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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Mcgoo (S03E03)

"Yeah, that was it. Remember?"
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"Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes. Hey, do you remember..."
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"Did I say that? Oh, my God. Every day."
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"Every day, it was "famous actress this" and "famous model that. ""
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"And all the kids did was laugh at you. That is a good memory."
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"Well, no. I mean, it inspired me."
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"I thought to myself, "If the Aluminum Monster can do it, then so can I.""
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"Gosh! Hey, so, did you ever do any of the..."
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"Well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah?"
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"Not-Not-Not... Yeah. Not right now... because I'm shopping."
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"Did you go to law school? Oh, my God, I did!"
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"You did? Yeah, for a little while. I loved it."
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"I would love to hang out. Hang out? We're gonna hang out! We're gonna do that!"
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"We're gonna do all of that! Okay."
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"I just ran into the biggest loser from my high school. And she owns this store!"
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"Really? I used to say all this stuff about..."
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"But it did the opposite. It, like, inspired her or something, which is terrible."
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"I'll tell you what. Calm down. Here's what you do, all right?"
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"Pop on a couple things, slip 'em on, we'll walk right out of here."
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"No. No, that's not good enough. I gotta beat her at her own game. Charlie?"
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"I can't believe you stole that shirt."
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"Come on. I steal lots of things. You don't have to get all huffy about it."
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"Let me take a look-see. I'll tell you if I like it or not. Charlie, I'm not ready."
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"What are you guys working on over there?"
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"Dee's designing a dress to put her old nerd friend back in her place."
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"Oh, which nerd friend? Um, the fat one."
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"That's right. Oh, your old sidekick. What's she been up to?"
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"Well, she owns her own, like, clothing store now, right?"
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"Because according to Dee, I'm a loser too. Did you know this?"
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"But, Sweet Dee, being a winner's not something that you can become."
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"Like us. Like me."
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"All right, let me take a look at this. No, hold on."
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"Let's just peek at it. I feel like you're gonna make fun of it."
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"Dee, when did... What is this? Is it a boat? Oh, no."
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"No, it's... It's a boat with a triangle in it."
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"It's not a boat. No, there's a cup and a straw."
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"Oh, it's a... It's a cocktail dress. That's a strap."
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"Oh, no. That's a plug. It's a light bulb. Well, in my head, it's very..."
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"It's elegant. It... I'm having a hard time putting it out onto paper..."
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"What is wrong with you? Smashed with hammers?"
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"Let me give it a shot. Dennis, take a stab at it."
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"I'm gonna start with the breasts. Oh, naturally."
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"Bountiful. Gorgeous, right? I would say so."
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"Oh, yeah! You see? Okay?"
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"That is some good... Then we move on to the waist."
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"Yes. Delicate, precise."
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"Damn, dude, you can draw. I'm getting kind of, like, a little flustered here."
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"I'll tell you what, dude. How about I take this sketch, right?"
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"And then I talk to Frank about, you know, a really good sewing machine."
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"And then I whip up a prototype... Oh, of my designs?"
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"What? You dick! Charlie, come on! I thought we were a team!"
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"It's not a raincoat! What is this? This woman doesn't even have a rib cage."
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"Doesn't matter, Dee. Because winners always win."
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"You're not a winner. You're not a winner because you used to be popular in high school."
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"But I think you peaked."
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"Peaked? Peaked, Dee?"
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"Mmm."
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"Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak."
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"And when I do peak, you'll know."
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"Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it."
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"I'm in my prime. And I bet you..."
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"that I could sell these dresses to Fatty Magoo just based on these sketches alone."
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"and Fatty Magoo will be putty in my hands."
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"'Cause us winners always win. He wasn't talking about you."
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"I... think he was."
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"Everywhere. Fix it."
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"Well, I'm trying, Frank! I've never spray-painted a chair before, okay?"
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"Why are you covering your mouth?"
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"Wait a second. Wait a second! What am I saying? What am I doing here?"
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"You're making my chair look like it was dipped in gold. Now get back to work."
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"Nobody is stupid enough to think that your chair was dipped in gold, Frank."
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"Really? Yeah."
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"If you make my chair look really nice, I will tell you."
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"I got you. Oh, great. Oh, good, good. Excellent."
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"I need to use your business connections to see if I can get a really cheap sewing machine."
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"Why? Dennis and I are gonna make a dress, see if we can sell it."
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"You're gonna go in the garment business? No, dude."
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"I'm just gonna make one single dress with Dennis."
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"Who's gonna run the operation? It's not an operation, dude."
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"Look, I just want your help getting a sewing machine."
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"Whoa. Wait. Has that chair been dipped in gold?"
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"giving a nice, subtle lift to the top of the dress..."
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"and keeping those fat tummies in check."
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"Gorgeous. Okay, Dennis, I'm confused."
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"Why's that? These are just pictures of women with giant breasts."
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"Yeah."
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"And in some of these sketches, the women aren't even wearing clothes."
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"Yes. Well, why?"
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"Listen, let me level with you."
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"Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses..."
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"and maybe if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you."
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"I might even consider having sex with you."
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"How does that sound? Terrible."
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"All right. Let's just calm down."
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"You're having a reaction. That's understandable. It's the nerd in you talking."
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"Why don't we start over? How many of my dresses would you like to order?"
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"None. Not one."
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"And winners, we don't listen to words like "no," or "don't," or "stop. ""
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"Those words are just not in our vocabulary. I know what you need."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Those words have never worked on me. I'll see you tomorrow."
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"Look, I am so confused. Why does she have light bulbs growing out of her neck?"
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"What? Yeah. You know what? I'll walk you through it."
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"I know you do. I walked in and saw you enjoying them very much this morning in the bar."
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"This again. I told you I was scratching myself, Dee!"
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"You were scratching hard and very vigorously. So..."
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"No. 'Cause that's the only way I can... It must've really itched."
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"All right. All right, fine. What is this thing?"
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"That is Dennis's prototype. Be careful with that. No, I know it's the prototype."
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"But I don't get how it works. You're asking a million questions!"
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"The pretty lady gets naked, of course."
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"And I help her into the prototype."
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"My hands sort of guiding along her body, making sure that it fits properly."
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"Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know?"
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"And she feels very excited. She feels very sensual."
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"And I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good."
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"But she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from?"
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"I accept, you know? And then, you know, we chitchat at her place. It's no big deal."
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"But eventually she says, you know, "Do you want to make love, Charlie?""
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"Oh, God. And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do. ""
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