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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Time's Up for the Gang (S13E13)

"so we don't get accused."
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"We don't want the whole system to collapse,"
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"-It'd be chaotic. Yeah, yeah. -Ease into it. -Yeah."
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"-Oh, "MeToo." -Very good."
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"I saw it in the bathroom. I sought it out."
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"Charlie, this is a sexual harassment seminar."
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"There are no "good seats." Where are you going?"
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"Because some Internet warrior put Paddy's on a list"
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"-Not in this climate. -Right."
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"Ugh! You kids and your climates."
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"Back in the day, I banged all my secretaries."
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"-Frank. -That's the way you did it."
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"You hire some girl with no experience,"
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"It's a win-win situation for everybody,"
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"Frank, modulate your volume, okay? This is serious, okay?"
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"I'm not worried about anything, man. If anyone should be"
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"worried about weird shit with women, it's you, bro."
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"-[Frank chuckles] -The only reason we're here"
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"is because you DENNIS'd someone, probably,"
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"and she put us on the list. We're only here 'cause of you."
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"Yeah, you perv. You happy now?"
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"-You happy? -Happy?"
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"[scoffs] You guys, this isn't about me."
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"I don't know if you noticed,"
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"but women are on a little bit of a rampage right now"
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"so, you know, no, I'm not happy right now."
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"Who could possibly be happy right now?"
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"Who's ready to party?!"
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"♪ Time's up, time's up, time's up♪"
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"Hello. I'm Kate."
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"And I want to begin today by addressing the reason"
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"that we're all here, the so-called"
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""Shitty Bar List" of unsafe places for women."
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"How many points do we need?"
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"I'm sorry, points?"
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"Yeah, how many points do we need to score"
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"to get our name taken off the list?"
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"Oh. No, there's no points."
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"I mean, otherwise, how could the Eagles"
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"All you have to do is complete the seminar"
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"and then your bar will have its name removed from the list."
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"-There you go. Simple. -CHARLIE: Yeah, but our-our name"
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"shouldn't even be on that list 'cause, like,"
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"Well, I'm sure a lot of people here today feel that way,"
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"Ma'am, that kind of language is inappropriate"
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"in a professional setting."
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"That's one of the things that you'll learn in the seminar."
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"Uh, yes? Do you have a question?"
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"but since you asked, the federal law is 300 days"
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"Sir, are you leaving?"
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"They got nothing on me past '92, tops."
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"Uh, pardon me, Kate, but, um, aren't some states considering"
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"doing away with the statute of limitations altogether?"
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"Some states like, uh, Nevada?"
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"Can they do that?"
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"It's possible. Yes."
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"Ah, it's getting warm in here."
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"You can continue now."
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"I promise you there will be no further interruptions."
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"Right. We're gonna jump right into the group work."
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"Half of you are gonna go with me"
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"Hello, everyone. I'm Alan."
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"Oh! Here comes the boss man."
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"-Finally, a dude. -Yeah."
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"Yeah, okay, cool. He's in charge."
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"Uh, ma'am? Could we go with Alan, please?"
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"Actually, I think we should split your group up."
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"That's, uh, that's gonna be a lot harder for me"
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"I'm gonna work really hard and get all the points and..."
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"What is with you and the points?"
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"There are no points. We established that."
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"but this isn't the Eagles. Okay?"
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"-This is a seminar. -MAC: Go Birds, though."
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"ALAN: So, in this room"
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"we're going to be talking about harassment"
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"And thank you to Elliot who's agreed to play our boss."
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"I'll just need another volunteer from the group."
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"Sir, would you mind just jumping in for me?"
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"Um, great. So just read from the script"
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"and I'll jump in as and when."
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""Good morning, boss.""
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""Hello, Johnson. Have that report on my desk by 5:00."
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"-"Hey, did you see the boobs on that new intern?" -And stop."
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"Now, that's actually a common misconception, okay?"
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"Lewd comments can be a form of harassment"
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"even if directed to a third party."
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"No, sorry. It's-it's actually,"
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"it's the employee who's talking to the boss"
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"that is the one that was offended."
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"I mean, not this guy 'cause the boss sucks at telling jokes."
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"-No offense to you, sir. -Well, also, we really don't know how funny the joke is yet"
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"'cause we haven't seen the girl's boobs. Can we see them?"
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"Um, so, uh, Mac, what is it that you do at the bar?"
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"-I am the head of security at Paddy's Pub. -He's our doorman."
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"-No, he's just, like, our gay guy now. -No, well..."
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"-He should. -Not once has he ever checked an ID."
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"-It's one aspect of the job. -Yeah, he should."
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"Why don't you, why don't you hop up here and we'll do a little"
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"scenario that-that might be a little more familiar to you."
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"-You are very tall. -Yes, I am."
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"Now, should I take my shirt off for the scenario?"
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"Because I feel like standing next to you,"
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"they're not gonna be as intimidated,"
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"but if I were to take my shirt off, they would be intimidated."
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"So, uh, can we also get a female customer?"
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"-Ooh, yeah. -A volunteer?"
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"-I will be the young female customer. -[groans]"
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"Young female customer. Great, good. Yes."
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"Okay. Well, um, just, uh, do your job as you would normally"
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"if you cross over into any gray areas."
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"Uh, you're just trying to get into the bar."
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"Why? I just drank three beers on the way over."
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"You don't show up at a bar sober."
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"Just you're trying to get into the bar."
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"-You're the doorman. -Right."
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"And how many drinks have I had at this point?"
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"You are... you're not in the scenario."
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"-I've had five. -Okay. Marvelous."
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"Let's, uh, let's begin whenever you're ready."
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"[clears throat] Excuse me, sir, have you..."
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