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Clips from Taxi - Blind Date (S01E01)

"Hey, look, I'm not, uh..."
Taxi
"I haven't been romantically involved in eight years"
Taxi
"and I'm not about to break my streak right now."
Taxi
"talking on the phone the other day, didn't we?"
Taxi
"I mean, that was sort of special."
Taxi
"Hey, look, I swear I'm not that comfortable"
Taxi
"with that many people."
Taxi
"I just think that we could get to be friends."
Taxi
"I can't believe you came all the way back here"
Taxi
"the "let's be friends" speech."
Taxi
"Hey, can we drop that?"
Taxi
"I just think I'd like to get to know you better, that's all."
Taxi
"You want me to open up?"
Taxi
"Would that make you happy?"
Taxi
"Make you feel like"
Taxi
"you did your good deed for the day?"
Taxi
"Okay. Okay."
Taxi
"But then you better plan on sticking around."
Taxi
"Because I'm not standing here alone"
Taxi
"with my insides on the floor, while you walk out"
Taxi
"feeling you did the poor fat girl some big favor"
Taxi
"by helping her get in touch with her feelings."
Taxi
"You want to be a hero?"
Taxi
"Then be prepared to stick around"
Taxi
"for the rest of the war, okay?"
Taxi
"Maybe I will."
Taxi
"But can we start slower--"
Taxi
"like where we went to high school"
Taxi
"and then we'll work up to your insides on the floor?"
Taxi
"Hey, Angela, I think we had a normal moment there."
Taxi
"Huh?"
Taxi
"Well, listen, uh, you don't mind"
Taxi
"if I get a little clear"
Taxi
"on what we're trying to establish here."
Taxi
"It wouldn't make you nuts, would it?"
Taxi
"No, it would not make me nuts."
Taxi
"So, uh..."
Taxi
"so, what it is, is, is..."
Taxi
"I could call you whenever I feel like it?"
Taxi
"If I need advice, I could call you?"
Taxi
"Yeah."
Taxi
"Uh... if you need advice, you could call me?"
Taxi
"Yup."
Taxi
"If we have something interesting happening"
Taxi
"we could call each other?"
Taxi
"Yeah."
Taxi
"We could call just to shoot the breeze?"
Taxi
"Yeah."
Taxi
"Yup."
Taxi
"Or, uh..."
Taxi
"if I just need a hug?"
Taxi
"Uh, you know how long it's been since I cried?"
Taxi
"No."
Taxi
"A half an hour."
Taxi
"( theme music playing )"
Taxi
"WOMAN: Night, Mr. Walters."
Taxi
"( grunts )"
Taxi
"I talked to this girl on your answering service..."
Taxi
"There he is."
Taxi
"Okay."
Taxi
"Hey, no, no."
Taxi
"MAN: Hey, Louie..."
Taxi
"Who?"
Taxi