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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Chirp (S02E02)

"Well, if anybody can find it... it's you."
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"- You sound horrible."
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"I'm coming with you."
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"I'm just happy you want Lily."
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"- Okay."
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"It's just one commercial."
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"Dennis to Shipping and Receiving."
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"Hola, Jack."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"No. You suffered a traumatic experience."
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"Guy's a screw-up. Should've been gone months ago."
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"Jesse, I'm sorry."
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"She caught your cold and had to come home."
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"Remember that? Nothing's changed."
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"Uh, Mrs. Vaughn, it's Phil Dunphy. It's about 3:30."
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"I can meet you any time, so just give me a call."
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"- that place is that you feel would be best."
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"I can't get Mom's cold."
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"You just sent me an urgent text saying to come right over."
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"Don't take the case, Mitchell."
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"Fine. Then under the circumstances, we have nothing further to talk about."
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"Ooh. Grapes."
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"Can he give her those years back?"
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"- That was the doorbell, Dad. - Yeah. I know."
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"It's just a little slump, buddy. Nothing I can't handle."
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"- I brought her phone back. She forgot it yesterday. - Great. Thanks."
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"Like, um..."
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"- Tell me. - Hire Jack back."
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"I have a list of things Lily can do."
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"I didn't like the book you bought her last week..."
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"No, you want the truth? I think it's about you, Cam."
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"Now, while we're doing the shoot..."
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"You're so blinded by the spotlight, you can't see what's really going on here."
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"It's not racist. It's satire."
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"This is the commercial you agreed to."
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"as interchangeable stereotypes, not human beings."
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"Goin' to meet your mother."
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"Ever."
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"See, she threw her life away, and now she wants out."
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"I don't want to hurt your feelings..."
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"Honestly, I don't know why everybody's making such a big deal."
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"Just need the ol' burglar basher."
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"Sweetie, you're having a bad day."
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"What are you doing? - Shush. Shush."
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"One of the smoke alarms is chirping."
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"I'm trying to figure out which one it is so I can change the battery."
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"Why don't, uh... Why don't you go back to bed?"
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"'Cause I've got too much to do."
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"I've gotta make the ladyfingers for the bake sale..."
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"and I've gotta go by the gym."
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"- I left my phone there yesterday. - I'll do all of that."
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"We're a team. When one of us is weak, we lean on the other."
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"Honey, you don't have to do that stuff."
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"Honey, with all you do for me..."
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"including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested..."
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"I got this."
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"Don't you have houses to show today?"
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"They... canceled."
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"Oh, pumpkin."
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"Are you kidding me? It's lucky."
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"This way I get to stay here and take care of you."
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"- Okay."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Dunphy. Is Haley ready for school?"
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"She's on her way down. Don't get too close to my wife."
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"Haley told you about that? It was just a dream."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Okay, that came from the kitchen. - I thought it was in here."
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"Really? Okay, you wait in here and listen for it."
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"I'm gonna wait in there."
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"I mean, it's the least I can do after... Well, you know."
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"Boy, I wish Haley would date some other boys."
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"What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?"
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"- Don't."
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"I just feel like she owes it to herself to see what else is out there."
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"The way that Dylan's always hanging around here..."
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"he's probably going to try to marry her the second she turns 18."
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"Hey, you never know. Maybe those two are meant to be together..."
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"Like we were."
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"Honey, Haley and Dylan are not us."
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"No, I think that amount will be fine."
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"I think you're going to be very happy with her."
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"Cam, did you just sell our baby?"
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"No, but do you remember that agent we met that represents child actors..."
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"the one who said Lily might have what it takes and gave us his card?"
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"- That I threw away. - That I fished out of the trash."
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"That was him on the phone."
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"They're shooting a children's furniture store commercial today..."
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"and they want Lily."
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"Look, I threw away that card for a reason."
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"Come on. It'll be fun. And Lily'll be on TV."
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"And we can put the money in her college account."
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"No. Let's just let our daughter have a normal childhood, huh?"
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"I think that gay cruise has sailed."
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"I don't like it. No. No."
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"Oh, what? So that's it?"
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"You're the parent with final say? Why is that?"
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"- Because you make the money? - It's not about that, and you know it."
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"I wouldn't expect you to understand us. You're not theater folk."
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"And neither are you. You did Godspell one summer in a barn."
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"You're barn folk."
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"Get used to that jealousy, Lily."
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"Ordinary people just don't understand us."
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"Hey, what are you guys doing here?"
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"Manny had a doctor's appointment so we're gonna catch lunch with Jay."
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"- Is he there? - Yeah, he's in back."
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"- Good day, Jackson. - Good day, Manuel."
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"- I see you're still forklifting. - More like lifting the fork."
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"Man. I was gonna say that joke."
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"I'm sorry, but I gotta have lunch with my wife today."
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"I know, baby, but I had to marry her so she could stay in the country."
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"Oh, no."
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"Where am I gonna find another husband that wears sweatpants to work?"
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"- Resort wear. - Mm-hmm. Maybe last resort."
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"I'm glad you guys stopped by for lunch, 'cause you know what?"
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"- I gotta work a little late tonight. - Oh, not tonight."
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"Did you forget our date?"
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"No. No. I was kidding."
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"I had no idea what she was talking about."
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"Gloria, God love her..."
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