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Clips from Frasier - Ham Radio (S04E04)

"No, eh? I'll remember you said that."
Frasier
"I'm Nigel Fairservice, inspector."
Frasier
"I was strolling in the garden when this dreadful tragedy occurred."
Frasier
"- Did anyone see you? - Several people."
Frasier
"Ja, I saw the gentleman."
Frasier
"O'Toole, the gardener."
Frasier
"Aye, 'twas himself and no mistake."
Frasier
"As well as Prudence McCallister."
Frasier
"Yes, I was taking a breath of air."
Frasier
"- O'Toole: - Faith, and it's true."
Frasier
"- Hans: - Jawohl."
Frasier
"- Miss McCallister: - Oh, mercy, yes."
Frasier
"There remained one suspect whose whereabouts"
Frasier
"Peppo the dwarf, a retired circus performer."
Frasier
"Exactly where were you when the murders occurred, Peppo?"
Frasier
"At the movies, you say?"
Frasier
"Well, one quick phone call can verify that."
Frasier
"Dear God! The phone lines have been cut."
Frasier
"Now we're really stranded."
Frasier
"with the outside world."
Frasier
"Sorry."
Frasier
"The phone lines have been repaired, you say? Hello?"
Frasier
"Wait! They've gone dead again."
Frasier
"Mr. Wing wasn't mute last night."
Frasier
"Six different roles in six different accents?"
Frasier
"I've half a mind to walk out."
Frasier
"Right now, frankly, I'm just a bit more worried"
Frasier
"At the bottom of page 14, listen,"
Frasier
"after you're shot, just say, "I'm dying." Cut the rest."
Frasier
"- You can't cut that, you can't. - Stop whining. We have a play to do."
Frasier
"All right. Please, quiet, everybody. Ten seconds."
Frasier
"Oh, Maxine, be sure to watch out for your cue,"
Frasier
"and please, people, let's pick up the pace!"
Frasier
"Suddenly Miss Thorndyke pointed, her eyes wide with alarm."
Frasier
"There's someone outside the window!"
Frasier
"Why, yes, Miss Thorndyke."
Frasier
"It appears to be..."
Frasier
"...the ice cream truck."
Frasier
"Ah! Look out! He's got a nug!"
Frasier
"A gun!"
Frasier
"The maid lay dead, unable to name her killer,"
Frasier
"I'm dying."
Frasier
"Romping with my school chums in the fens and spinneys--"
Frasier
"Just then, the lights went out again!"
Frasier
"Nigel Fairservice was shot again."
Frasier
"The final bullet blew his head clean off his shoulders."
Frasier
"All right, people, let's try to keep calm."
Frasier
"Heigh-ho, I'm Nigel's brother, Cedric."
Frasier
"I haven't seen him since our boyhood. We'd romp--"
Frasier
"And so died the last surviving member of the Fairservice family."
Frasier
"Hello, I'm the ice cream man."
Frasier
"Years ago I went to school with Nigel Fairservice."
Frasier
"We used to romp in the fens and spinneys--"
Frasier
"See, that's why I prefer TV. You want to be able to see that stuff."
Frasier
"Hans, may I see your fingernails?"
Frasier
"- Why? - They seem a bit ragged"
Frasier
"I'm not what I appear. None of us is. I'm not a butler."
Frasier
"Sit down, inspector. You're about to hear a fascinating tale."
Frasier
"Each of us holds a piece of the puzzle"
Frasier
"to relate to you. When we've finished,"
Frasier
"you'll know the full, dark secret of Nightmare Inn."
Frasier
"Are you sure we should, Hans?"
Frasier
"Mother and I moved here when I was a small boy after"
Frasier
"the tragic death of my father."
Frasier
"Okay, that's it."
Frasier
"I guess we'll never hear your fascinating piece of the puzzle."
Frasier
"Thank you."
Frasier
"- What was your name? - Miss Thorndyke."
Frasier
"And, of course, one final bullet for myself,"
Frasier
"Ha."
Frasier
"Well, then..."
Frasier
"Case was closed. And with a grateful shudder,"
Frasier
"Well, we still have..."
Frasier
"...nine minutes remaining."
Frasier
"who's gonna be the first one murdered."
Frasier
"on Saturday night for KACL's presentation of "Nightmare Inn.""
Frasier
"Till then, this is Dr. Frasier Crane reminding you that"
Frasier
"Absolutely, Bulldog. Just as long as you promise"
Frasier
"Okay, it's a deal. And Maxine is gonna be so excited."
Frasier
"we have a professional actor with us. Mel White,"
Frasier
"Yes, he's also playing "Bull" Kragen, the gamekeeper,"
Frasier
"Yes, yes. But that line so neatly defined Nigel's character."
Frasier
"- in fens and spinneys--" - Yes, yes, that one!"
Frasier
"Did you see anything suspicious, Wing?"
Frasier
"I'm still not entirely happy with the second McCallister sister."
Frasier
"and this plays various kinds of organ music."
Frasier
"Oh, you got it, baby."
Frasier
"It's me I'm worried about."
Frasier
"Well, I don't even know who I'm playing."
Frasier
"Oh, who remembers? That I had the magnetism of Marlon Brando,"
Frasier
"I doubt I'd ever seen a fouler night..."
Frasier
"This is a grisly business, Miss Thorndyke."
Frasier
"Did you witness anything suspicious, Wing?"
Frasier
"had not yet been established."
Frasier
"Totally and completely isolated from any contact"
Frasier
"Except your-- Your Hans could be a bit gruffer."
Frasier
"But never mind that."
Frasier
"Never again to revisit the scene of my boyhood in Surrey."
Frasier
"When the twilight bathed the hedgerows like a lambent--"
Frasier
"...German."
Frasier
"Be quiet, Mother."
Frasier
"Sorry about that, O'Toole."
Frasier
"- but believe me, my hands are full. - Oh, Frasier,"
Frasier
"Yes. Nigel Fairservice."
Frasier
"Poor man was gone."
Frasier
"I gotta remember to pick her up one of those cute French maid outfits"
Frasier
"the hedgerows like a lambent flame.""
Frasier
"If he did, he never would have agreed."
Frasier
"Could the McCallister sisters stand back-to-back?"
Frasier
"We were a simple people."
Frasier
"- when this dreadful tragedy occurred. - Did anyone see you?"
Frasier
"and that my dwarf was too tall!"
Frasier
"Okay."
Frasier
"Who knows what other surprises this night may bring."
Frasier
"a smoking gun lay on the table."
Frasier
"this is KACL's 50th anniversary. I did a little research,"
Frasier
"This must be Mr. Wing, the silk merchant."
Frasier
"are you sure you're up to it?"
Frasier
"Well, she doesn't sound spinsterish enough to me."
Frasier
"You don't think he knows how to direct?"
Frasier
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