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Clips from South Park - Pre-School (S08E08)

"Okay, so now you'll help us take care of Trent Boyett?"
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"Oh all right, we'll let this Trent Boyett know that if he messes with you,"
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"All right!"
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"You guys, we're free! We haven't a care in the world!"
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"(All right!)"
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"I need three minutes alone with the picture behind the bushes."
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"I get to take the picture behind the bushes after you."
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"I'm takin' it to the bushes first!"
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"Dude, are we gonna be like that someday?"
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"Naw."
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"Hey, look. What is Ms. Claridge doing?"
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"Ms. Claridge?"
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"She won't talk to anybody, boys. Some say... she's just given up hope."
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"Hey guys, you know what we should do? We should go get a-"
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"Hwuh?!"
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"Doctor, we have another snuggie here"
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"Over there!"
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"Another wet willie?"
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"Give the poor kid some morphine."
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"Dude, what happened?"
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"We... told him not to mess with you guys. .. We told him... you paid us."
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"Oh, Jesus. You told him that?!"
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"Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl"
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"What's that?"
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"It involves Tabasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus."
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"I don't know what kind of kid would do this to other people;"
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"We're dead. Trent knows we send the sixth-graders after him."
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"He's gonna give us all Texas chili bowls."
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"We've gotta move away. We've gotta get as far away from this town as possible!"
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"No, no, we've just gotta find better help."
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"From who? We can't ask adults for help and there's nobody tougher than sixth graders."
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"There is... one person."
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"Shelley?"
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"Shut up, turd! I'm watching television!"
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"Shelley, you're my sister, right? And families. .. depend on each other."
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"Shelley"
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"Somebody is going to kill me, and I can't go to Mom or Dad for help,"
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"so, you're kind of the only person I have... left."
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"STOP CRYING, TURD!! Now, who's gonna kill you?"
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"Oh, you are such stupid turds."
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"We were only four years old at the time, uh. We du-we didn't think about the past coming back to haunt us then."
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"So you're gonna help us?"
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"Yes, but I'm gonna want something in return."
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"A picture of your mom's boobs?"
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"Admit it was our fault?"
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"You can't run from your past, turds. Apologize and make amends."
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"Then I'll protect you from this Trent turd."
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"Ms. Claridge, the people in town are really worried about you."
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"Look, if you're having some kind of problem, you have to be able to talk to people."
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"Just tell us this: do you trust that we want what's best for you, yes or no?"
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"All right, fine! But someday you're gonna have to learn to let people in!"
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"Hi, Ms. Claridge. Uh, we have s-someting to tell you."
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"A lot of stupid things that we regret."
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"(And it's time for us to come clean.)"
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"See, Ms. Claridge, when we were little, we used to play with our weiners a lot,"
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"and one game we played was "Fireman. ""
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"I've been lookin' for you!"
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"You had five years to do that. And while I wasted away my time in prison you've been enjoying nice,"
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"normal lives!"
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"Our lives have not been enjoyable, Trent! I promise you!"
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"Don't tell me that! I heard about the things you've done!"
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"But there WERE no magical Christmas adventures or talking poo for me!"
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"I didn't get to fight a huge mechanized Barbra Streisand like you did!"
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"No accidental trips to Afghanistan for Trent Boyett!"
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"Just back off, man!"
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"I am NOT going to have a titty twister! I hate titty twisters!"
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"You don't even know how to use that!"
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"Wow!"
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"Trent Boyett is a liar, sir."
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"Ms. Claridge, did Trent Boyett do this to you."
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"Yes yes. Take him away!"
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"Dude, when he gets out he's gonna be really mad!"
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"Yeah, who cares?"
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"Yeah, woohoo"
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"So long, Trent! Have a nice time!"
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"Hey, hold on a second!"
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"Uh oh."
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"Boobs!"
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"I'm taking them to the bushes!"
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"I'm taking them to the bushes first!"
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"Hah! Hey!"
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"WilLoW:...) January 24th, 2005"
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"(How about we put a real fire out?)"
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"What do you shitheads want?!"
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"Hah!"
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"Tru... Tr-Trent Boyett! HAAA!"
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"You name it!"
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"Stay cool, guys. If anybody can protect us from Trent Boyett, it's the sixth graders."
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""But Mo-o-o-om. ""
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"We didn't think and now he's gonna kill us!"
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"Look, just take your punishment! You deserve it! Let me have my retribution and it can be over with."
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"Everything that you had when you were first brought in here will now be returned."
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"Oh my God, he's coming! Oh here oh my gosh he's gonna kill me!"
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"Calm down, turd! No Juvenile Hall turd is going to kill you. That's my job."
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"Uhhh... p-lease don't hurt me, Trent. I- I'll give you anything you want."
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"AAAAAAAAH!"
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"Oh, all right then."
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"What the hell are we gonna do??"
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"That's nothing compared to what my mom will do to me if she finds out I've been lying for five years!"
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"Four seconds!"
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"Three seconds!"
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"Put it out, put it out!"
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"Ohhh yamuckers!"
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"Dude, we shouldn't be here!"
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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"Stay away from us, Trent!"
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"Firve years I've been waitin' for this day."
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"Hey gaybots, what's goin' on?"
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"But mom, my teacher will-"
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"Hahahahahaaahaaa!"
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"(WHAT??)"
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"Dude, when he gets out of Juvenile Hall, he's gonna wanna kill us!"
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"Sshhh, here comes Ms. Claridge now."
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"switchblade knife with "Kill all betrayers" written on the blade, black."
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"I just can't stand to hear him scream like that. I'm gonna go upstairs."
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"Five years. It's been five long miserable years."
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"I said shut up, or I will destroy you, tur-r-rd!"
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