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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Help Wanted (S02E02)

"Hundreds of paper clips in every conceivable color and size."
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"Who on earth would buy these things?"
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"We would."
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"Now, what's the first thing you do when you get to the office in the morning?"
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"That's right, you make coffee, so you need a coffee maker."
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"Let's see. Ugly, crappy, German, pretty."
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"Well, as long as it's pretty."
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"Is there no one here whose job it is to actually assist paying customers?"
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"No. That's how they can afford to sell this baby for 40% off."
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"40% off? I had no idea."
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"It's suddenly becoming clear to me that I'm an old man."
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"I don't recognize half the whatsits and doodads in here."
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"Here we have an assortment of magic sticks..."
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"and when you press down on paper, writing comes out."
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"Then you'll be really happy to have the ones you have left."
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"Now, paper."
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"All right. This ought to do nicely for now."
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"Are you going into business for two weeks?"
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"You're building an empire. Think big, Gilmore!"
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"Plus, if you get the box, it's cheaper."
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"It's how we do it at the inn."
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"You have to spend money to make money. Tip from me to you."
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"Good point. What else?"
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"- I strongly recommend a stapler. - Stapler."
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"- Some extra staples. - I'm way ahead of you."
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"- Good man. Post-its. - My goodness, look at all the Post-its."
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"I had no idea they came in so many shapes and colors."
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"I'm going to get a 12-pack for myself in various hues."
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"- Wise move. - And one for Emily."
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"She posts notes on her vanity mirror to remind her of various activities."
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"- She'll think it's Christmas. - Done."
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"Now, what else is on the hit parade?"
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"Might be controversial, but I was thinking of a three-hole punch if we can find one."
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"I think we're both up to the challenge. Shall we?"
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"- Dawn Powell? I've never heard of her. - Nobody has, which is a shame..."
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"because she wrote 16 amazing novels, nine plays and there are some who claim..."
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"it was Powell who made the jokes that Dorothy Parker got credit for."
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"- Blasphemy! - I know."
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"I won't hold it against her till I have proof..."
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"she was involved with the smear campaign."
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"Look! They finally took the boards off the windows."
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"- I wonder what it's going to be. - I don't know."
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"- What's that in the corner? - I think it's a bass."
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"It's a bass! And there are guitars on the wall."
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"Much better than the ceramic circus store we thought was going in."
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"I can't believe it! Stars Hollow has taken its first steps toward being cool."
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"I wonder when it'll open."
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"If you keep pushing on the glass, much sooner than anticipated."
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"- Hey, hold on a sec. - Why? What's wrong?"
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"Nothing. I'll be right back."
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"- Taylor. - Rory, hello."
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"Hi. Listen, I just wanted to..."
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"- Does it hurt? - No, not much."
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"I'm not. Don't worry."
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"Good, because pain is your body's way of saying..."
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"'I'm not okay now, but I will be soon. '"
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"I will remember that."
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"You don't want to shut your body up too soon. That's called death."
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"Right."
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"Taylor, listen, I just wanted to apologize to you."
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"- About what? - About the other night."
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"My car hit the bench that had your brand-new Doose's Market sign on it."
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"I know how much that sign meant to you. I am so sorry it was ruined."
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"But my car hit the bench."
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"Your car hit the bench because that Jess was driving."
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"Well, yeah, but..."
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"That boy is a walking natural disaster. They should name a tornado after him!"
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"But he didn't cause it."
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"You don't have to explain a thing to me."
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"I know there's no way that you would be involved in something like that..."
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"if it weren't for that Sal Mineo wannabe."
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"Believe me, Chachi and Chachi alone will be held responsible for that incident."
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"Okay? Good."
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"That's my home phone number, my pager number..."
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"my cell number and a partial list of references."
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"I am licensed to carry a gun, if that will help."
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"You have no idea how much."
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"We like the looking. It's the touching we're a little iffy on."
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"Actually, I was just going..."
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"That would have been construed as touching, huh?"
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"Oh, my."
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"That's a DW drum set with Zildjian cymbals."
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"- It's beautiful. - You play?"
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"Oh, no. I wish."
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"- Sit. - What?"
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"- Sit down. See how it feels. - I couldn't."
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"- Why, your legs don't bend? - No, they bend."
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"- If they bend, then bend them. - Well, okay."
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"- This is a good stool. - Yes, it is. Here."
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"You can't sit down at a drum set without your sticks."
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"Right, 'cause that would be stupid."
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"Remember, no touching."
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"- You look good. - Thanks."
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"Granted, the European insurance market still needs some restructuring..."
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"but it's growing at a remarkable rate. What am I basing it on?"
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"Clive, surely you've seen the latest Eurostat."
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"Yes, I've got it right in front of me. Eurostat."
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"Yes, here it is. Let's see."
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"The highest contributions in absolute terms..."
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"were reached in the United Kingdom, Germany, and the Netherlands."
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"Yes, I would have to look up those specific coding and reference numbers."
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"Yes, I've got them right here."
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"Here they are."
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"Are you interested in the Netherlands?"
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"That market will go through the roof."
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"Gilmore Group. May I help you?"
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"Margie doesn't work for the company."
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"I'm the one who called to schedule the DSL appointment. Well, no."
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"We really need the DSL line installed today."
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"It's just awful being without it."
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"Okay, if you can make it before 5:00, everything's good..."
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"because the cable modem people are dropping by about 5:05."
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"Thank you. That's great. Okay, bye-bye."
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"- Speaking of which... - What's this?"
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"The secretarial candidates for tomorrow's interviews."
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"I've looked at them carefully..."
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"and somewhere in there is a Margie for the new millennium."
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"Get to know your new secretary. I don't mind."
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"Gilmore Group. May I help you?"
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"Yes. Richard Gilmore, please."
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