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Clips from The Simpsons - Rednecks and Broomsticks (S21E21)

"Burn the witch!"
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"Not so fast!"
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"As citizens, we are still bound by the rule of law."
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"All: Boo!"
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"17th-century law!"
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"(cheering)"
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"I have reconstructed the ultimate instrument"
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"Of colonial justice: The dunking stool."
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"If the alleged witches survive the dunking,"
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"They clearly were witches!"
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"If they drown, then they were clearly innocent."
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"After this, it will be featured"
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"Good seats still available."
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"(creaking)"
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"(gasping)"
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"Don't dip those wiccans!"
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"I have proof!"
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"The moonshine competition last Saturday..."
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"You said you were at a parenting class!"
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"Marge, please."
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"You're embarrassing me in front of the mob."
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"...You heard sirens, which you thought were police"
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"Coming to arrest you."
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"The moonshiners pushed them down a hill."
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"The moonshine landed in a river,"
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"Temporarily blinding anyone or anything that drank it."
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"That river led to the reservoir"
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"Also go temporarily blind."
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"Moonshine in the water?"
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"I'll be the judge of that."
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"Hmm..."
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"(gasps) hillbilly moonshine!"
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"The little witch is right!"
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"(mob groaning, murmuring)"
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"Wait, wait, wait, don't unform! You're a great mob!"
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"We'll think of something else to get upset about!"
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"How about all that construction on route one, huh?"
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"Huh? (mob groaning)"
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"Oh, you ain't no mob."
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"Hey, hey, hey, it's just a figure of speech."
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"Kill the weasel hater!"
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"(all cheering)"
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"Now this is what I'm talking about!"
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"Sister lisa, thank you for saving us."
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"No, thank you."
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"I've been rational but nerdy my whole life."
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"But these past few weeks, you girls made me feel cool."
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"Cool! Me, lisa simpson!"
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"Well, I think you're very interesting girls,"
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"The only "witch" in lisa's life"
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"Is which boy will marry her."
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"Right, homer? Homer?"
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"Start the ride!"
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"(giggling): Again!"
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"(spluttering)"
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"Huh? Hmm. Hmm."
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"(men laughing)"
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"(gasps) (gasps)"
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"(creaking)"
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"A female that gives birth to alcohol."
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"(students cheering)"
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"Or dwayne saggery's demento juice."
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"Hey, thanks for bringing us down here, homer."
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"Now, get back to my bar for happy hour,"
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"No, I... I thought we had a connection here,"
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"Guess I'll have to dig it for ya."
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"(music stops)"
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"Well, I say we take them out and have our own trial!"
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"All (chanting): Burn the witch! Burn the witch!"
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"You're just a bunch of spineless weasels."
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"You were awesome."
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"From behind your seat. (groans)"
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"(gavel pounding)"
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"(homer laughing)"
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"Initiate, how does one enter the circle?"
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"(thudding)"
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"(slowed down): Twist it."
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"(booming)"
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