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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Show Business & Lil Jon In Love (S03E03)

"You'll notice here, these are some African statues."
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"I don't really fuck with Africa,"
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"'cause people are starving to death,"
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"and that's not baller to me."
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"Come on, motherfuckers. Keep up."
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"Now it's time to see my shoe collection."
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"You know ballers love nice shoes."
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"Everybody got they dunks and they jords"
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"or whatever it is they wearing,"
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"but, see, I like to cut the middleman."
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"Fuck shoe closet;"
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"I got my own sweatshop, nigga."
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"Goddamn!"
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"I got these bitches working 16 hours straight."
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"The heart of every house is the kitchen, right?"
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"What's that you say?"
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"You're a fan of archeology?"
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"Right here on the bottom shelf,"
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"There's only two of these left in the world."
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"Each of these bitches is 4 million years old apiece, son."
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"Goddamn."
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"Rare. Very hard to find."
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"Good God! Whoo-eee, that smell wild!"
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"Damn fool--"
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"goddamn!"
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"It's pulpy."
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"4 million year old meat, nigga."
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"I don't think this is gonna be enough for everybody."
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"I'm gonna get one more of these eggs."
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"Y'all want to eat some dinosaur, nigga?"
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"Let's try it out."
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"Damn, that shit stinks."
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"Whoo!"
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"Oh, my God, it's--"
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"I swear to--"
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"son, it's hatching."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is a 4 million year old egg."
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"Come on, girl. Push."
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"Life."
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"Life is happening, ladies and gentlemen."
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"The first t. Rex that the world has seen in 4 million years."
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"This is the most baller shit ever!"
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"Yes. Yes."
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"I just wish I had..."
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"My scissors!"
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"Oh."
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"Oh, nigga, that tastes baller. Oh."
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"Oh, hold up."
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"Recipe ain't right..."
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"This here's diamonds."
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"I sprinkle diamonds on everything I eat."
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"One, it's the most baller shit"
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"you could possibly do to your food,"
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"and two, makes my dookie twinkle, man."
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"'Cause it's baller!"
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"Baller!"
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"Thanks for coming by, cribs."
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"We'll be back with more chappelle's show"
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"Hey, help us, robot. Help us. Help us."
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"And most of all, thanks for helping us all"
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"put closure to a great moment in comedy."
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"That's coming from the heart,"
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"Thank y'all. Good night."
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"I'm rich, bi-atch!"
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"My voice don't have quite the authority"
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"that I wish it would have, so I hired melle Mel"
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"That's right, you punk bitches."
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"It's powerful stuff."
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"Like, if I'm in the bedroom with my old lady,"
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"and I might say, "flip over.""
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"She say, "what you say?""
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"I said, "I said, 'flip over.'""
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"And she be like, "how'd melle Mel get in the bed?""
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""That's none of your-- that's none of your business.""
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"Ha!"
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"You know, I think he is a racist,"
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"Morning, fellas."
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"I'm tired of tiptoeing around this office"
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"We gonna be right back with some more chappelle's show."
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"Uh-uh..."
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"to get audiences to value stupid shit."
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"This side is bald eagle."
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"Goddamn, that shit smells wild."
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"Unless I make it right."
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"Ah--ah."
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