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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Help Wanted (S02E02)

"- Refills? - Eventually."
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"- Free refills? - In a month."
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"The thinglet has grown into a thing."
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"Rory, Luke and I have fought before. God knows we'll fight again."
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"he'll be crabby, I'll be adorable, he'll forget everything..."
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"- and that, as they say, will be that. - Okay."
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"- Hey, is there a line? - Closed."
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"- What? - Closed."
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"- Luke's is closed? - Luke's is never closed."
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"- I know. - You sure it's closed?"
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"First I read the sign, then I tried the door in case it was some elaborate ruse."
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"- Designed to keep you out? - There's precedent."
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"- Luke's gone fishing. That's great. - It is?"
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"Yes. He works hard, he needed a break, he took it."
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"- I think it's good. Healthy. - For who? I have blood sugar issues."
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"- Mom, it's because... - No, it isn't."
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"- But he never... - Well, now he did."
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"Rory, he took a trip. Don't read anything into it."
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"- It's because of the other night. - No, it isn't."
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"Even if it is, it'll go away. Everything will be fine."
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"Speak for yourself. I left my wallet in there yesterday."
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"- Why are we standing? - The sign says, 'Wait to be seated. '"
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"Yeah, but we are not automatons, we are rule breakers..."
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"and there are 50 open tables."
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"- You're exaggerating. - One, two, three, four, fifty. I'm not."
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"I'm sure someone will help us soon."
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"Isn't that the point of The Hungry Diner? To feed the hungry diner?"
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"Or is the point to keep the hungry diner hungry?"
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"They should call it The Eternally Hungry Diner..."
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"- 'cause you won't get any food here, loser. - That'll be quite a sign."
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"I'll give these paper-top turkey heads three seconds to seat us or I'm gonna..."
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"- You'll what? - What?"
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"You said you'll do something if they didn't help us."
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"- I did? - Yes."
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"Then the waitress came over, and you never finished."
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"- What would you do? - You're getting screwy."
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"- Mom! - I'm not your mom."
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"- How's this? - Perfect. Thanks."
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"- You need a little pick-me-up? - Do I?"
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"Back in a jiff."
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"When she comes back, we'll hold her down..."
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"and tell her ugly things about the world."
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"Get your daughter to help you with your evil plan."
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"Make nice."
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"How convenient. They have pictures of all the food..."
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"in case you've been in a cave for the last 50 years..."
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"and have no idea what a stack of pancakes looks like."
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"- Excuse me. I'm sorry. - Yes, sweetie?"
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"- What are the tiny cups for? - They're coffee cups. They're for coffee."
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"- Are you running out? - I'm sorry?"
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"so would you happen to have something in a larger size?"
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"Say, a mug, a tureen, a small bowl of some kind?"
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"- A coffee bowl? - Yes, a coffee bowl."
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"- Two, please. - We don't have coffee bowls. I'm sorry."
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"Then would you mind bringing..."
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"- What do you think, two, three? - Three's good."
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"and could you leave the pot in the meantime?"
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"It looks like coffee, smells like coffee."
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"- The comparison stops there. - This sucks!"
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"Just put a lot of stuff so you can't taste it."
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"How will I fit my three sugars into Barbie's Malibu Dream Cup here?"
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"- It'll be all sugar and no coffee. - You might prefer it that way."
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"- Well, well, well. - What?"
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"I'll be right back."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"This is where you have your breakfast?"
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"- Until this morning, yes. - How's the grub?"
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"Really?"
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"They use the spray... Can you leave now?"
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"You never told me about this place."
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"You might eat here, and there would be no corner of my life..."
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"which would be free of your incessant scrutiny."
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"What are you doing with the fork?"
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"- Can I have a bite? - What?"
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"- Just a taste. - Get away from me."
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"- You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Not really."
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"Good. It's a date."
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"- You, me, here tomorrow? - Never."
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"- Mom, I need to ask you a favor. - Ask away."
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"I need you to get me out of dinner tonight."
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"Dean's coming and he doesn't know about the accident."
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"If I'm not there the second he gets home..."
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"then someone else will tell him, and that would be..."
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"- I really hate to ask you this. - Forget about it."
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"- Make things right with Dean. - I appreciate this."
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"No problem. It gives me extra time to work..."
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"on my why-Rory's-wearing-a-cast story for your grandparents."
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"- Yeah? What have you got so far? - Really big bees."
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"I'm so sorry Rory isn't feeling well. Is it that flu that's been going around?"
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"- Yes, it is. - Horrible strain."
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"It must wipe her out just toting that name around."
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"- He's working? Like, work-working? - That's right."
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"His articles of incorporation arrived last week. He's rented an office."
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"Your father is now the president and CEO of the Gilmore Group..."
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"an international insurance consulting firm."
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"Wow, that's great."
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"- What's his job? - He's a consultant."
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"Meaning?"
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"Your father is an international insurance consultant."
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"Yeah, but what exactly does that mean?"
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"Consults with international clients on insurance matters."
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"I don't know why we're not opening for Rickles."
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"- Damn it! - Richard? Are you all right?"
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"- How is she? - Who is she?"
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"She's been your father's secretary since you were a child."
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"Largie Margie. Very clever when you're six."
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"In answer to your question, Emily, Margie is well."
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"So well, in fact, that she has decided not to join me in my new business."
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"- What? - She's staying with the old firm."
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"But you were the only reason she even had a job at that firm."
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"You and that rotund ingrate had an agreement."
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"- There was an agreement in writing? - Not in writing per se..."
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"but she helped me procure my new office."
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"She arranged to have all my things sent over."
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"All that was left was for her to accept my formal offer."
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"A generous one, if I may say so."
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"- And she just turned you down? - She had the gall to counteroffer."
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"She kept insisting that I match her current salary."
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"Lorelai, the Gilmore Group is a fledgling enterprise."
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