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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Happy Birthday, Baby (S03E03)

INFORMING ME THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BUILDING A ROAD

"INFORMING ME THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BUILDING A ROAD"

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HOW SAD.

"HOW SAD."

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HAPPY.

"HAPPY."

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SINCE YOU ARE ONE OF THE INVESTORS...

"SINCE YOU ARE ONE OF THE INVESTORS..."

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I GET A CHECK? YOU GET A CHECK.

"I GET A CHECK? YOU GET A CHECK."

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WOW! THAT'S...

"WOW! THAT'S..."

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$75,000?

"$75,000?"

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YES, IT IS. I GET $75,000 FOR BEING BORN?

"YES, IT IS. I GET $75,000 FOR BEING BORN?"

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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A PLEASANT SURPRISE.

"I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A PLEASANT SURPRISE."

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THIS IS $75,000. $75--

"THIS IS $75,000. $75--"

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DO YOU HAVE A PEN?

"DO YOU HAVE A PEN?"

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$75,000, $75,000.

"$75,000, $75,000."

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OH, MY GOD.

"OH, MY GOD."

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THAT'S, LIKE, 150 PAIRS OF JIMMY CHOOS.

"THAT'S, LIKE, 150 PAIRS OF JIMMY CHOOS."

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WHAT ARE JIMMY CHOOS? SHOES.

"WHAT ARE JIMMY CHOOS? SHOES."

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150 PAIRS? THAT'S IT?

"150 PAIRS? THAT'S IT?"

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DAD, THEY'RE JIMMY CHOOS.

"DAD, THEY'RE JIMMY CHOOS."

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FOR $75,000, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY

"FOR $75,000, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY"

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AT LEAST 300 OR 400 PAIRS OF SHOES.

"AT LEAST 300 OR 400 PAIRS OF SHOES."

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NOT JIMMY CHOOS. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

"NOT JIMMY CHOOS. THAT'S RIDICULOUS."

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YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND $75,000 ON JIMMY CHOOS

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND $75,000 ON JIMMY CHOOS"

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WHEN YOU COULD BUY 400 PAIRS OF LESS PRESTIGIOUS --

"WHEN YOU COULD BUY 400 PAIRS OF LESS PRESTIGIOUS --"

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YOU WILL SHOP AROUND FIRST. IS THAT CLEAR?

"YOU WILL SHOP AROUND FIRST. IS THAT CLEAR?"

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YES, SIR. ALRIGHT, THEN IT'S SETTLED.

"YES, SIR. ALRIGHT, THEN IT'S SETTLED."

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LISTEN, DAD, THIS MONEY ISN'T, UH...

"LISTEN, DAD, THIS MONEY ISN'T, UH..."

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IT ISN'T SOME KIND OF GIFT, IS IT?

"IT ISN'T SOME KIND OF GIFT, IS IT?"

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GIFT? LIKE A BIRTHDAY GIFT.

"GIFT? LIKE A BIRTHDAY GIFT."

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I MADE THIS INVESTMENT IN YOUR NAME.

"I MADE THIS INVESTMENT IN YOUR NAME."

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YOU RECEIVED A CHECK.

"YOU RECEIVED A CHECK."

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LEGALLY, I'M OBLIGATED TO GIVE YOU THAT.

"LEGALLY, I'M OBLIGATED TO GIVE YOU THAT."

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THIS ISN'T CHARITY OR GENEROSITY.

"THIS ISN'T CHARITY OR GENEROSITY."

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IT IS THE LAW.

"IT IS THE LAW."

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ENJOY THE SHOES.

"ENJOY THE SHOES."

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WE COULD BUY A BOAT.

"WE COULD BUY A BOAT."

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WE COULD, BUT WHY?

"WE COULD, BUT WHY?"

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BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE A BOAT.

"BECAUSE RICH PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE A BOAT."

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WE COULD PARK IT IN THE FRONT YARD.

"WE COULD PARK IT IN THE FRONT YARD."

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YEAH, LIKE WHITE-TRASH RICH PEOPLE.

"YEAH, LIKE WHITE-TRASH RICH PEOPLE."

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GOD, THIS IS AMAZING. NO MORE CLIPPING COUPONS.

"GOD, THIS IS AMAZING. NO MORE CLIPPING COUPONS."

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NO MORE PICKING LOOSE CHANGE UP OFF THE GROUND,

"NO MORE PICKING LOOSE CHANGE UP OFF THE GROUND,"

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NO MORE DRIVING AROUND LOOKING FOR CHEAP GAS.

"NO MORE DRIVING AROUND LOOKING FOR CHEAP GAS."

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WHICH TOTALLY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE,

"WHICH TOTALLY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE,"

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$75,000.

"$75,000."

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I'LL GET IT.

"I'LL GET IT."

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NO! MORE SECRET BIRTHDAY CALLS.

"NO! MORE SECRET BIRTHDAY CALLS."

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NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU. IT COULD BE JESS.

"NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU. IT COULD BE JESS."

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IT COULD BE LANE. IT'S ABOUT ME.

"IT COULD BE LANE. IT'S ABOUT ME."

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IT COULD BE PARIS. IT COULD BE MADELINE.

"IT COULD BE PARIS. IT COULD BE MADELINE."

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IT COULD BE A MYRIAD OF OTHER PEOPLE

"IT COULD BE A MYRIAD OF OTHER PEOPLE"

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WANTING ONLY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ME.

"WANTING ONLY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ME."

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IT'S ABOUT ME.

"IT'S ABOUT ME."

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HELLO? RORY, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEMO.

"HELLO? RORY, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEMO."

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WHAT'S THE MATTER, PETE?

"WHAT'S THE MATTER, PETE?"

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WE DID A TRIAL RUN OF THE PIZZA.

"WE DID A TRIAL RUN OF THE PIZZA."

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JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT THERE

"JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS RIGHT THERE"

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FOR THE BIG DAY, YOU KNOW?

"FOR THE BIG DAY, YOU KNOW?"

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SO WE MADE A TRIAL PIZZA,

"SO WE MADE A TRIAL PIZZA,"

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AND KIRK BUILT A PIZZA RACK ON TOP OF HIS CAR.

"AND KIRK BUILT A PIZZA RACK ON TOP OF HIS CAR."

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YOU WITH ME? LIKE A BAD HABIT.

"YOU WITH ME? LIKE A BAD HABIT."

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SO AS KIRK'S PUTTING THE PIZZA ON THE RACK,

"SO AS KIRK'S PUTTING THE PIZZA ON THE RACK,"

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THE THING COLLAPSES, THE PIZZA SLIPS.

"THE THING COLLAPSES, THE PIZZA SLIPS."

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LONG STORY SHORT -- KIRK HAS GOT SOME SEVERE CHEESE BURNS.

"LONG STORY SHORT -- KIRK HAS GOT SOME SEVERE CHEESE BURNS."

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OH, MY GOD. IS HE ALRIGHT?

"OH, MY GOD. IS HE ALRIGHT?"

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OH! WHO KNOWS?

"OH! WHO KNOWS?"

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THE POINT IS I THINK THE PIZZA NEEDS TO BE CHEESELESS

"THE POINT IS I THINK THE PIZZA NEEDS TO BE CHEESELESS"

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AND POSSIBLY SAUCELESS.

"AND POSSIBLY SAUCELESS."

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THE THING'S A HAZARD, BABE.

"THE THING'S A HAZARD, BABE."

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DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT THE PROBLEM MAY NOT BE THE PIZZA.

"DID IT OCCUR TO YOU THAT THE PROBLEM MAY NOT BE THE PIZZA."

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WELL, IT SHOULD HAVE.

"WELL, IT SHOULD HAVE."

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THE PIZZA HAS TO HAVE CHEESE AND SAUCE.

"THE PIZZA HAS TO HAVE CHEESE AND SAUCE."

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OTHERWISE, IT'S NOT A PIZZA. IT'S BREAD.

"OTHERWISE, IT'S NOT A PIZZA. IT'S BREAD."

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IF YOU'RE GONNA INSIST ON THE CHEESE AND THE SAUCE,

"IF YOU'RE GONNA INSIST ON THE CHEESE AND THE SAUCE,"

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PROVIDE THE TRANSPORTATION YOURSELF.

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PROVIDE THE TRANSPORTATION YOURSELF."

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FINE, PETE. I WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

"FINE, PETE. I WILL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT."

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ROGER, WILCO, SENORITA.

"ROGER, WILCO, SENORITA."

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WHO WAS IT?

"WHO WAS IT?"

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ASTRID FROM SCHOOL.

"ASTRID FROM SCHOOL."

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SHE'S LEAVING FOR EUROPE FOR A WEEK,

"SHE'S LEAVING FOR EUROPE FOR A WEEK,"

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AND SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE NOTES AND E-MAIL HER EVERYTHING.

"AND SHE WANTS ME TO TAKE NOTES AND E-MAIL HER EVERYTHING."

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HEY. HEY, YOU'RE HOME LATE.

"HEY. HEY, YOU'RE HOME LATE."

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TRAFFIC.

"TRAFFIC."

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YOU HUNGRY? I'M MEETING RORY.

"YOU HUNGRY? I'M MEETING RORY."

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SO WE CAN BROWN-BAG IT ON OUR DATE? I DON'T THINK SO.

"SO WE CAN BROWN-BAG IT ON OUR DATE? I DON'T THINK SO."

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HOW WAS WORK?

"HOW WAS WORK?"

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THE CLEANED-UP VERSION OF "THE EMINEM SHOW"

"THE CLEANED-UP VERSION OF "THE EMINEM SHOW""

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SEEMS TO BE SELLING PRETTY WELL,

"SEEMS TO BE SELLING PRETTY WELL,"

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SO THE WORLD IS BASICALLY COMING TO AN END.

"SO THE WORLD IS BASICALLY COMING TO AN END."

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SO, LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

"SO, LISTEN, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING."

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TALK.

"TALK."

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COULD YOU STOP GROOMING FOR JUST A SECOND, PLEASE?

"COULD YOU STOP GROOMING FOR JUST A SECOND, PLEASE?"

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I'M ALREADY LATE.

"I'M ALREADY LATE."

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I WAS DOING SOME THINKING ABOUT YOUR SITUATION.

"I WAS DOING SOME THINKING ABOUT YOUR SITUATION."

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MY SITUATION?

"MY SITUATION?"

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE WORKING HERE, YOU'RE WORKING AT WAL-MART,

"YOU KNOW, YOU'RE WORKING HERE, YOU'RE WORKING AT WAL-MART,"

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IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A LOT.

"IT JUST SEEMS LIKE A LOT."

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IT MIGHT NEVER GET OUT AGAIN?

"IT MIGHT NEVER GET OUT AGAIN?"

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I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD MAKE THINGS A LITTLE EASIER.

"I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD MAKE THINGS A LITTLE EASIER."

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HOW?

"HOW?"

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WELL, I COULD, UH, GIVE YOU A RAISE AT THE DINER.

"WELL, I COULD, UH, GIVE YOU A RAISE AT THE DINER."

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AND MAYBE HELP OUT

"AND MAYBE HELP OUT"

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LIKE YOUR CAR INSURANCE.

"LIKE YOUR CAR INSURANCE."

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WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

"WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?"

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SO YOU CAN QUIT YOUR JOB AT WAL-MART. NO WAY.

"SO YOU CAN QUIT YOUR JOB AT WAL-MART. NO WAY."

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BUT YOU'D STILL BE MAKING MONEY, AND THIS WAY,

"BUT YOU'D STILL BE MAKING MONEY, AND THIS WAY,"

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YOU GET TO SPEND MORE TIME ON RORY...AND SCHOOL.

"YOU GET TO SPEND MORE TIME ON RORY...AND SCHOOL."

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I'M FINE.

"I'M FINE."

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JESS, COME ON. TAKE THE DEAL.

"JESS, COME ON. TAKE THE DEAL."

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I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL.

"I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SCHOOL."

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I SAW YOU GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE OFF.

"I SAW YOU GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE OFF."

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YOU'RE SPYING ON ME? YOU LIED TO ME.

"YOU'RE SPYING ON ME? YOU LIED TO ME."

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ONCE IN A WHILE, I TAKE AN EXTRA SHIFT.

"ONCE IN A WHILE, I TAKE AN EXTRA SHIFT."

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I GO ENOUGH. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

"I GO ENOUGH. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

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IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL.

"IT'S PUBLIC SCHOOL."

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MY HISTORY TEACHER IS ALSO THE FOOTBALL COACH.

"MY HISTORY TEACHER IS ALSO THE FOOTBALL COACH."

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JESS, WE HAD A DEAL. YOU GO TO SCHOOL, YOU GRADUATE.

"JESS, WE HAD A DEAL. YOU GO TO SCHOOL, YOU GRADUATE."

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I KNOW. RELAX.

"I KNOW. RELAX."

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I HAVE TO CHANGE.

"I HAVE TO CHANGE."

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JESS!

"JESS!"

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THAT'S RIGHT. BREAKFAST IS INCLUDED.

"THAT'S RIGHT. BREAKFAST IS INCLUDED."

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THEN AT 5:00, WE INVITE ALL THE GUESTS TO THE LOBBY

"THEN AT 5:00, WE INVITE ALL THE GUESTS TO THE LOBBY"

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