him, either. Yeah, I am talking"
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"about y... You know what, never mind. Your time's up."
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""I-I... See, I can't be ugly, all right?"
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"-[clock ticking] -Well, no, women can be ugly,"
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"Is it a wig? Doesn't matter. Your time's up."
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"-[bell dings] -But guys,"
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"I got some good news for you."
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"Okay? It's not a crime to be ugly."
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"But you can't be ugly"
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"andsloppy."
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"So, take me, for example."
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"That is 11% body fat. Now, the only place you're gonna..."
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"-What year was that photo taken? -No, no, no."
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"So just... Yeah."
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"I got the tapes. I got the receipts."
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"They're all time-stamped and coded."
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"After every encounter, I received a text"
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"Now, you may ask, "Well..."
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"would a woman really-really text that, Dennis?""
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"You got to clean up your act. Otherwise, you're going down,"
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"and I ain't going down."
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"You understand? I've been telling you this for years,"
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"but you refused to listen."
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"And so that's why I had to find a way to make you listen,"
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"-[crowd murmuring] -What?"
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