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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Dance Dance Revelation (S02E02)

"You're playing a very dangerous game."
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"Hey, boys."
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"Look who it is, the guy that stole our parking spot."
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"Are you going to hit him? I'd totally hit him."
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"I'm not gonna hit him, but I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind."
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"Now, boys, pay attention. You wanna be men? This is how you handle a jerk like this."
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"Hey, chief."
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"- You know, you stole our parking space today. - What?"
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"That's right. I was waiting for the parking space, you sneaked right in there."
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"That make you feel like a big man?"
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"- Did I? I didn't even notice. - That's no excuse."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"My dog died today. I had to put him to sleep."
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"Fourteen years."
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"He was all I had."
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"Now I can't stand the thought of going back to my empty apartment."
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"- So I just keep wandering around the mall. - You know what?"
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"Forget about the... spot."
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"Do not hit him."
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"Oasis for Men?"
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"That's funny."
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"You made that sound like a question, then you didn't wait for me to answer."
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"- What? - Here, let me show you."
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"You go... You go, "Oasis for... Men?""
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"You see what I mean? You went "Oasis for... Men?""
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"You should have said, "Oasis for Men." Then I go, "Yeah. Give me two.""
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"But instead, you went, "Oasis for... Men.""
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"- Okay, I get it. - You see what I mean?"
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"- I get it! - No, I'm not sure you do! You sprayed before "men.""
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"You went "Oasis for... Men.""
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"- Men! Men! Men! Men! Men! - Stop it! Stop it!"
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"- Hey, Phil. - Hey."
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"I don't know what happened."
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"I just... I... I don't know what happened."
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"Look, I might have come down on you a little bit hard today. I'm sorry."
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"I remember pretending to go look for some socks."
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"I mean, it's, uh, my fault. I pushed your buttons."
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"My father-in-law was the same way with me. It was horrible."
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"Grandpa Lucus? He was a sweetheart."
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"Yeah, after the stroke mellowed him out good. Before, an animal."
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"We named Luke after him."
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"Everything I did was wrong."
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"If I said it was white, he'd say it was black."
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"Although he never said anything was black, 'cause he was a pretty big racist."
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"- I wear his watch. - I hated him."
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"Hated him!"
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"And I was thinking, I don't know..."
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"I don't want you to think the same way about me."
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"You ever think about maybe not being a jerk to me so much?"
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"You see, you got to stop taking that stuff personally."
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"I'm like that with everybody. I'm tough."
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"And mean."
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"I don't like to take guff."
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"- Or people's feelings into consideration. - Okay, okay."
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"I can't swear my way is the right way."
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"I see you smiling, skipping around..."
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"and I think sometimes, I don't know, maybe the boys would be better off..."
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"if they were a little bit more like you."
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"You know skipping burns more calories than running, that's..."
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"We're done here."
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"Oh, hey, listen. They didn't tell me, but what did you do to that guy? Did you get him?"
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"- Yeah. I sprayed him with cologne. - I'm sorry I asked."
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"No, but like a lot of cologne. I just like got way up in there."
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"Good boy."
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"- Did you find anything yet? - Yes. There's a whole section on biting on this mommy forum."
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"Oh, good. What does it say?"
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""My son was biting, so I got a stranger to yell at him."
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"- Idiots! - Cam."
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"I am not hiring some hobo to come over here and traumatize my child."
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"She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean."
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"Okay, you know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?"
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"I don't know anything anymore. What else does it say?"
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"Okay, well, this one says, "When my daughter bit her brother..."
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"I put a pinch of pepper in her mouth."
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"She cried and cried, but she never bit again." Smiley face."
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"Oh, well, the smiley face makes it okay."
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"I waterboarded our toddler. LOL."
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"All right, what do you suggest we do?"
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"That we log off the Spanish Inquisition Web site and handle this with love."
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"Okay, Lily."
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"# Take a bite of an apple #"
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"# Take a bite of a pear #"
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"# Take a bite of the cookie that you left over there #"
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"# Don't bite Taylor or Brandon or Sue #"
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"# Because people aren't food People aren't food #"
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"# Your friends will run away if they're scared of being chewed #"
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"# And as a side note, private parts are private ##."
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"Well, problem solved."
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"I know you're being sarcastic, but you don't know that it's not. Ow!"
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"Honey."
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"- Did she just bite you again? - No."
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"- That is it. I am getting the pepper. - No. No, you are not."
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"Cam, you're not doing her any favors by being soft."
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"Why don't you just skip the pepper, I'll get some pliers and we'll pull her teeth now!"
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"- Relax. It's a seasoning. - Okay, well, then, why don't you try some?"
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"- Stop it. - No, try a little."
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"- Stop it. - No, try a little bit."
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"- Stop it. - Don't you hit me."
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"- Stop it. - Here, put some in there. Ow! You bit me."
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"Well, why don't you sing me a song about it."
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"- Don't get me started. - Oh, come here."
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"- Luke, sweetie, are you wearing cologne? - No."
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"Dad attacked the perfume guy and then hugged me."
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"I saw the boys in those adorable little suits..."
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"It's not about me and my petty little competition with..."
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"with Gloria."
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"Okay, I'm gonna slow things down with a blast from the past for our chaperones."
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"- Oh. - # You were with me all the while #"
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"- I don't need a paper towel. - I'm sorry. I didn't even see you."
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"'Cause it's Gloria's night."
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"That's right. It's all about Gloria, Gloria, Gloria."
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"When you're done getting married..."
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"maybe you could mop this up a little."
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"What was that?"
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"It's this damn uniform."
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"##"
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"- Okay, we need to talk. - No, I am fine. I do not need to talk."
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"Well, you've been pushing me away the whole week. You've been fighting all my ideas."
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"That's because this is my thing, Gloria."
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"Why can't it be my thing too, Claire?"
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