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Clips from Friends - The One with Unagi (S06E06)

"What was I thinking?"
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"20 percent is a pretty generous tip."
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"You know what's more generous? 50 percent!"
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"Why'd I do that?"
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"Can't you pick up an extra shift here?"
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"It helps if you've got a little of this going on."
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"Wow! I still have it."
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"Let's see... Well, I don't want to donate sperm again."
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"I really prefer doing that at the home office."
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"-Joey? -Yeah."
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"Do it?"
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"Yeah, it is. It's freshwater eel."
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"or your kettle of fish?"
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"You knew that was coming..."
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"-Is Monica here? -No."
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"That's actually a good idea."
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"And, of course, crotchless panties."
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"We promised to make each other gifts this year."
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"You take scissors and cut.."
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"Okay, okay, okay."
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"Making things sounds so much fun."
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"Now it's your little bunny friend."
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"Okay..."
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"That's too bad. I've been saving up."
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"You sure there's no studies I can participate in?"
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"This one starts now."
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"I just want you to be safe."
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"Unagi!"
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"What?"
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"-What's up? -I can't figure out what to make Monica."
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"You know what? She'd love this."
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"It's a replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade."
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"-Why not? -It says "Captain Ross" on the side."
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"-Sure. You go first. -Okay, come here."
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"Oh, I love it! Thank you so much."
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"Remember how I call you bunny?"
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"We've got to wash that."
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"I'm Joey."
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"No! No! No! No! No!"
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"I've got to apologize on behalf of Carl."
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"Did I not mention?"
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"Carl is a guy I hired to be my twin for a medical research project."
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"-Another Minute Maid fiasco. -That's right."
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"Thank you."
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"That's right. $2000."
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"I will, but not tonight."
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"You know that last move..."
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"-Who, me, the attacker? -Yes, that's right."
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"Maybe we could attack them together!"
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"-So are we going in there? -I am!"
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"Oh, my God! Why is he jumping on those women?"
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"Remember when I had a monkey?"
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"Hey, so, what's with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?"
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"-You know what's even more generous? -I see where you're going."
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"What's up with the greed?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I have to get new headshots made, and they're really expensive."
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"I'm down to, like, three."
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"Actually, two, because one of them I blackened some teeth."
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"Isn't there something you can do to earn extra money?"
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"Or, you know, I used to beg for money."
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"Don't you have an audition today? Maybe you'll get that job."
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"Wait a minute."
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"I used to get medical experiments done on me."
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"Finally, an explanation."
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"I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff."
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"Maybe they want some of my blood or spit or something, huh?"
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"That guy's been waiting 10 minutes. He's complained about you three times."
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"We went to a self-defense class today."
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"Now we can kick anybody's ass."
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"After one class? I don't think so."
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"You want to see me self-defend myself?"
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"Pretend you're a predator."
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"Go on, I dare you!"
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"Of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming."
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"That's not enough."
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"Look, I studied karate for a long time."
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"And there's a concept you should be familiar with."
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"It's what the Japanese call unagi."
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"No, it's a concept."
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"Maybe it means that too."
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"I would kill for a salmon-skin roll right now."
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"Fine, get attacked. I don't even care."
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"Come on, Ross, we're sorry. Please tell us what it is."
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"Unagi is a state of total awareness."
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"Only by achieving true unagi..."
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"can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you."
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"In case someone's trying to steal your bamboo sleeping mat..."
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"It's one thing being prepared for an attack against each other."
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"but that doesn't mean you have unagi."
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"If we made reservations, we could have unagi in a half-hour."
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"I need help. I don't know what to get for Valentine's Day."
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"Valentine's Day was two weeks ago, so I wouldn't get her a calendar."
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"She was working, so we're celebrating tonight."
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"Why don't you book a day for both of you at those romantic spas?"
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"-I love that. -You guys!"
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"You can't make crotchless panties?"
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"I love papier-mache! What did you make?"
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"I made a flar-lar-lar."
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"-What is that? -Nothing!"
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"Have you made anything I can take credit for?"
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"I have, I have! I started making little sock bunnies!"
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"Oh, for crying out loud!"
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"Wait a minute. That is my sock!"
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"This actually is a flar-lar-lar."
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"Can I ask about the Valentine's Day gifts?"
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"-Yeah. -Do we have to make the entire thing?"
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"Yes. Did you forget to make yours?"
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"Of course not."
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"I can't wait. It'll be the best Valentine's Day ever!"
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"I can't believe it! Make the presents!"
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"-What? -Just so excited to make the presents!"
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"With all due respect, I'd like to donate some fluids."
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"-Here's a schedule. -Thanks."
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"Only identical twins are eligible. It's a twin study."
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"But it's $2000!"
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"Sorry."
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"And this?"
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"Results are back on that one. They're not good."
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"-That was good. -Yeah."
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