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Clips from Family Guy - Road to Rupert (S05E05)

"Family Guy Road to Rupert"
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"Synchronisation : Kemar Transcript : Raceman"
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"Oh, Peter, you're selling your anvil?"
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"- Hey there, Chris. - Hi, Mr. Herbert."
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"- Well, let's just calm down... - I've got to save him, Brian."
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"I bet I could do a wheelie with these! How much for the gloves?"
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"You're starting to piss me off!"
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"Well, this is your own fault, Peter, and if you want my opinion,"
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"That's all right, that's okay. I don't need TV."
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"I'll just make my own sitcom in my head."
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"And things are gonna get better."
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"Settlin' in, lovin' my wife."
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"My Black Son, My Black Son."
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"My Black Son. He's coming to stay."
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"Also he's a ninja."
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"Hey, this one's cute, huh?"
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"And if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild."
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"You can't just take some Korean-made velveteen primate and call it Rupert."
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"Now come on, this is all time we could be using to find Rupert's kidnappers."
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"and the next I'm having sex with Sharon Stone."
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"I said get out of the fridge!"
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"So you'll be happy to know I got you your own personal driver."
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"My own driver?! Holy crap, that's awesome! Where is he?"
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"but I didn't you'd like that."
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"Lois, you picked the opposite thing that I would like."
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"Ooh, we have a match!"
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"If I enter Connecticut, I'm entering every state"
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"What?! But I can't leave Rupert to perish."
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"For the rest of my life, I'll be as lonely"
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"- Now there's nothing left to hate. - I'm gonna hate that rock."
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"You'll wind up in a Dumpster with a bunch of slow, unadoptable greyhounds."
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"It's bad enough I got a suspended license,"
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"Oh, this is history right here, Brian."
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"So many lives lost."
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"should be subjugated because of the color of his skin."
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"For equality. For humanity."
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"You know, whatever. It's fine. It's fine. Doesn't matter. Just, uh... I..."
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"God, will you guys just shut up back there?!"
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"Hey, guys, check this out."
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"Hey, Meg, you sure look hot today."
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"Meg, that was awesome."
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"It's ten bucks an hour. But there's a $100,000 deposit."
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"Oh, God. Looks like we're walking."
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"Wait a minute, it says here you accept cash, check or a jaunty tune."
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"when musicals were culturally relevant."
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"<>But you might just learn to like it if you give it a try."
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"You could laugh and sing and dance as gaily as an elf."
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"- La, la, la, la, la, la. - La, la, la, la, la, la."
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"Look at me! I'm dancing!"
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"Okay, you can have the helicopter."
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"- What the hell was that? - I'm practicing my comedy crash."
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"Well, keep it down 'cause I'm trying to..."
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"And just in time, too. I can't keep my teeth from chattering."
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"Bitch."
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"Hey, hey, hey. Don't you talk to her like that."
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"Works every time."
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"Well, this is the place. Looks pretty fancy."
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"I kind of need it back."
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"Wait, wait. How about a ski off?"
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"Interesting. What do I get if I win?"
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"- What do you think he whisper to her? - I'll bet it was just right."
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"and then laughing : "Ha-ha ha! She doesn't know she's eating my fart.""
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"But, you know, Meg, I'm starting to realize"
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"So, I guess this means you don't need me anymore."
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"Well, maybe just to keep up appearances in front of the family."
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"What I want is a fresh glass of better daughter!"
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"Would you like to check on the race, sir?"
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"Well, that's it, I suppose."
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"- I know how much Rupert meant to you. - I don't know, Brian,"
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"Maybe I am getting too old for Rupert."
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"You're not really gonna live with them, are you?"
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"- Did we just carjack someone? - We sure did, Brian."
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"Yeah, I've had a lot of good times with this thing."
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"You got anything you used to wear in the summertime?"
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"- Just these old shorts. - Sweet Jesus."
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"- Give you a dollar for this. - Sold."
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"Brian, where's Rupert? I just left him here to watch my things."
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"- What? - Uh, nothing, I haven't seen him."
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"It's not like him to wander off. Rupert? Rupert!"
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"Oh, no. What if he's been kidnapped?"
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"Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels,"
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"his was the most..."
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"human."
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"Orders... hup!"
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"Holy crap. Evel Knievel gloves!"
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"- Peter, those are yours. - Ten bucks."
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"Two. Seven. Four. $5.50. Ten. Sold!"
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"Sucker. I would've gone to $15, easy. I am so stupid."
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"Peter, you can't drive the car over that. You're gonna get hurt."
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"- Peter, I don't work at Burger... - I don't work at burgaga... I'm busy."
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"Now if you'll excuse me, I have some death to defy."
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"This is just like what happened with Matthew Broderick, except no one's dead."
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"- Hey, Joe. - Good morning, Peter."
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"- I'm here to revoke your driver's license. - What?! Why?!"
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"plus the driver of one of the other cars was a virgin"
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"whose hymen was busted by the airbag, so rape."
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"'Course it's all the way up here."
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"Peter, knock if off. Give it to me."
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"Give me the damn license."
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"This is in poor taste, Peter. You're starting to piss me off."
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"Aw, man, this sucks. I got no license. I can't go anywhere."
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"I'll show her. I'll just go to another bar."
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"We now return to Cheers."
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"How's life in the fast lane, Mr. Peterson?"
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"He was talking to me, Norm."
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"That show stopped being funny after Kirstie Alley ate Shelley Long."
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"Ah, man, now I can't even watch TV. What the hell am I gonna do all day?"
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"But then I got that letter."
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"Don't even remember sleeping with that lady, but I did."
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"Why have you brought me to the toy store, Brian?"
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"I'm buying you another Rupert."
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"Rupert wasn't kidnapped."
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"I accidentally sold him at the yard sale."
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"Come on, Stewie, I'm really sorry. It was an accident."
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"Wow, that was great!"
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"One minute I'm filling up at Chevron,"
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"Yeah. Now comes the best part."
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"since I don't have a damn driver's license."
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"Peter, it's getting a little annoying having you around the house all the time."
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"- She's right here, Peter. - Meg?!"
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