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Clips from Gilmore Girls (2000) - Happy Birthday, Baby (S03E03)

MUFFINS, BAKED GOODS, JAMS, ET CETERA.

"MUFFINS, BAKED GOODS, JAMS, ET CETERA."

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SO THAT'S BREAKFAST, AND WE HAVE BEDS,

"SO THAT'S BREAKFAST, AND WE HAVE BEDS,"

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AND IF WE ADD SOME FREE WINE AND CHEESE AROUND 5:00 IN THE AFTERNOON.

"AND IF WE ADD SOME FREE WINE AND CHEESE AROUND 5:00 IN THE AFTERNOON."

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NO, WE'RE NOT BECOMING A BED AND BREAKFAST. YOU'RE BEING STUBBORN.

"NO, WE'RE NOT BECOMING A BED AND BREAKFAST. YOU'RE BEING STUBBORN."

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BED AND BREAKFASTS ARE CUTESY AND ANNOYING.

"BED AND BREAKFASTS ARE CUTESY AND ANNOYING."

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IT FORCES PEOPLE TO MINGLE. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE MINGLING.

"IT FORCES PEOPLE TO MINGLE. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE MINGLING."

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ADDING A LITTLE GIMMICK WILL BE INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP THEIR RESERVATIONS.

"ADDING A LITTLE GIMMICK WILL BE INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO KEEP THEIR RESERVATIONS."

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YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE TO SAY IT, NOT BEING A B & B MAN MYSELF,

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE TO SAY IT, NOT BEING A B & B MAN MYSELF,"

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BUT MICHEL IS MAKING SENSE.

"BUT MICHEL IS MAKING SENSE."

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GET OFF MY SIDE IMMEDIATELY.

"GET OFF MY SIDE IMMEDIATELY."

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ALRIGHT, I'LL CONSIDER IT.

"ALRIGHT, I'LL CONSIDER IT."

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SURE, IF HE SAYS IT, YOU WILL CONSIDER IT.

"SURE, IF HE SAYS IT, YOU WILL CONSIDER IT."

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I GOT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.

"I GOT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING."

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IS IT BAD? NO, IT'S GREAT. YOU'RE GONNA BE THRILLED.

"IS IT BAD? NO, IT'S GREAT. YOU'RE GONNA BE THRILLED."

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KEEP TALKING. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

"KEEP TALKING. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

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EXCUSE ME, LORELAI.

"EXCUSE ME, LORELAI."

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LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE CRAZED RIGHT NOW,

"LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE CRAZED RIGHT NOW,"

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BUT I ALSO REMEMBERED THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP ON FRIDAY,

"BUT I ALSO REMEMBERED THAT YOUR BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP ON FRIDAY,"

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AND, WELL, I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

"AND, WELL, I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING."

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OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

"OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT."

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IT'S VERY SMALL.

"IT'S VERY SMALL."

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TOBIN, I LOVE CANDLES.

"TOBIN, I LOVE CANDLES."

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AND IT'S SCENTED -- CAPPUCCINO.

"AND IT'S SCENTED -- CAPPUCCINO."

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GOD, THAT SMELLS GREAT.

"GOD, THAT SMELLS GREAT."

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I'M REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE IT. I DO. THANKS.

"I'M REALLY GLAD YOU LIKE IT. I DO. THANKS."

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AND, LISTEN, I'M THE NIGHT MANAGER HERE,

"AND, LISTEN, I'M THE NIGHT MANAGER HERE,"

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AND I'M VERY PROUD TO BE THE NIGHT MANAGER,

"AND I'M VERY PROUD TO BE THE NIGHT MANAGER,"

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BUT WITH EVERYTHING SO WACKY CRAZY AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW,

"BUT WITH EVERYTHING SO WACKY CRAZY AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW,"

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IF YOU NEED SOME EXTRA HELP DURING THE DAY, PLEASE CALL ME.

"IF YOU NEED SOME EXTRA HELP DURING THE DAY, PLEASE CALL ME."

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I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER, TOBIN. THANKS.

"I MAY TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER, TOBIN. THANKS."

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THE PAINT'S CHIPPED IN THE ARCHWAY,

"THE PAINT'S CHIPPED IN THE ARCHWAY,"

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AND THERE'S A BOARD LOOSE IN THE ENTRYWAY,

"AND THERE'S A BOARD LOOSE IN THE ENTRYWAY,"

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AND THE CHIMNEY NEEDS TO BE SWEPT.

"AND THE CHIMNEY NEEDS TO BE SWEPT."

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MOM, LUKE CANNOT SWEEP OUR CHIMNEY. WHY NOT?

"MOM, LUKE CANNOT SWEEP OUR CHIMNEY. WHY NOT?"

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YOU NEED TO BE A CHIMNEY SWEEP TO SWEEP A CHIMNEY.

"YOU NEED TO BE A CHIMNEY SWEEP TO SWEEP A CHIMNEY."

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IF DICK VAN DYKE CAN DO IT, SO CAN LUKE.

"IF DICK VAN DYKE CAN DO IT, SO CAN LUKE."

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LUKE IS GOING TO BE VERY SORRY.

"LUKE IS GOING TO BE VERY SORRY."

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HEY, LUKE HAS GIVEN ME FIVE FREE HOURS OF HANDYMAN WORK

"HEY, LUKE HAS GIVEN ME FIVE FREE HOURS OF HANDYMAN WORK"

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FOR MY BIRTHDAY FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS.

"FOR MY BIRTHDAY FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS."

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YOU HAVE GROSSLY EXPLOITED THAT FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.

"YOU HAVE GROSSLY EXPLOITED THAT FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS."

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I DIDN'T MILK IT THE FIRST YEAR LIKE I SHOULD HAVE.

"I DIDN'T MILK IT THE FIRST YEAR LIKE I SHOULD HAVE."

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THE SPIRIT OF GIVING IS COMPLETELY LOST ON YOU.

"THE SPIRIT OF GIVING IS COMPLETELY LOST ON YOU."

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BUT THE SPIRIT OF GETTING IS ALIVE AND WELL.

"BUT THE SPIRIT OF GETTING IS ALIVE AND WELL."

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IT WANTS ITS CHIMNEY SWEPT.

"IT WANTS ITS CHIMNEY SWEPT."

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OOH! PUT DOWN LAUNDRY, TOO.

"OOH! PUT DOWN LAUNDRY, TOO."

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THEN CAN HE ALSO BUILD ME ANOTHER BOOKSHELF?

"THEN CAN HE ALSO BUILD ME ANOTHER BOOKSHELF?"

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I'VE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF YOU THAN I AM AT THIS MOMENT.

"I'VE NEVER BEEN PROUDER OF YOU THAN I AM AT THIS MOMENT."

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AND TELL HIM TO PAINT LITTLE FLOWERS ON IT.

"AND TELL HIM TO PAINT LITTLE FLOWERS ON IT."

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'CAUSE HE'S SO GOOD WITH THE FLORALS. HELLO?

"'CAUSE HE'S SO GOOD WITH THE FLORALS. HELLO?"

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I FINISHED THE PAPER ON DICKINSON, THE PHYSICS TEST WAS FOR A THIRD GRADER,

"I FINISHED THE PAPER ON DICKINSON, THE PHYSICS TEST WAS FOR A THIRD GRADER,"

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I PICKED THE HISTORY OF THE EGYPTIAN POLITICAL PROCESS AS MY INTERNATIONAL-HISTORY PROJECT.

"I PICKED THE HISTORY OF THE EGYPTIAN POLITICAL PROCESS AS MY INTERNATIONAL-HISTORY PROJECT."

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YOU'VE BEEN VERY BUSY. I'VE BEEN VERY BORED.

"YOU'VE BEEN VERY BUSY. I'VE BEEN VERY BORED."

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WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO SCHOOL?

"WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO SCHOOL?"

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TOMORROW. MY MOM'S BRINGING HOME A NEW FACE. THERE'S A DOCTOR IN FRANCE

"TOMORROW. MY MOM'S BRINGING HOME A NEW FACE. THERE'S A DOCTOR IN FRANCE"

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WHO INJECTS SOME KIND OF GEL INTO YOUR HEAD AND THEN MOLDS IT TO GIVE YOU BETTER CHEEKBONES.

"WHO INJECTS SOME KIND OF GEL INTO YOUR HEAD AND THEN MOLDS IT TO GIVE YOU BETTER CHEEKBONES."

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SHE NEEDS TO SLEEP ON HER BACK.

"SHE NEEDS TO SLEEP ON HER BACK."

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OTHERWISE, HER FACE WILL FLATTEN LIKE A CREPE. OH, MY GOD. IT'S "BRAZIL."

"OTHERWISE, HER FACE WILL FLATTEN LIKE A CREPE. OH, MY GOD. IT'S "BRAZIL.""

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I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL WHEN THEY GET HOME. IT WILL BE FINE.

"I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL WHEN THEY GET HOME. IT WILL BE FINE."

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ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT MY MELTDOWN SPEECH?

"ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING ABOUT MY MELTDOWN SPEECH?"

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NO.

"NO."

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WHO CARES WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, PARIS?

"WHO CARES WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, PARIS?"

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THERE IS NO MORE. I THINK YOU'VE ALMOST FINISHED YOUR FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE.

"THERE IS NO MORE. I THINK YOU'VE ALMOST FINISHED YOUR FIRST YEAR OF COLLEGE."

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I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE. I'LL GO CRAZY.

"I CAN'T JUST SIT HERE. I'LL GO CRAZY."

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WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING FUN? LIKE WHAT?

"WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING FUN? LIKE WHAT?"

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IT'S YOUR LAST DAY OF FREEDOM. GO BE WILD, GO CRAZY. DON'T THINK, JUST DO.

"IT'S YOUR LAST DAY OF FREEDOM. GO BE WILD, GO CRAZY. DON'T THINK, JUST DO."

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WHAT IF --

"WHAT IF --"

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PARIS, DON'T THINK. OKAY, I WON'T THINK.

"PARIS, DON'T THINK. OKAY, I WON'T THINK."

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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

"I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW."

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DO YOU THINK LUKE CAN KNOCK THIS WALL OUT

"DO YOU THINK LUKE CAN KNOCK THIS WALL OUT"

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AND BUILD US A BIGGER KITCHEN IN FIVE HOURS?

"AND BUILD US A BIGGER KITCHEN IN FIVE HOURS?"

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YOU'LL HAVE TO DROP THE LAUNDRY. NEVER MIND. OH, MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED.

"YOU'LL HAVE TO DROP THE LAUNDRY. NEVER MIND. OH, MY GOD, I'M EXHAUSTED."

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ARE YOU TOO EXHAUSTED TO TALK ABOUT BIRTHDAY WEEK?

"ARE YOU TOO EXHAUSTED TO TALK ABOUT BIRTHDAY WEEK?"

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OKAY, SO, MONDAY I THOUGHT WE'D START

"OKAY, SO, MONDAY I THOUGHT WE'D START"

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WITH FACIALS AT SLOOPY'S AFTER SCHOOL.

"WITH FACIALS AT SLOOPY'S AFTER SCHOOL."

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MUDPACK MONDAY. I LOVE IT.

"MUDPACK MONDAY. I LOVE IT."

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THEN WE'LL HAVE DOUBLE-FEATURE TUESDAY, SEPHORA WEDNESDAY,

"THEN WE'LL HAVE DOUBLE-FEATURE TUESDAY, SEPHORA WEDNESDAY,"

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COMPLIMENTARY-MAKEOVER THURSDAY,

"COMPLIMENTARY-MAKEOVER THURSDAY,"

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AND THEN BIG, FAT, FABULOUS FRIDAY.

"AND THEN BIG, FAT, FABULOUS FRIDAY."

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D-DAY. B-D-DAY.

"D-DAY. B-D-DAY."

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CULMINATING IN THE FABULOUS BLOWOUT OF A PARTY YOU'RE PLANNING.

"CULMINATING IN THE FABULOUS BLOWOUT OF A PARTY YOU'RE PLANNING."

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OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED A PARTY?

"OH, I'M SORRY. YOU WANTED A PARTY?"

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I TOLD EVERYONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL.

"I TOLD EVERYONE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE A BIG DEAL."

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MISS PATTY AND BABETTE WANTED TO HIRE THESE TWO HOT GUYS

"MISS PATTY AND BABETTE WANTED TO HIRE THESE TWO HOT GUYS"

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TO CARRY YOU AROUND ALL DAY AND FEED YOU BONBONS,

"TO CARRY YOU AROUND ALL DAY AND FEED YOU BONBONS,"

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AND KIRK WANTED TO HIRE THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS

"AND KIRK WANTED TO HIRE THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS"

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BUT I SAID, "PLEASE RESPECT THE LADY'S WISHES.

"BUT I SAID, "PLEASE RESPECT THE LADY'S WISHES."

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SHE DESERVES THAT AT HER AGE."

"SHE DESERVES THAT AT HER AGE.""

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WHY ARE YOU SO COOL? I HAVE TO GO.

"WHY ARE YOU SO COOL? I HAVE TO GO."

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WHERE? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

"WHERE? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS."

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YOU ARE PLANNING SOMETHING FOR FRIDAY NIGHT, AREN'T YOU?

"YOU ARE PLANNING SOMETHING FOR FRIDAY NIGHT, AREN'T YOU?"

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TELL PEOPLE I JUST COULDN'T ACCEPT A NEW CAR.

"TELL PEOPLE I JUST COULDN'T ACCEPT A NEW CAR."

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IT WOULD BE BENEATH ME, AND I'D BE COMPLETELY HUMILIATED.

"IT WOULD BE BENEATH ME, AND I'D BE COMPLETELY HUMILIATED."

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AND A CONVERTIBLE WOULD JUST MAKE ME FLING MYSELF

"AND A CONVERTIBLE WOULD JUST MAKE ME FLING MYSELF"

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OFF A BUILDING.

"OFF A BUILDING."

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BYE. BYE.

"BYE. BYE."

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HELLO? LORELAI GILMORE?

"HELLO? LORELAI GILMORE?"

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I'M CALLING FROM RICHARD GILMORE'S OFFICE.

"I'M CALLING FROM RICHARD GILMORE'S OFFICE."

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NEVER HEARD OF HIM. RICHARD GILMORE YOUR FATHER.

"NEVER HEARD OF HIM. RICHARD GILMORE YOUR FATHER."

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OH, TALL, BOW TIE? YES.

"OH, TALL, BOW TIE? YES."

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I'M WITH YOU NOW. GO AHEAD.

"I'M WITH YOU NOW. GO AHEAD."

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WELL, HE'D LIKE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT

"WELL, HE'D LIKE TO SET UP AN APPOINTMENT"

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TO MEET YOU FOR COFFEE. WOULD TOMORROW WORK FOR YOU, 2:00?

"TO MEET YOU FOR COFFEE. WOULD TOMORROW WORK FOR YOU, 2:00?"

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MAKE THAT 3:00, KAREN.

"MAKE THAT 3:00, KAREN."

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I HAVE THAT CONFERENCE CALL AT 2:00.

"I HAVE THAT CONFERENCE CALL AT 2:00."

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IS THAT MY FATHER? PUT HIM ON THE PHONE, PLEASE.

"IS THAT MY FATHER? PUT HIM ON THE PHONE, PLEASE."

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BUT -- HAND IT OVER, HONEY.

"BUT -- HAND IT OVER, HONEY."

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COME ON, LET'S GO. CHOP-CHOP.

"COME ON, LET'S GO. CHOP-CHOP."

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SHE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU."

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TELL HER I'LL MEET HER TOMORROW. IT DIDN'T WORK.

"TELL HER I'LL MEET HER TOMORROW. IT DIDN'T WORK."

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BUT I PAY YOU TO MAKE MY APPOINTMENTS.

"BUT I PAY YOU TO MAKE MY APPOINTMENTS."

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DAD!

"DAD!"

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LORELAI, HELLO.

"LORELAI, HELLO."

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YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THIS WOMAN WHILE SHE CALLED ME?

"YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THIS WOMAN WHILE SHE CALLED ME?"

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THIS IS THE WAY A PROPER BUSINESS IS CONDUCTED. TWO FEET FROM THE PHONE.

"THIS IS THE WAY A PROPER BUSINESS IS CONDUCTED. TWO FEET FROM THE PHONE."

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I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH YOU. ARE YOU AVAILABLE TOMORROW OR NOT?

"I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH YOU. ARE YOU AVAILABLE TOMORROW OR NOT?"

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WHAT IS THIS, DAD? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS WITH YOU.

"WHAT IS THIS, DAD? I HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS WITH YOU."

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DISCUSS IT NOW. I DON'T HAVE TIME NOW.

"DISCUSS IT NOW. I DON'T HAVE TIME NOW."

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PUT MRS. HUH-WIGGINS ON THE PHONE. HAVE HER TELL ME.

"PUT MRS. HUH-WIGGINS ON THE PHONE. HAVE HER TELL ME."

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CAN YOU MEET ME TOMORROW AT 3:00 OR NOT? FINE. WHERE?

"CAN YOU MEET ME TOMORROW AT 3:00 OR NOT? FINE. WHERE?"

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KAREN WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW TO CONFIRM IT AND TELL YOU THE PLACE.

"KAREN WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW TO CONFIRM IT AND TELL YOU THE PLACE."

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