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Clips from American Dad! - Home Wrecker (S06E06)

"We'll each decorate our side of the house how we see fit."
American Dad!
"I've got a date with Sam the Butcher."
American Dad!
"He's gonna bring me his big, uncut salami."
American Dad!
"(canned laughter)"
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"Ah, it was so easy back then."
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"Uh, yeah, for starters."
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"I can't believe you guys are separated."
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"How are you gonna live like this?"
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"Too bad that bay window doesn't open."
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"the next stage of birth is called the bloody show."
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"Next time your man says he's going out for Pinkberry,"
American Dad!
"you better make sure he's talking about yogurt!"
American Dad!
"No!"
American Dad!
"There."
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"Now we live in completely separate houses."
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"I don't ever have to look at you--"
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"Stan, what do you think of my mural?"
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"ALL: Three, two, one."
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"just to make each other feel bad."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, sorry. I thought you were my wife."
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"So, maybe I'll... see you around the neighborhood."
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"Yeah."
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"Stan? Yeah?"
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"The toilet paper in your cart doesn't work for you."
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"You need the one with the lumberjack on it."
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"What a pleasant surprise."
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"We've made over eight grand."
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"What are you gonna do with your share of the money, Barry?"
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"I mean... buy video games and bubble gum."
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"I knew it!"
American Dad!
"Try to cut me out?"
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"Toshi, now!"
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"(gasps) My Man-chu!"
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"You owe us 22 large."
American Dad!
"Kill the kids!"
American Dad!
"They're counting cards! Oh, no."
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"Kill them all!"
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"Okay. (sighs)"
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"Just keep quiet."
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"We'll be safe here."
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"Four Berettas, two Glocks,"
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"All 88 shots have been fired."
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"They have no bullets left."
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"Okay, then,"
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"y'all gonna get cut!"
American Dad!
"Aah! My hip-hop hooray arm!"
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"(laughs)"
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"They only fired 87."
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"I knew there was one left."
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"Why, Rain Kid?"
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"Never touch a fat boy's candy."
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"(humming)"
American Dad!
"♪ Like ♪ (humming)"
American Dad!
"♪ Bap, diddly diddly doo wap... ♪"
American Dad!
"(Francine humming)"
American Dad!
"♪ Like ♪ (humming)"
American Dad!
"♪ Bah-da-be, de-dooh, be-dah... ♪"
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"Stan?"
American Dad!
"Francine!"
American Dad!
"Stan."
American Dad!
"Stan!"
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"Francine!"
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"Start making dinner immediately!"
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"(rumbling)"
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"(car alarm wailing)"
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"Oh!"
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"Take a picture."
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"It'll last longer."
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"I love you, Stan."
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"Me, too, baby."
American Dad!
"But Greg and Terry were right."
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"So let's not remodel."
American Dad!
"Exactly."
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"We're great together,"
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"as long as we don't put any stress on our marriage."
American Dad!
"It's like a rickety bridge that's fine,"
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"as long as you don't drive anything heavy over it."
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"You know, I liked the house the way it was."
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"So did I."
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"Imperfect, like us."
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"U.S. Immigration! Where is she?"
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"Run, Annabelle!"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
American Dad!
"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
American Dad!
"Ow!"
American Dad!
"Ours. Ours."
American Dad!
"of being in perfect sync."
American Dad!
"♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪"
American Dad!
"Preach it, honey."
American Dad!
"(playing Dixieland jazz)"
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"Hey, Mom, maybe you and Dad should redo our kitchen."
American Dad!
"but as long as we're getting new cabinets..."
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"What about the, uh, bacon machine?"
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"Don't you want to be cool?"
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"Live!"
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"(man speaking Chinese)"
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"(indistinct chatter)"
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"I asked you not to,"
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"♪ ♪"
American Dad!
"'Cause it's going so well."
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"The four of us win tons of money,"
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"on lap dances and James Ingram CDs."
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"Your side of the house sucks!"
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"Hey, your stupid finger crossed the line."
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"Oh, I'm sure your mother will be moving out in no time."
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"How's the smell over there, Franny?"
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"Our old window opened just fine."
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"Oh, Stan."
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"How have you been?"
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"No, sir, we would never..."
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"Are you sure, Barry?"
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"(grunts)"
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"Aah! No! Oh, no!"
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"I miss holding you!"
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"Stan!"
American Dad!
"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"Was that the sounds of marital discord I heard?"
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"♪ ♪"
American Dad!
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