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Clips from Man with a Plan (2016) - Dirty Money (S01E01)

"That said, this is all your fault."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You should have never taken that money from my dad."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You are 100% right."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Boy, I like hearing that in the bathroom,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"it's got a nice echo."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(both slurp)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, he wants to look at all of our money stuff."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's not happening. No, it's not."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, we have got to draw a line in the sand."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We're gonna go over there and tell him"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"to stay out of our business."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, you are. N-No, I said "we.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And I said "you.""
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no, we'll do it together, all right?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"And then afterward, we're gonna stop by my gym"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and have some cheese fries and a beer."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey. Hey, everybody."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey. Hi. Should we talk to your dad now?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no, no, no."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's soften him up first."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, kids, go give Grandpa kisses"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and put him in a good mood."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Like Mom tells us to do to you when she wants something?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What? Nothing. Go, go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Go, go. Kids. (babbles, chuckles)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay, since we're all here now,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"let's settle this Don birthday controversy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's not a controversy."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We can't even agree on what to call it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Look, since you two can't decide who should have Don's party,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"maybe you should consider a neutral location,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"like Chuck E. Cheese."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, that sounds fun. Good food, great music."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, I just think I should host it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, after all, I was there for Don's real birthday."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh. It was like pushing out a buffalo."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(laughing): Yeah."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"He was too big for the baby scale,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"so they had to take him to a supermarket"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and weigh him like a watermelon."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, and, and because of that, Adam,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"don't you think I should host the party?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Just let Marcy have it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, you pushed out the buffalo,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but she has to live with it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Okay."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's have it at Marcy's."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'm not a sore loser."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I'll even come over early"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and give you a hand with the cooking."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"So everything's not so salty."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(phone rings)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey, Lowell. Do they still have it?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Sounds good, be right there."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What was that about?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Wrong number. And completely unrelated, I got to go."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(door closes)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All right, you two."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Let's get started with these bills."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Uh, actually, we need to talk to you about that."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Yeah, uh..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"First of all, Dad,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"thank you for the loan, but we think"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"we can handle our own finances."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"We may decide to cut back on the coffees..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Nope."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"...or keep it the same,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"but it'll be our decision."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What a surprise, you don't want my help."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, you wouldn't take my advice when you started out."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Why would you take it now?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Dad, that's got nothing to do with this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You know, when Adam got out of school, I pulled some strings"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"and got him a job fixing trucks for the city, just like me."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Steady paycheck, benefits, a pension."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But no, he was too good to fix trucks."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, h-hang on, Joe, that's not fair."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I never said I was too good to fix trucks."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You didn't have to say it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What is your problem with me?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"You have poor judgment."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But it makes sense."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"After Donny paved the way,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"you dropped out of your mother right onto your head."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I never knew that!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"That's why I have that flat spot-- I can't talk to him."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"All I know is,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"we were all getting along fine"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"until we agreed to have Don's party at Marcy's."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's the computers. I'll just go grab mine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, I don't think this is a good idea."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"The librarian's not even here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"What are you doing?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now she's here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Put it down or I'll call the cops."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"But it was donated by mistake. It's mine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Well, why should I believe you?"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(sighs)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Because you're beautiful."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(laughing): Oh, what? You..."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hey-- no, no, that is not good enough."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"If that is really your computer, you're gonna have to prove it."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(sighs) Fine."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I didn't want to have to do this."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"There's some very private videos in here with me in them."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Oh, no."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's not what you think."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's just me by myself."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Now, be gentle."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's a bad angle, so I don't look great."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Hello, Madison Square Garden!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"It's me, Don!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"(imitates cheering)"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Great to be here."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I was just in Japan, I'm huge over there."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"I mean, literally. Much taller than the average Japanese man."
Man with a Plan (2016)
"Whoa, whoa,"
Man with a Plan (2016)
"whoa, whoa!"
Man with a Plan (2016)
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