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Clips from The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XIII (S14E14)

"Can you recommend some activities?"
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"Well, one activity you might enjoy is not asking questions."
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"...if he'd had the eyes of an eagle or could spray stink on his critics."
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"I mean "bird.""
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"No! Wait a minute now."
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"...with the basting and the butterballing..."
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"...and the chestnut stuffing in my pupik."
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"Homie, something very creepy is going on here."
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"I think I'm going to do a little sleuthing."
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"Bring back some ice."
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""House of pain." This must be where you pay the bill."
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"Unh. What's up, honey? Want a little loving?"
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"Okay, that hurts more than it tickles."
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"Marge, you were like a wild beast."
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"So voracious and prowly."
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"And I've never seen you use your tail like that."
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"Which I have to admit, I sort of suspected during the sex."
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"Gotta find a way to change Marge back."
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"And replace the M&M'S I took from the minibar."
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"Flanders."
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"Oh, a perfect vacation ruined."
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"Uh, I really don't wanna do that, Ned."
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"Oh, come on, Homer. All I'm asking is for you to yank my teats..."
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"...and harvest my milk. - Ugh, fine."
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"Ooh, that's nice. You're actually quite gentle when you wanna be."
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"You know, you're not helping."
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"In the jungle, the creepy jungle"
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"Huh! What's that?"
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"I'm a dog."
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"Hear me, accursed brethren."
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"Please, throw them on the bonfire and embrace your animal essence."
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"I can't believe it. Hibbert's turned you all into human guinea pigs."
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"We prefer "Italian-American pigs.""
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"Hey, Dad, check it out."
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"Lisa. Ugh!"
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"What game?"
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"Let's Eat Maggie."
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"You must fight back against the one who did this to you."
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"Yar, the half-man, half-gorilla speaks the truth."
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"Now, I admit I made a few mistakes, but all in the name of progress."
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"- It's Mr. Burns. - With a fox attitude."
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"Think about it, my hideous children."
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"Aren't you better off now than you were as humans?"
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"Me gusto pollen."
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"Disco Shrew can still boogaloo."
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"You guys are nuts."
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"All you can do is eat and sleep..."
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"...and mate, and roll around in your own filth..."
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"...and mate and eat... Where do I sign up?"
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"It's great. I haven't been this skinny since high school."
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"Homie, someone owes me a back scratch."
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"Look at that island shaped like our number four."
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"Ha, ha, I don't know, neighborinos. I'm all for Halloween fun..."
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"...but a séance sounds a little PG-13."
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"But this is your chance to contact your late wife, Maude."
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"Ned..."
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"...I'm back."
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"Chill out, dudes. It's me, Bart Simpson."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Maude. You still look as pretty as the day I buried you."
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"- Well, duh. - Then choke on these!"
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"Treehouse of Horror 13"
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"Now to spend some quality time away from my family."
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"I've got a list of things for you to do."
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"But someone made me too many pancakes..."
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"...and now I have to sleep them off."
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"Oh, those were for the Church breakfast."
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"Were they now?"
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"But I must warn you, this is no ordinary hammock."
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"Its webbing is a mesh of comfort and evil."
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"You had me at "comfort.""
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"Mm-hm. Hmm, Mr. Hammock, say hello to Madam Ass. Unh!"
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"What the...? It made another me."
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"- How cool is that? - Wa."
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"Shuttle's in the hangar."
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"Outstanding."
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"Speed it up, ugly."
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"Eh, he had a good run."
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"I'm gonna need help with this. Hmm."
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"No, you've got chores to do."
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"Chores? Me need clone."
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"Clone? That's ridiculous."
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"Where am I supposed to find a...?"
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"Wait a minute."
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"Wow, four of me."
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"I think this could be a magic hammock."
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"And it just might be the answer to my problems."
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"Uh..."
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"Does this make my hips look big?"
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"Outfit good, flatters butt."
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"Oh, aren't you a dear?"
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"Then after World War II, it got kind of quiet..."
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"...till Superman challenged FDR to a race around the world."
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"FDR beat him by a furlong."
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"Or so the comic books would have you believe."
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"The truth lies somewhere in between..."
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"Me good dad."
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"Hmm. Does Dad seem a little dumber than usual?"
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"Homie, you've been such a sweetheart today."
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"Let's go upstairs and..."
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"- I'll take it from here, fake-o. - Uh-uh."
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"Why you little... Aah!"
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"Man, are we evenly matched."
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"Me concur."
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"It would take three clones to beat the original Homer."
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"Hmm."
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"Kids, your father made us breakfast."
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"- Go, go, go. - Okay."
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"Say, Homer, I was, uh..."
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"I was wondering if I could borrow that chainsaw you, uh, stole from me."
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"Yeah, but you have to leave a credit card."
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"- No problem. Discover okay? - Ned."
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"Mm-hm."
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"Twenty-three."
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"Today, I'm gonna mow the lawn, do my taxes, shoot hoops with Bart..."
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"...and girl it up with Lisa."
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"Aw."
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"Now, before I abandon you in this cornfield..."
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"...does anyone remember the way home?"
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"I do."
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