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Clips from American Dad! - Home Wrecker (S06E06)

"Not the food."
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"I'm talking canines in sexy poses."
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"We'll go with Nelson Mandela."
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"I don't want a football player."
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"He's not a..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You newlyweds have been fighting an awful lot lately."
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"You two need to model your marriage"
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"after a perfect one, like..."
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"You guys?!"
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"Your father and I have 20 years"
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"We go together like, like..."
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪"
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"♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪"
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"♪ Like ke-ding-a-de-dinga-dong ♪"
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"♪ Bip bop bap boo boo bah-bee-ee ♪"
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"♪ We go together like Steve's palm ♪"
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"♪ And a gallon of Lubriderm ♪"
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"♪ I've got a big chin ♪"
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"♪ Gah zib zib la la far-eed ♪"
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"♪ Blib blop blop blee ♪"
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"♪ Blah blah, gippity gip ta bot ♪"
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"♪ Gip gop galladawot, nippity nip ta doo ♪"
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"♪ Moogetee moogetee moogetee moogetee... ♪"
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"I left in the middle of the song."
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"It turned into all gibberish, and I won't be a part of it."
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"Anyway, point is: we're strong."
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"Where'd you get the food, greaser dude?"
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"Greg and Terry's."
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"New kitchen?"
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"Did they put in a new fridge?"
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"Mm-hmm. And did they get a new stove?"
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"Yeah, they did."
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"And did they put in all-new cabinets?"
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"I, uh, I think so."
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"Cabi-nots-ah!"
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"Excus-a me?"
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"Oh, a little birdie just told me"
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"Hallelujah!"
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"(gibbering)"
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"Let's go see it!"
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"(cheering) Yeah! Let's go! Whoo!"
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"Okay, Megan Fox and Seth Rogen come out of a room"
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"containing only one chair."
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"Do you sniff the chair?"
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"Jamie Foxx is not a Wayans brother."
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"64 blue, 19 red, 21 brown, 38 green."
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"142 total candies."
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"(cries)"
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"Hold up."
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"It looks like we got ourselves a magic moron."
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"You boys ever played a little game called blackjack?"
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"Principal Lewis, I think our homeroom hamster is sick."
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"Think fast. (hamster squeals)"
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"It never gets old."
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"Okay, Rain Man,"
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"what cards are left in the deck?"
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"Three jacks, a king, two eights, and a four,"
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"definitely a four."
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"Treat."
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"you boys sit down and bet strong."
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"Snot, you're Jewish; you'll be in charge of the money."
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"Steve, you'll be in charge of watching Snot"
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"Come on, let's go play some blackjack."
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"Now? But we have geometry class."
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"I'll write you a note."
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"These kids ain't showing up."
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"Love, your main man."
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"P.S. One plus one equals the two of us."
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"Plus one more would be nice, though."
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"Maybe Jill from the cafeteria"
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"or your sister Lisa-- you know, when she's legal."
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"Our cappuccino maker is now built right into the fridge."
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"Ooh, what's this for?"
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"up to Mediterranean room temperature."
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"And look, this cabinet is also a dishwasher."
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"We put our dishes away dirty."
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"We did all of this in just under three months."
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"It put such a strain on our civil union."
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"We're fortunate to have such a strong relationship."
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"(both laugh)"
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"You two shouldn't even think about a renovation."
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"to withstand a little construction project?"
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"First of all, don't pretend you're married."
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"It implies equality."
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"Oh, yeah, how about this?"
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"we'll pay for the whole thing."
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"But if it doesn't, we get your marriage license."
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"No, I know, but it'll be a moral victory."
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"We'll cross your names out and write our names in,"
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"like we did on the Vietnam Memorial."
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"(both laughing)"
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"(laughing wildly)"
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"You're on."
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"This'll be easy for us"
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"because we're a team."
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"We're... we're..."
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"BOTH: ♪ We're Stan and Franny,"
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"You do not come in here"
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"and start singing a musical on my stage!"
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"Terry, calm down. No!"
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"If anyone's singing a musical number in this house, it's me."
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"I will sing the cancan song from Irma la Douce"
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"and bring you to tears!"
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"Aah!"
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"♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪"
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"So you're really going to renovate?"
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"how strong our marriage is?"
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"(grunts)"
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"(laughs)"
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"So have you hired a contractor yet?"
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"Let me show you some of my work."
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"I built the addition onto this home."
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"Did it on time and on budget,"
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"including low-flow gumdrop toilets."
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"We already hired someone."
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"(knocking)"
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"Hello, hello."
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"An Israeli?"
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"Okay, let's get started."
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